Rory's POV:
"This isn't going to work." I said.
"Of course it'll work." Amy said. "He's the Doctor, after all."
"He's not going to fall for this."
"I've got 5 quid that says he will."
"Fine."
"Thank goodness you're here." I said, as I opened the door for the Doctor.
"I got your message." he said as we headed into the den. Amy was lying on the sofa, covered by her favorite fuzzy blanket. I quickly explained what had happened, & why she was feeling so ill.
"Is there anything she can take?" I asked as Amy moaned. "Something that will help her bellyache?"
"All right, now, let me get this straight." the Doctor said listening to Amy's chest & feeling her head for a fever. "She put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up?"
"I put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up." Amy repeated, her voice weak.
"She put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up." I repeated. "So, of course, we called you…"
"You woke me up, by the way." the Doctor cut in.
"Doctor." Amy moaned.
"Is there nothing she can take?" I asked. Amy cut me off with another moan.
"Doctor."
"To relieve her bellyache?" I finished.
"Doctor."
"Is there nothing she can take?"
"Doctor."
"To relieve her bellyache?"
"Of course there is." the Doctor said. "It's very simple. You put the lime in the coconut & drink them both together."
"Put the lime in the coconut, & then she'll feel better?" I asked.
"Put the lime in the coconut & drink them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, & call me in the morning." the Doctor smiled. "We have to planets to see." He showed himself out, & we heard the TARDIS fade away.
"…I can't believe he fell for that."
I've had a bunch of funny little one shots about the Ponds floating around in my head for a while now, & rather than write them all separately, I'm putting them all together in a collection. Feel free to skip around, because each chapter is actually its own little story!
Hopefully, this made you smile or laugh. If not, there's always next time!
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