Disclaimer : I don't own Disgaea. or any characters other than my OC

===Chapter 1 : Prologue===

Once Upon a time, there lived an evil human mercenary. His stories has been known for his powers: killing people just by gazing at them, slashes through the strongest steel, stand every attacks coming to him and ability to summon "Temporal" Weapon.

He always seeks the strongest enemies to fight, yet none had fought him ever return to tell the tale. This mercenary died due to his own Pride. He died because a poisonous mushroom which he eat raw.

His soul sent to the hades, where the (Former) Tyrant Valvatores and his comrade stayed. Then turned into a prinny. Yet his Powers (or known as "Evilities" in this nether world) from his previous engraved within his own soul.

===Zettai Prinny Project===

"UGH! He's too strong! We can't hold him!" Said a blue prinny, yet he's not a prinny(?) he's one of the seven yakshas , yet enlisted at the Zettai Prinny Project. His body could not move at all due to the his curently low HP and low SP. "No prinny has ever reached all five of us without obeying at least one prinny rule! Where's the fifth one going?Did he ran away?" Said Nino, a prinny mask and a drill sergeant, his whole body covered in bruishes and blood, worse than the others, due to the whole fighting and he's the only close quarter fighter here. Close by Psyclos the thunder emperor and Asagi , the prinny instructor in training fighting a prinny, a prinny with crimson beak and black skin, let's call him Prinny "X". Sword clash and many spells can be heard from far. The Prinny X swung his sword to asagi, but Asagi blocked it with both hand gun. Asagi Tries to kick the prinny on his stomach, but the prinny jumped away and firing prinny barrages to Asagi. "Uh-oh" Asagi tried to dodge but the barrages are too fast. Fortunately, Nino shielded her then knocked unconscious "Nino fall!" Shout Asagi as a few prinnies came and carried him outside the fight. "This one got very bad, eh?" Said a man who came with the prinies. "it's you, where the heck you go all this time?!" Said Asagi Angrily "Whatever that is, I'm not looking for my unreleased game" Said the man. "Don't Joke with me, NEMO!" said Asagi, trying to shot him, but she's out of ammo. This man was the last boss of the disgaea 4 game, defeated and became a prinny to atone for his sins, after being reincarnated, he decided to help Valvatorez to re-educate prinnies and himself "Miss Artina asked me to bring you these" Said Nemo Calmly. He hand over a box. Asagi Opened it "T-These are..." Said asagi Surprised as she saw the new bullets, or more acurately darts.

Meanwhile The Prinny X is curently fighting Psyclos,"Omega Star"! Shout Psyclos various symbols appear around him. "What? Why are the symbols around me?" under normal circumstance, the symbol would appear around his enemies,"Pringger BEAM!"shout the prinn X above Psyclos, but Psyclos has predicted the attack, he dug a hole(Instantly, how did he do that?) when the prinny X shot a laser beam from above him, yet it doesn't hit him since the beam is actually not for height "Hm... my beam won't reach you" said the prinny X as he moved away from Psyclos, Psyclos came out from his hole "Give up already?" said Psyclos."You should be worried more about yourself than other people" said the prinny X, then point above Psyclos. Above him, a concentrated beam shines down on him; and damaged him heavily; the beam was none other than his own spell, the "Omega Star". "I-I'm sorry sir... Emizel..." he said as he fell on the ground. The Prinny X aproach the omny monk and point his swords to him "Tell me where the exit is" Said Prinny X. "It's... On the 4 panel to the left side of... t-the panel you are stepping on" Said the monk, weakly. "Then I shall spare your live" the prinny moves four panel left from him. Suddenly he got shot by a bullet in head"TAKE THAT!" Yelled asagi as the dart hit him. "W-What is... go-going... on..."The prinny X silent for a moment "I don't know where it come from but I have dedicate my live to... Dance" "Wait... What?" Said Nino, as all of you read, the prinny suddenly spinning like how prinnies dance, then move to a dance similar to Shuffling, with the peg leg of course..." "It seems the dart worked"Nemo said as he captured it and brought him to start point. "Care to explain what's in the dart is?" The Yakshas's not-prinny came supporting psyclos hand-to hand... er... Hand-to-flipper? "It's an anti-rampage prinny bullet "Said Asagi "With this, you can make any rampaging or rebelling prinny into a super happy prinny, oh! But there's more than that! There is also one that could make the very sad or explode at any water contact, buy it! Just 20.000 Hell per 10 pack! Call 4444 for ordering" Said Asagi in hyper happy voice.

