Sakura: Happy Valentines Day! To all the lovely couples who can't be together and have to marry in secret!

Jehu: And die because of it!

Die: ... That's sort of morbid, Jehu... *is pouting in a corner*

Jaden: ... Why is she sad?

Haou: Oh, she's just sad cuz she never has a Valentine, so Valentine's Day always makes her depressed as a result.

Sakura: Happy Valentines Day, Die-chan! *gives Die a key*

Die: ... *looks at the key* What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Sakura: *points to her room* You'll see once you open the door!

Die: ... Okay... *opens door*

*Die finds Aster, Atticus, and Yusuke tied to a heart-shaped bed (nude) with rose petals on and surrounding them*

Die: O.O *pounces on them*

Jaden: Sakural7865 and Black Die own nothing that belongs to someone else! Enjoy this new story!

Chazz: Enjoy the story while I enjoy my slacker, readers. *drags Jaden off to an undisclosed location*


Chapter One: Blackmail

"Haou! Haou!"

The young brunet sighed, his stride pausing long enough for the smaller version of himself to dart out from the cottage and attach himself to the elder's legs. "Jaden, I have to go, I have to prove I deserve to keep my wings otherwise I might lose you."

Chocolate eyes peeked out from the black trenchcoat they had been buried in, wetness threatening the very edges. "But Haou-nii-chan, I don't want you to go!" he protested, pouting cutely as he clung to his older brother.

Golden eyes softened as a hand came up to ruffle chocolate locks affectionately. "It's all right, Jaden," he murmured gently. "I know you don't want me to go, but you'll be fine to stay on your own for a while, and if you need help, Yubel or Kuriboh are just a phone call away."

Jaden sighed, slowly letting go with a sniffle. "Can you help me find Thunder first, nii-chan? We're playing hide-and-seek, but he has a really good hiding place…"

Haou chuckled wryly, well aware that Yubel had been trying to wean his little brother off sleeping with the thoroughly-loved stuffed black cat. "I think I saw him between the couch cushions," he enlightened the other brunet.

Eyes wide, Jaden ran off to go rescue his precious Thunder, leaving Haou with the perfect opportunity to open the portal to the human world and step through it. If there was something Haou was notoriously-bad at, it was saying good-bye. To be honest, he'd rather not even say it in the first place, so when his little brother disappeared to go hunt down the feline, he took the opportunity to enter the bustle of a high school just beginning the day with the shrill ring of a tardy bell.


"Jehu!" The teen cringed at the high-pitched treble, falling out of his bed in surprise. "Get your behind out of bed and get ready for school! You're gonna be late!"

The bluenet jumped off the floor in fear, running around his room to finish his daily routine. He cursed as he tripped on one of his discarded shirts from days ago. "Gah! Dammit! If I'm late again, I'll lose my wings!" Jehu paused in thought, then added, "... and Jesse!" Finally dressed, the young teen ran out the door to his room and past the kitchen table to grab a piece of toast, only pausing in his race against time to kiss his pain-in-the-ass brother Jesse on the forehead. And then he was off, out the door to his cottage and past a thirteen-year-old grade-schooler with black spiked hair and a missing eye.

"... He's late again, isn't he?" the preteen deadpanned.

The small bluenet sat at the table with his colored plans involving his brother's love life scattered all across the table and two plates filled to the brim with a simple breakfast of bacon and eggs. "Nope," Jesse stated plainly, continuing to draw out one of his crazy—and fun—match-making schemes.

Outside the cottage, the bluenet teen was having a hard time opening his portal while gobbling his toast. "Dammit! Open up, ya stupid-?" The portal opened just before he could finish his sentence, boosting his already inflated ego at a job well done (in his mind). Jehu cockily stepped through the portal to arrive just as the tardy bell rang. He blinked, then stormed into the building while mentally swearing vengeance on his baby brother for scaring him like that!

All right... I just need to shoot someone today to keep them.

How hard can that be? All I gotta do is take aim...

And fire.


