Sorry for the inconvenience of re-writing, but I'm going to make it a better story, hopefully.

How to be a retard: naruto style.

Chapter one: zapity zap

G'day, I'm Kyami Kurai, I'm Australian, I'm 13, I'm pale, I'm blue grey eyed and black with blue streak haired, I'm average, I'm sarcastic, I'm an art lover, I'm a music lover, I'm a litterature lover, I'm laid back, I'm a bitch, I'm your typical teenager minus the sanity and common sense Ha. I live with my two aunts and six cousins. Our story starts on a nice blue skied warm day, a few clouds, a few puddles remaining from yesterday's rain, typical Melbourne weather, one day it's raining the next it's 36 degrees of course I'm talking Celsius not that other one starting with F, I don't understand that.

"Hey kiki"

Ugh. My lovely nickname, given to me by my best friend and cousin Karin.

"Hey babe"

Karin smiled, I smiled back.

"I can't swim tonight we all have homework and since I know you do but won't do it I'll have to come tomorrow." She smiled apologetically.

I nodded my understanding grinned a wolfish grin and continued walking to our in-ground pool.

I loved out back yard, a garage, an in-ground swimming pool, a nice garden with a lemon tree and of course Tess.

Two paws found me and Tess looked up at me with her lovely doggy grin, Tess was my lovely husky, black and white and simply gorgeous, my favourite dog in the world.

Of course I couldn't leave out little midnight as I felt her soft fur brush against my leg. Midnight was my little kitty, black, ginger and white, my favourite little kitty in the world.

I finished giving them a nice pat and turned around to bomb into the inviting water.

A loud SPLASH! And I felt the cool water against my skin.

I smiled, I loved stuff that felt nice, like rain or my mink blanket I also love stuff that smells nice, like rain and eucalyptus, I always stop to smell the roses 'cause they smell pretty! I also like stuff that sounds nice like music, definitely music, I also liked stuff that looked nice, like the bush I also liked stuff that tastes nice like iced coffee, oh god yes, yay for ranting about things no one cares about!

After my swim was done I got out slowly, the cool water sliding down my legs as I walked to my room, which I am proud to say is the garage.

I walked in and smiled at my haven, I had a bed in here of course but I actually slept in the fishing boat that took up half the garage, I liked it in there. I walked past my stereo, flicking the remote and turning some music on, my Paramore disc was in and "ignorance" came on.

I grabbed my green spaghetti strap top and black short shorts and changed.

I walked over to my stereo and swapped the disc to something more fast tempo'd something to get my adrenaline running, I put in Fly leaf and turned to my punching bag as I did every night a slipped my boxing gloves on and began to hit the thing as hard and fast as I could.

I stopped my fun of hitting something and swapped discs again. I put in P!nk funhouse turned it up extremely loud just to annoy the neighbours and jumped into my boat, of course it isn't mine but it's where I sleep so in my opinion it is mine.

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I padded silently, stalking my prey, I felt my muscles obey my commands, my tail flick in excitement. I was some kind of animal, I was hunting, I was a predator, I thirsted for blood.

I leapt at my prey and all of a sudden the tables turned, I screamed in pain and fear as I became the prey, I ran, I ran faster than I ever had before. I was no longer a hunter, I was the hunted, I slid to a halt as I saw my predator, my doom standing in front of me. Giant, a Cheetah two storeys high one wing like an Angels the other like a dragon's, an angels wing and a demons wing. I stared into those pupiless electric blue eyes and my heart stopped.

I gasped as I woke from my dream. I shook myself and slowly it slipped away. Then I heard my stereo jump and I muttered a curse.

Maybe it was broken, I had a habit of scavenging old pieces, my stereo my aunt had thought was broken, I had pulled it from the trash to find it was only a wire that needed replacing I fixed it and viola, my stereo.

I had also scavenged Karin's walkman after she didn't want it any more, I scavenged my old baby blanket and gave it to Tess. I had scavenged my cousin's baby blanket and given it to Midnight and I had scavenged some newspapers shredded them and put them in my Budgie's cage.

My budgies cage was next to my bed, my budgie "Name" yes his name is Name, got a problem? I couldn't think of anything else, and I like the name, Name it's unique and unusual.

I sighed as the lights began to flicker, I loved storms but I hated power outs and as I looked out of the window I saw the reddish orange sky showing the signs of an oncoming storm.

I grabbed my bag to get out my walkman or ipod touch when a flash of brilliant blue energy lit up the room and I lost consciousness.

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I woke to something digging into my side, I groaned and tried to grab it, only to miss and grab a handful of dirt instead.

WHAT! I was inside when I blacked out...that flash of light...this was obviously some prank by my best male mate Jacob, well meh, I'm still tired so I'll annoy him by going right back to sleep.

And I did.

Please review and say what you think, I only changed the grammar for this chapter, it was really pathetic how much Grammar I've forgotten in this story.