Somewhere in the human world "The heck?!" it's just a commercial?!" said you, yes! You! "Well... sorry for the delay... I just want to make a complete anticlimax here" Said Mocha H. "Then who's the main character this time? Nemo ? Asagi ? The Prinny X?" asked one of the audiences. "Be patient please..." Said Mocha H. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL BE THE MAIN CHARACTER THIS TIME!"Said laharl after his trade mark laugh. "No, you don't be a good one and i might make you the main character"

Our story not started from any of them though. It's started form an ordinary prinny at lahar's castle.

===Laharl's Castle===

"GOD! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?!... dood" a dark-blue skinned prinny, with reddish wingsand black bag is cleaning the floor of the castle. Not cleaning with a mop, but became a mop. Well, can't say a mop because it makes the castle dirtier and Etna is ridding him and use him as a sliding board, okay it's not cleaning at all
"Ready for another round?"Etna Giggled while smiling evilly
"NO! Mistress Etna! PLEASE! I HAVE 2 WIVES AND 10 SONS"
"Nah... you're just a prinny, you don't have any family"Said Etna, while streching her left hand to right; suddenly, she summoned her weapon, the elder spear out of nowhere
"AAAHHHHH! I'M SO SORRY! DDDDOOOOOODDDD!" Yelled the prinny as the prinny ran away
"This will be fun~~~~" She gigled a bit the took a short cut.

===Laharl's castle : Prinny Room===

The Prinny room. It's nothing but a big-sized room where all prinnies lived. Although they just slept at floor and eat daily food; it's the only place prinnies won't disturbed due to prinnies decreased abuse law. Thus not allowing demons(other than Greater level demons) to came in ."I-I-I HAVE TO GET OUT FROM HERE, DOOOD! I can't stay here anymore!" Said the previous prinny. The prinny name is ...

===Sorry for the inconvienent===

Mocha H picked a bowl full with names. "let's give him a name..." "Teddy? Nah... not good, blank? Other prinny has used it... Marc? It's still February... Mocha; NO! That's my pen name!... R-a-n-g-a. Ranga? Hm... random name but It will work"

"sorry for the delay, I have a fatal weakness : Can't make some good name, so I took it randomly :D" Let's continue the story

===Back to the story===

Ranga, an ordinary prinny, at previous live he was a rich merchant yet, devoured by his own greed, he died after starving in his gold bank's vault for days. "Can't I just go home already?!"Cried Ranga.
"No, you can't" said a prinny with yellow-orange skin; a captain prinny, holding an eclair on his mouth like smoking a cigarette.
"You know the rule, atone your sin and restart. Every prinny goes through it"
"But it has been one month! And that 13 years old girl torture me every day!"
"Because you are slacking in front of her, if you want to slack... do it like me! Slacking while..."
"While mistress Etna doesn't see... right?" Said a voice, a girl voice... (Guess who? Yup your're right)
"M-MISTRESS ETNA! I-I- I WAS TAKING MY BREAK!" said the captain prinny, then he looked at the wall clock
"OH NO! MISTRESS! THE NETHERWORLD SHOPPING CHANNEL WILL START AT 10 MINUTES!"Said the captain
"DON'T LIE TO..." Etna looks at her arm watch
"CRAP! YOU'RE RIGHT! TODAY THEY WOULD SHOW NETHERWORLD'S ULTIMATE CHOCOLATE!" Etna rushed to her room, leaving the two prinnies
"or you can manipulate her, like that "continued the captain prinny
"No, I have to atone my sin with my own way" Said Ranga Background changes as if they were drawn in manga