Jehu cockily walked towards the elementary/middle school that his baby brother and his brother's crush attend. Though he was gonna get his pay back for that totally uncalled for (in his mind) false alarm of being late for that poor excuse of a 'school', he just loved skipping classes and causing chaos via teaching the kiddies bad things. It always put a sparkle to his day to cause a teacher to have a mental breakdown from all the curse words and attitudes he told the 'lil ones were okay to say and do. Target in sight, most liking drawing another hair-brained scheme to ruin his life, the dark-teal-haired teen innocently waltzed onto the playground in hopes of spooking the child into wetting himself.


Meanwhile, Jesse was somewhat unaware of his big brother's presence. He knew the moron chose his recess time to skip class to either torture him or cause child anarchy. But right now, he didn't care, because he was daydreaming about Jim. He sighed lovingly at the drawing of the two of them holding hands when they were older. Giving this picture the approval it deserved (in his mind), he put in away with the other doodles of that kind and got right back to work on his biggest picture of him and his crush: their wedding day. Though he had big plans for him and Jim, there was one thing standing in his way: confessing to Jim! No matter how many plans he came up with, when the moment would get there, he just couldn't do it! It was so frustrating, and it hurt to keep these feelings inside. But the fear of rejection was too strong... so he mostly focused on getting Jehu a love life. It eased the pain some, and Jehu was getting too close to their kind's mandate to find a dominant mate.


Jehu was halfway to his target of torture when a prick on his ass and the feeling of magic made him stop in his tracks. A... Cupid of LOVE just shot me! Own, that bastard is soooo gonna-!


Haou cursed, standing up sharply. It was a perfect shot, even Jaden would've been able to hit the love-struck blue-haired boy through the window, and somehow he had not only missed, but he had hit an innocent civilian. Urf, where was a Cupid of Hate when you needed one? Sighing, he twirled his bow around so it deftly broke into two pieces, shoved it into his bag alongside his six other pink arrows, and then artfully swung down off the roof, onto the offhang, and down onto the ground, landing heavily but not so much so that he hurt his legs. Great, now I gotta find out who the person I hit fell in love with and then get a Cupid of Hate to shoot him to undo everything!

It took a short sprint to get to the combined school groups, hoping against hope the civilian didn't fall for a child, he'd sooo get in in trouble with the Council. And trouble with the Council equaled Jaden being taken away from him! The brunet Cupid cursed his poor aim. By the body language of the teen he hit, the civilian had to be pissed! That confused Haou since humans normally didn't feel the prick of the arrows either Cupid used on them. The bluenet teen he hit quickly turned around, most likely to look for the source of the prick, and stopped dead in his tracks when their eyes met. The feelings of love and adoration—and, thanks to teenage hormones, lust—slowly flooded the glowing amber orbs, drowning out the rage that was minutes ago directed at him.

A small bit of relief washed over Haou then. Okay, I may not like that he's found me as his output... but at least it's managable. And he's pretty attractive... I guess I could put off finding that Cupid of Hate... "Hey," he murmured, shoving his hands in his pockets, "are you okay?"

The other teen shook himself from the trance the arrow created, and a coy little smile found its way on his lips. "I'm fine," he answered smoothly, making Haou smirk at the challenge in the human teen's strange eyes.

Good, I like a decent challenge. "That's good, when I saw you a minute ago, you looked ready to kill," Haou replied with just the right amount of casual in his tone. No need to rush this, the pink arrow would wear off in a matter of time, depending on how strong the feelings of love were before the arrow was shot. This would most likely just be a one nighter, no harm done.


Meanwhile, in the classroom, little Jesse's emerald eyes were wide as he stared down his older brother and this strange, other teenager with the golden eyes. Not wasting a moment, he shoved his paper into his bag, grabbed his bookbag, and ran out the door so that he could find Jim. Jehu-nii never acts like this for someone he's just met... There has to be something different about him, and I bet there's a Cupid of Love's arrow involved!

The sprinting child made his way down to the familiar path he took to get to his love. Though out of breath when he got there, Jesse opened the door to Jim's class, successfully interrupting the teacher. Jesse put on his best smile as the teacher gave him a mildly-dirty look for the interruption. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, making his eyes big and not blinking so that tears would collect there, "but can I borrow Jim for a moment please? It's really super important."

