Rory's POV:

"This isn't going to work." I said.

"Of course it'll work." Amy said. "He's the Doctor, after all."

"He's not going to fall for this."

"I've got 5 quid that says he will."

"Fine."


"Thank goodness you're here." I said, as I opened the door for the Doctor.

"I got your message." he said as we headed into the den. Amy was lying on the sofa, covered by her favorite fuzzy blanket. I quickly explained what had happened, & why she was feeling so ill.

"Is there anything she can take?" I asked as Amy moaned. "Something that will help her bellyache?"

"All right, now, let me get this straight." the Doctor said listening to Amy's chest & feeling her head for a fever. "She put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up?"

"I put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up." Amy repeated, her voice weak.

"She put the lime in the coconut & drank them both up." I repeated. "So, of course, we called you…"

"You woke me up, by the way." the Doctor cut in.

"Doctor." Amy moaned.

"Is there nothing she can take?" I asked. Amy cut me off with another moan.

"Doctor."

"To relieve her bellyache?" I finished.

"Doctor."

"Is there nothing she can take?"

"Doctor."

"To relieve her bellyache?"

"Of course there is." the Doctor said. "It's very simple. You put the lime in the coconut & drink them both together."

"Put the lime in the coconut, & then she'll feel better?" I asked.

"Put the lime in the coconut & drink them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, & call me in the morning." the Doctor smiled. "We have to planets to see." He showed himself out, & we heard the TARDIS fade away.

"…I can't believe he fell for that."


I've had a bunch of funny little one shots about the Ponds floating around in my head for a while now, & rather than write them all separately, I'm putting them all together in a collection. Feel free to skip around, because each chapter is actually its own little story!

Hopefully, this made you smile or laugh. If not, there's always next time!

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