People, people, people. You guys have to review this cause like this is my like very first like story like that like is like a like story and like well like I did write a story but like it was an interview that was so not like funny so I am writing a real story.

Yami: [Comes out of nowhere.] You forgot to say like in the last sentence!

Black13: Where did like you come from?

Yami: [Sarcastic] I came out of the sky and I just fell out of nowhere and landed here with a lunatic like you.

Black: Hey, I'm gonna get you! Sorry Sharon and Nia but I have to do this. [I start cracking my knuckles and charge after Yami.]

Yami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [Starts running and I chase him]

Joey: [Comes out of nowhere.] Well then. I'll just do the disclaimer, Black13 DOES NOT OWN YU GI OH OR THE CHARECTORS SO BACK OFF YOU DUMB BUTT PEOPLE WHO SEW PEOPLE OK so on with the story. [Then, watches me beat upYami.] Oh, ya I forgot to tell you people that Black13 said that my bud and Yami have separate bodies.

Chapter1:

Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg. The alarm clock just rang

and I woke up from a good nights sleep.

"Uh. What time is it? OH MY GOD, IT'S 7:00. I HAVE TO GO TO

SCHOOL. OH SHIT, DAMN, I AM GOING TO BE LATE TO

SCHOOL."

I got out of bed and then I stepped on a nail.

"Owy, ow, ow, ow. Shit."

I looked out the window and there was Tea standing out there.

"Damn, Tea is out there waiting for me. I hope a car hits her

and she dies."

I put on the millennium puzzle and went straight to the bathroom and

there was Yami fixing his hair.

"Hey Yami, waz up? Have a good nights sleep?"

"Yup. Did you? [In a dreamy voice] I was having a dream about

Yumi."

"Yo, Yami, I don't need to know that."

"Ok, ok."

"And anyways I did have a good nights sleep until the stupid alarm

clock rang, and then I stub my damn toe on a damn nail and then I

looked out the window to see none other then Tea. Damn."

"Why do you hate Tea for? She's such a nice girl and very pretty."

"Yami, I hate her cause she walked on me kissing that new girl, Shizu,

and she was like, [imitating Tea] Oh my god, Yugi, how could you, I

thought you and me were boyfriend and girlfriend, I will never talk to

you again. [Stops imitating Tea] That was such a lie, Yami, and then she

starts talking to me the very next day."

"What happened to Shizu?"

"Dude, she slapped me right there and said that I was so immature and

that I should never treat my girlfriend that way. I told her that she was

never my girlfriend and that Shizu was the only one I liked. Then she

looks at me, kisses me and says that she liked me but she can't trust me

because Tea is her best friend and that she trusts Tea not to lie and then

she leaves me sitting there all alone. Yami, Tea is out to ruin my life."

"Harsh Yugi, but that's life. The way it is. Your just not good with girls

like I am."

"Hey. I'm as good with girls as you are."

"Ya right. In your dreams."

"Dude. I'm a 16 year old handsome, young man."

"Ya and what am I, a garbage can."

"Seems like it, but you just have to cut your hair and you'll look like a

garbage can in no time."

Yami gets mad and storms out of the bathroom.

"Hey, Yami, I was just kidding. Please don't be mad at me."

"Only if you get a date with me and your sister."

"Yami, you already know that Yumi has a boyfriend and I can't get

you a date with her."

"Fine, whatever."

"Ok, lets go to school."

"Lets go."

We ran downstairs and got the toast that Yumi was holding up.

"Hey, big brother, why are you guys in such a hurry."

"Late"

We said by to Yumi and went outside. There I saw Tea standing

there talking to grandpa. I told Yami to walk with Tea and I'll take a

shortcut there so I wouldn't have to look at that bitch.

Well, since I am alone, I'll just tell you about my life. For one thing, I

live in Japan. Lets start with my annoying little sister. Her name is

Yumi, like Yami, but replace the a with a u. She's 15, a brat,

and Yami likes her. Though she has a boyfriend, who is my friend,

Tristan. They have been going out for about five months, and they are

the longest couple in school. Once I walked in on them kissing and boy

was that nasty even if I'm older and I kiss too but that's different cause

its me whose kissing and I never saw anyone kiss right in front of my

eyes. Next, is grandpa. He owns a game shop. There he sells duel

monster cards. We live on top of the game shop. Lastly are my parents.

They died when I was 3 and Yumi was 2. I remember them but

Yumi has no idea how they look, even if they went up to her and said

they were her parents; she would probably not believe them and walk

away. Though that would never happen because my parents are lost in

the world. Well, one day they went on a plane to America on vacation.

They both are pilots and they took there own plane and drove it

themselves. They were supposed to come back in a month but they

never did come back and when we checked with some people that were

watching the plane, they said that it crashed over the Atlantic Ocean

and they probably died because nobody can survive by swimming in the

ocean. So on that day, we had a funeral and everything. Then the years

went by and I started forgetting it and went on with my life.

I reached school and went straight to class.

So people, how did you like it? Now read and review and I'll deal with you later Yami. [Yami is acting like a drunk person.]