The teacher just couldn't stay mad at that cute face (Who could?), so she gave Jim her permission to leave, though he would have to get a copy of that day's notes from a classmate. Jim was packed and out the door before then, shouting over his shoulder that he'd get the notes. "So, Jess, what's the plan?" Jim asked, knowing this had to do with the little bluenet's brother in some way.

Jesse wiped at the water around his eyes. "Jehu-nii's acting all weird with some guy, and I think he shot him with a love arrow!" he informed the ravenet, dragging him to a window and pointing at the brunet teen in question, who was smirking at the bluenet whose arms were looped around his neck, their faces close together.

Jim stared wide-eyed at the scene, then shook his head to get rid of the shock the sight had produced. He concentrated hard on the bluenet teen, using his neglected powers to see if Jehu was indeed under a love spell. To his dismay, there was definitely a love spell on him, and a strong one too. Jim told his secret crush and friend this, and he got the same smile Jesse only gave off when a match making plan hatched out of nowhere. "Jess? I know that look! This will-"

But the elder's warning was left unheard as the bluenet child raced to get to that spot his big brother and the stranger was before they left to do the obvious. Jim gave a defeated sigh before following, praying that this wouldn't end in disaster and that Jehu didn't wind up with a broken heart.


Haou knew he had to be a good role-model for his little brother, but what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him, right? "So what are you doing here? This is a school for smaller children, not that I'm complaining of course."

Jehu smirked seductively, moving his body so it was flush against the brunet's. "Mostly ditching school, though I have a little brother here who I need to get pay back at for a certain... stunt he pulled."

"Mmmmm, ditching school at a school," Haou murmured, smirking. "Doesn't make all that much sense to me."

The bluenet teen just shrugged as best as he could, still giving Haou his seductive smirk. "Not like anyone cares." The brunet chuckled at Jehu's 'devil may care' attitude.

"Oh?" Haou replied. "So you're saying you don't care if your little brother sees us, say, having sex out here against the wall?"

"Nope, that'd be perfect pay back for this morning!" Jehu stated, though each word dripped with sarcasm.

Haou raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure?" he purred, leaning in close to the other male.

The bluenet hummed in mock thought. "Nah, I don't feel like getting arrested!"

"All right then," the brunet stated, shrugging as he intertwined his fingers behind his head. "I guess I'll be going now since you're all right and you don't want anything from me..."

Jehu seemed to panic as the strange brunet began to walk away, so he made a desperate move to grab his arm.

Haou stopped when he felt the pressure on his arm and turned somewhat to face the bespelled teen. "Yes?"

"Um," the bluenet stammered, nervous, "I know a place nearby that we can, you know... be alone..."

Haou seemed to consider it for a long moment, his face blank until he nodded. "All right, I'm game. Let's go."

Jehu gave a sigh of relief, then grabbed the Cupid's hand to lead him to the spot he mentioned. It didn't take long to get there, since the spot was an old toolshed.

When Haou first saw where they were going, he got a bit worried, though his expression stayed a perfect poker face. "Are you sure this is the best place?" he asked cautiously, his topaz eyes refusing to betray his emotions. "It looks like it's about to come down any minute, not to mention all the kinds of diseases and animals living in that shithole."

The cocky smirk returned to the bluenet's lips, "What, scared?" The look he got in response was not amused. Jehu pouted when his tease wasn't taken lightly. "I redesigned it some years back, it only looks like a dump so the teachers here don't go near it." The other still didn't look convinced. In fact, he almost looked to be... reconsidering having sex with the other male, and Jehu would not stand for that. So he decided to trick the other male into going inside. "Well, if you don't feel safe about this one, I have one that's much better..."

"Now I doubt that," Haou stated, crossing his arms, "but I'm not going to push it. I'll go in, but if this falls over and kills me, I'll make sure to haunt you until you die."

It took all of Jehu's self-control to not smirk in triumph. He eagerly grabbed the brunet's hand to pull him inside. "Look on the bright side, if it does fall, it'll kill me too!"

