Poachemon
Chapter 1
Ash awoke from his bed with overactive enthusiasm. "Today's the big day! I get my first hunting weapon from Prof. Rambo!" Ash rushed outside without so much as a word from his mother.
"Hi Ash! Are you here to pick your first hunting weapon?"
"I sure am!" Ash decides to overlook his decision again. Choice number #1, there was the Uzi. A very powerful weapon, but hard to collect valuable materials from what he poaches. Or, there was Choice number 2, the tranquilizer gun. This reduced the difficulty of poaching a thousand times over. However, fluid that goes into the gun is pricey. And last but not least, Choice #3, the sniper. Easy to knock off anything if he used the right tactics and aimed in the right spot. So which should it be? Hmmm...
"I'll take the Uzi! Power rules over money!" Ash was so stupid; he didn't realize that money was the whole point of Poachemon.
Professor Rambo liked his stupidity. The Uzi is one of his personal favorites. It was as small as a handgun, but not quite as gay. It did take a lot of bullets, but you can buy them at the poke mart for 1 cent a piece. (The economy was terrible)
"Alright then." Prof. Rambo handed the Uzi to him. "Take good care of it. It is awesome!" suddenly, machine gun bullets were heard from the outside. "Oh crap, the government! Get out of here, Ash! While you still can!" Glass shards flung about the room as Ash tried to escape. 'You'll never take me alive!" Prof. Rambo pushed the "on" button on his nuclear warhead...
Ash walked away, watching his town blow up in a nuclear mushroom explosion. The heck with that, Ash thought. A Pidgey flew in front of him, simply pecking the ground for no particular reason. 'Awesome, a Pidgey!" ash whipped out his Hunt-a-dex for information.
"Pidgey, a bird pokemon. QVC watchers will use their beaks by attaching them to their chopsticks. Although they don't bring in much zenny, it is a perfect opportunity to test a poke poacher's skills."
"Sweet!" Ash took out his Uzi and began a rapid firing of bullets. Ash waited for the smoke to clear. Oh no, he thought! Nothing ever comes out hurt when there's smoke! Goku flew up to him. "This isn't DBZ!" Goku flew off. While Ash watched the blonde super saiyan, Pidgey came out and pecked his eyes. "AHHHH!" Ashe was screaming like a sissy girl. Noticing his mouth was wide open from all the expletives he'd been shouting, Ash ate the Pidgey. "Nothing tastes better then when it's in my stomach." The Hunt-a- dex opened its electronic mouth at the wrong time.
"Pidgey also give bad indigestion when eaten."
"SON OF A MONKEY..." The rest was cut short by a loud and odorous fart. Ash's face turned a sickly green, and hurled. Why wouldn't his fart stop? WHY?! His feverish farting caused the whole forest to be set on fire. Ash could not escape, for he was knocked out.
Will Ash survive? Will anyone come to this young criminal's rescue? Stay tuned...
Chapter 1
Ash awoke from his bed with overactive enthusiasm. "Today's the big day! I get my first hunting weapon from Prof. Rambo!" Ash rushed outside without so much as a word from his mother.
"Hi Ash! Are you here to pick your first hunting weapon?"
"I sure am!" Ash decides to overlook his decision again. Choice number #1, there was the Uzi. A very powerful weapon, but hard to collect valuable materials from what he poaches. Or, there was Choice number 2, the tranquilizer gun. This reduced the difficulty of poaching a thousand times over. However, fluid that goes into the gun is pricey. And last but not least, Choice #3, the sniper. Easy to knock off anything if he used the right tactics and aimed in the right spot. So which should it be? Hmmm...
"I'll take the Uzi! Power rules over money!" Ash was so stupid; he didn't realize that money was the whole point of Poachemon.
Professor Rambo liked his stupidity. The Uzi is one of his personal favorites. It was as small as a handgun, but not quite as gay. It did take a lot of bullets, but you can buy them at the poke mart for 1 cent a piece. (The economy was terrible)
"Alright then." Prof. Rambo handed the Uzi to him. "Take good care of it. It is awesome!" suddenly, machine gun bullets were heard from the outside. "Oh crap, the government! Get out of here, Ash! While you still can!" Glass shards flung about the room as Ash tried to escape. 'You'll never take me alive!" Prof. Rambo pushed the "on" button on his nuclear warhead...
Ash walked away, watching his town blow up in a nuclear mushroom explosion. The heck with that, Ash thought. A Pidgey flew in front of him, simply pecking the ground for no particular reason. 'Awesome, a Pidgey!" ash whipped out his Hunt-a-dex for information.
"Pidgey, a bird pokemon. QVC watchers will use their beaks by attaching them to their chopsticks. Although they don't bring in much zenny, it is a perfect opportunity to test a poke poacher's skills."
"Sweet!" Ash took out his Uzi and began a rapid firing of bullets. Ash waited for the smoke to clear. Oh no, he thought! Nothing ever comes out hurt when there's smoke! Goku flew up to him. "This isn't DBZ!" Goku flew off. While Ash watched the blonde super saiyan, Pidgey came out and pecked his eyes. "AHHHH!" Ashe was screaming like a sissy girl. Noticing his mouth was wide open from all the expletives he'd been shouting, Ash ate the Pidgey. "Nothing tastes better then when it's in my stomach." The Hunt-a- dex opened its electronic mouth at the wrong time.
"Pidgey also give bad indigestion when eaten."
"SON OF A MONKEY..." The rest was cut short by a loud and odorous fart. Ash's face turned a sickly green, and hurled. Why wouldn't his fart stop? WHY?! His feverish farting caused the whole forest to be set on fire. Ash could not escape, for he was knocked out.
Will Ash survive? Will anyone come to this young criminal's rescue? Stay tuned...
