Heya there punk my names Tsuki Hiroiuku(hee-row-eeyuu-kuu) .I'm about hmm…. 6"2 and age 18 as of tomorrow.I have waist length red hair that I usually keep tied up and yes I`m a 36D. I`ve got "shapely" hips I guess and caramel skin. My favorite color is gold. I hate liars, people who kill for no reason , tyrants, cheerleaders,and Barney the Dinosuar(that disgusting bastard). I like red, my hair, my boobs, MORTAL KOMBAT,my badassness(is that a word)cool looking weapons, my beats, my elec. Guitar,loud music,and…BOYS
I attend Mahora Acadamy for troubled teens…yeah you could say I`m troubled. I lived in a home full of drugs and prostitutes until social services got me. I`ve been bounced from place to place like a cancelled check ever since. So finally when I turned 16 I got sent to this hell hole.
So here I am ,back from my little day job as an Gamestop clerk.
"Tsuki-Chan!" scremed Amanda a little girl who grew up on the streets.
She smiled at me," Look who came to visit!"
"Who?"I asked
"SANTA CLAUS!"
"In July?"
"Hesnot still here silly but he left you a present!"
She grinned from ear to ear.
"Sorry, silly me"
Suddenly headmistress Eileen appeared
"Get back to your room Amanda " she sneered coldly.
Amanda wined .
"But Headmi-"
"NO BUTS" Headmistress yelled
Amanda gasped and scrambled away from the severe old crone.
"mmm" she glanced me over
"Sooooo" I began
" Go upstairs NOW"
"Um….I kinda wanted my package if you donr mind "
"Any package that you open will be opened in my presence"She sneered.
"…ma`am?"
She sighed exasperatedly .
"Follow me you impudent child"
I stared for a second then followed her over to a box that looked like it had been attacked with a crobar.
"Open it" The She-Devil commanded
As I began to do what I was commanded I noticed something in a corner….It was a Fucking Crowbar…
"WOMAN YOU DID NOT ATTACK MY PACKAGE WITH A CROWBAR "
I advanced on her as years of frustration found their way into my voice.
"THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE EVER GOTTEN A GIFT AND YOU FUCKING ATTACKED IT WITH A CROWBAR?WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? DO YOU THINK YOUR GOD? HUH? DO YAH?"
As I screamed bloody murder at the old hag she tripped over said crowbar landed on her butt which caused the bookshelf to jostle which caused the globe to fall which fell on her head. She was out cold.
"Delightful"
I commented as I pulled apart the box with an ease the God-Knows-How-Old-Woman obviously didn't have. I realized that the contents was none other than an X-box!
I smiled to myself realizing that I had won a magazine contest I had entered earlier, and ran upstairs brushing off several kids. As I reached the top I turned right and lock myself in my room. Pulling out the forbidden X-box I plugged it into my stolen borrowed television. I pulled out a controller from the box and began to play. As I opened the home screen I realized a game was already in the X-box.
MORTAL KOMBAT 9