Topaz eyes narrowed as the brunet allowed himself to be pulled inside. "That's hardly reassuring," he replied dourly. If you make it so that I can't go home and see Jaden again, I swear I will strangle you with your own intestines, sexy piece of ass or no!

When Jehu opened the door to the toolshed, it was definitely different from how it looked on the outside. And definitely safer. "Welcome to my humble hideout!" Jehu shouted, his voice betraying his smugness at getting the brunet inside.

"Humph," Haou grouched, chin coming up defiantly, "I guess you do know what you were talking about then..."

The smirk that Jehu was trying oh so hard to fight broke through at last, and the bluenet dragged his soon-to-be lover over to the bed he had placed inside if the need for it arose. And boy was it needed.

"Calm down," Haou advised, yanking his arm free. "If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's that I always top." That said, he pushed the bluenet onto the bed, climbing on top of him to connect their lips in a passionate kiss.

The kiss turned into a full blown makeout session, the two so engrossed in each other they never noticed the twin meeps of horror that originated from the tiny window that had seen better days.

Haou shoved the bluenet back onto the bed, taking fierce pleasure in the legs that tightened on either side of his waist. "You're too covered, love," he purred, hooking a finger in the other boy's shirt and pulling for emphasis.

Jehu eagerly pulled off his shirt when he got the message and made to remove the brunet's as well.

Haou purred lustfully at the attention, glad he'd had Jaden stick a bandage over his right shoulder blade to keep the tattoo there from becoming visible. He dipped his head, deciding to take advantage of the bare chest before him to begin sucking harshly at a nipple, his hands wandering over that beautiful torso.

Jehu moaned lustily, placing his hands on the strong chest above him. Damn! If only he was a Cupid! Maybe the Council would leave me alone! Well, at least I can't have kids yet...

Growing bored with his current prize, Haou snaked down to nip open the button and zipper of the other boy's jeans with his teeth, having no patience for the other to simply remove his boxers before he was sucking and playing with the pulsing heat he'd uncovered.

Jehu panted at the feeling around his need, taking fistfuls of the brown locks into his hands as he demanded for more.

Haou was willing to give it, though he slowed down to show the squirming puddle of goo in his possession that he was in control.

Jehu was close to his climax before the brunet was done with the aching need, the other boy taking three of his fingers to insert them into the drooling mouth of the bluenet. "Suck," he commanded and got a willing response from the turned-on teen. Jehu eagerly licked at the fingers in his mouth, swirling his tongue around them as his lust-clouded amber eyes gazed up into their topaz counterparts before the fingers were removed and then circled around his entrance.

Haou teased the perked hole for a minute then slowly pushed the first finger inside the squirming bluenet, who didn't seem used to the feeling of, well, anything inside him before. "You're so tight," he purred, smirking. "I like that." When he deemed the other used to the first finger, he added the second just as slowly as the first.

Jehu winced at the small pain that came with the added finger but loved the feeling of being filled too much to protest.

The brunet smirked, adding a third finger then so that he could thoroughly abuse the bluenet's prostate, thrusting lightly with his fingers and thrilling at the moans that spewed continuously out of the other's mouth. The bluenet made a reach for the invading fingers, but Haou held the other's wrists together with his free hand to prevent that.

"Please," the bluenet begged, "no more fingers!" He was closer to a climax than before, and he knew it won't be long before he came.

"If you insist," the brunet chuckled, pulling his hand out to instead take off his own pants and boxers, revealing his hardened shaft that he was careful to lubricate with his own pre-cum before settling between the other's legs. "Are you ready?" he asked, a concession of gentleness on his part as he rubbed up against the other male's entrance.

Jehu gave a cute nervous mew at the feeling of the teasing shaft and managed to give a confirming nod.

As soon as he saw that nod, Haou slid himself inside completely, pausing to allow the cute bluenet time to adjust to him even as he reached up to stroke the upturned cheek.

Jehu bit back a gasp of pain, taking deep breaths to ease the sting. Though he could have sworn he heard a faint popping noise down there, he passed it off as his imagination and continued to breath until the pain passed.

Haou rubbed circles on the bluenet's cheek with his thumb, patiently waiting as if he did this sort of thing every day when in reality, he was almost ready to say 'screw this' and fuck the boy like there was no tomorrow (which there likely wouldn't be, but still).

Jehu gave the okay to start some minutes later, the pain having dulled to tolerable levels.

Haou dropped a quick kiss to the bluenet's lips before he began to move, trying hard to remember where the other's prostate was from his earlier search.

The bluenet squirmed at the strange feeling of renewed penetration, then all of a sudden he arched his back with a gasp.

Found it. Haou smirked, making sure to ram into the other with the same angle, grinding his hips against his lover to further torment him.

Jehu firmly twisted his legs to rest on the brunet's hips and back, his hands griping the sheets like a life-line, moaning and screaming his pleasure.

"You like that, don't you?" Haou purred, thrusting lightly but making sure to hit the other's prostate with enough force and speed to pull forth a moan every time.

"Yes!" the bluenet cried, "Oh Gods, yes!"

"You're such a little whore, begging for me to fuck you so hard you can't remember who you are," the brunet continued, smirking. "You're lucky I'm generous enough to do it, now aren't you?"

Jehu just continued to scream "Yes!" in ecstasy, no longer caring about anything but the feeling of being filled.

Haou smirked, thrusting harder and faster to the other boy's obvious delight before he reached down to grasp the weeping erection in his fist with such marvelous tightness that he knew it would generate such an exuberant response.

Any coherent thought that Jehu could be able to think of died when the extra bliss around his cock began to move in time with the thrusts.

"Cum for me," the brunet encouraged, leaning down to nibble on his lover's ear. "I want to see your face when you reach that final peak."

An extra squeeze and hard thrust to the prostate did the bluenet teen in, and with a final cry of pleasure, he collapsed onto the bed, fully spent.

Haou growled as the other boy's walls tightened around his dick, forcing him to cum inside of the teal-haired beauty before he too fell on the bed, a last-minute shove of his arms keeping him from landing on top of his lover. The other boy was snoring before Haou could give the bluenet one of his rare compliments. The brunet chuckled at the cute scene and decided to take a short nap before leaving.


"Oh my gods, I can't believe we just saw that!"

"I know, mate! If it wasn't for that arrow I would have sworn he did that to get revenge!"

Jesse shuddered. "Wait a minute, I have an idea!" he cried, eyes lighting up.

"I hope it doesn't involve murder, " Jim deadpanned.

"Nuh uh! I'm gonna get Jehu a mate yet!" The bluenet looked excited, his emerald eyes searching for approval from his crush.

"Um, not to be a downer, Jess, but... How? Jehu just lost his virginity to a stranger..." Jim knew whatever his crush had in mind was not going to be good.

"Exactly!" Jesse stated. "All I gotta do is tell him he's gotta court Jehu or else I'll tell the Council that he's a Cupid of Love who screwed a Cupid of Hate!" His grin then widened. "And if he needs any extra incentive, we just gotta steal his arrows, write Jehu's name on them, and have you shoot him with them again!"

"But how is that gonna work? Jehu will be in as much trouble as that guy!"

Jesse's smile didn't deflate at that. "Simple, we charge the stranger with rape, all we have to do is prove he used an arrow!"

"Jess," Jim murmured, "is it really worth so much to you that Jehu finds a mate that you're willing to go to all this trouble just to keep this guy around?"

"Yes," Jesse stated, "Yes it does."

"Fine," the Aussie sighed, "I'll help you."

"Thank you!" the bluenet cried in joy, giving the one-eyed boy a quick hug before scurrying towards the door to begin his plan.

"What have I gotten myself into?" the ravenet muttered, shaking his head before he followed his friend.

The two found Jehu snoring away like there was no tomorrow, snuggling with the lightly-sleeping stranger. They easily spotted their target, the brunet's bag. "All right!" Jesse hissed triumphantly, snatching the bag and quietly opening it. "I've always wondered what was in one of these..."

Inside where notepads, pencils, spare clothes, a bow split in half, and a Cupid's normal set of arrows. "Aw, I thought it'd be more interesting," the bluenet pouted, snatching all the pink arrows out. More arrows appeared where the originals were, awing the two children. "This. Is. Great!" Jesse declared, snatching another handful of pink arrows and a couple of red ones too when Jim wasn't paying attention.

The missing arrows were replaced before the older child was any wiser. Now armed with the arrows necessary for his plan, Jesse turned to the brunet laying innocently on the bed next to his brother. "All right, Jim, go hide these while I go wake the dragon," the younger whispered, shoving the arrows at the elder and stealing towards the sleeping Cupid of Love.

Jim gave his crush a mock salute and got to work, using the toolshed door to open the portal home.

Jesse waited a beat before he picked up a pillow from the floor, where it had been displaced during the love-making, and threw it at the brunet's face.

Haou shot up from his nap, temporarily unable to remember what happened before he fell asleep.

"Hey, I need to talk to you about what you just did to my big brother," Jesse stated, trying to look brave and intimidating, a force to be reckoned with.

Haou just stared blankly at the grade schooler before everything came crashing down on his mind. He stopped himself from cursing and put on his best poker face. "And just what did I do?" the brunet challenged.

"You raped a Cupid of Hate, and unless you do what I say, I'm gonna report you to the Council!"

Haou was about to rebuke the child before what he just said sank in: he just had sex with a Cupid of Hate! "No," he whispered, golden eyes turning sad with the knowledge he'd likely never see his little brother again if this got out. "No..."

"... No to my demands or no to the fact you raped somebody?" Jesse asked, feeling a bit guilty at the sad look in the older Cupid's eyes.

"Neither," Haou answered mechanically. "I didn't mean to hit him, but I accept the responsibility of it."

Jesse just stared wide-eyed at the elder, fully believing him from the pure honesty glowing in the dulled gold eyes. "Then who did you mean to shoot?" He couldn't help it, he was curious.

"You."

The bluenet child quickly backed away from Haou, completely scared out of his mind. "Pe-pe-PEDO BEAR!"

"No! Never!" Haou disclaimed. "I was trying to shoot you so that you'd have the courage to confess to whoever you were pining for!"

"... so Jehu was an accident?"

"He wasn't the intended target," Haou corrected softly, "but he... this... wasn't an accident."

Jesse smirked, "As I thought, you didn't look a gift horse in the mouth!"

Haou blushed slightly. "Shut up you little brat," he muttered darkly.

"Well, I can still hold this against you!" the bluenet child stated matter-of-factly.

"I know," the brunet sighed. "So what do you want?"

"To take responsibility and court my big brother!"


Sakura: Haou's a Pedo Bear!

Haou: NO I'M NOT, YOU CRAZY AUTHORESS, I WAS TRYING TO HELP JESSE! *tries to kill Sakura for implying that he wanted someone other than Jehu*

Sakura: *runs for life* And got distracted by Jehu's sweet ass! All that was needed was 'Sexy Back' to play in the background! *remembers powers and puts Haou in a kitty costume*

Haou: ... What. the. fucking. HELL?

Sakura: At least you aren't a bear! *smiles*

Haou: ... I hate you so much right now...

Sakura: Love you too, Haou-chama!

Everybody else: ...

Jehu: HE'S MINE, BITCH! *hugs Haou to his chest protectively*

Sakura: And I would risk my life for Haou's love, because..?

Jehu: Because you said you loved him when he's mine.

Sakura: I'm a yaoi otaku, of course I love him! But I love you both more as a pair!

Haou: ...

Die: *comes out with dopey smile on face and holding Atticus' hand* Hey Sakura, I got a Valentine's Day surprise for you too!

Sakura: Oh! What is it? *tilts head cutely*

Jesse and Jim: *comes in with roses and chocolate, blushing* Hi Sakura.

Sakura: *glomps Jim and Jesse in happiness* Thank you! This is so sweet! *shares chocolates with Jim and Jesse* Literally!

Atty: Happy Valentine's Day, dear readers!

Die: Until next time!