*Play a parting BGM on your head, please*

"So long brother..."
"No! Don't go! You can still make it if you try hard!" Said the captain Prinny;
Ranga walking towards the exit then stopped
"Don't go! You don't know what will happen to you! "Said the captain prinny
"I know, what will happen to me, bro" Ranga said.
"I will survive! Because I know I will! I will change my destiny!" All silence for a good 2 minute
"Farewell, Brother"
"NO!KYOSUKE!".

"Who's Kyosuke? And since when Captain is his brother? Dood "
the whole background return to normal
"Eh?"
the two prinnies turned around and saw all other prinnies and Flonne(huh? Why her?)
"OOHHH! WHAT A GREAT STORY OF PARENTAL LOVE!" Yelled flonne with her eyes burning
"W-Wait! This is a misunderstanding! We don't know why we did all of that!" Yelled the captain Prinny
"AND I AM NOT HIS BROTHER!"
"No one want to, captain dood" responded a prinny on the crowd.
"We have the whole video of it, sir captain dood" Said a prinny holding a camera.
"Prinny Barrage!" The captain jumped and threw his swords to the camera, it hit the camera
"Now it's gone!" said the captain prinny. The whole room silent for a bit, then every last prinny (Other than ranga and the captain) take out a camera and played a video clip :

"No, I have to atone my sin with my own way" Said Ranga Background changes as if they were drawn in manga *Play a parting BGM on your head, please* "So long brother..." "No! Don't go! You can still make it if you try hard!" ... (You know the rest)

"T-This is a misunderstanding! ... dood!" Said ranga.
"But , even if this all a misunderstanding, we know you will leave, dood! You can't go, dood! Said a prinny in the crowd
"If-if you leave... t-then..." The whole crowd drop tears of sad and pain
"Y-You guys rotting on me that far, even if i am here for just a month?!" Ranga said, and almost drop a tear
"If you leave, who will became miss Etna's favorite tortured prinny dood?!"Said The prinnies in an unison that could be heard through the whole castle
"Wait, what?"Said Rangga with a question mark on his head.
"Miss Etna always torture you, dood! Since you came here, she never tortured us, even letting us slide only to torture you, dood!" said one prinny
"Like I would let myself tortured here!" Said Ranga As he dashed out from the room.
"Take another step and I will send this video to lord Valvatorez!" Yelled a prinny. Ranga stop on his feet, ee.. peg leg
"(CRAP! I forgot to say dood in everyline i said in that video clip, dood!)"yelled him inside his mind. Either became a slave to Etna, yet save from valvatorez's wrath or his own freedom and hunted down by Etna's Army and bounty on his head plus valvaorez grup who will surely won't let it go. What will he chose?

===Chapter 1- End===

====Next episode privew ====

Ranga the prinny,is just a weak prinny who always get bullied by his master, Etna.
"This is outrageous! Why does prinny always suffer like this!"
"Because you have make sins and you have to work to atone for them"Said Valvatorez who came out of nowhere.
"Why did master Etna want to torture me so much?!"
"Because I hate people whom has power, then use it on them for their own purpose by controlling those who doesn't want to be controlled" Said Etna who came out of no where.
"I was! But now I am..."Said Ranga but cut by Etna
"NO! You are a prinny who has done a lot of things like madreas did to me! Now you will suffer!"
"NO! DOOODDD!" Etna Stab Ranga in his head, but a ranga HP doesn't decrease a bit.
"Huh? I'm still alive?"asked ranga. "Because this whole place has invincible geo symbol on it" Said Mocha H the Author
"Although the pain still able to be felt"he added.
"HM... that means I can torture you as much as I want hehehe~~~~~~" Gigle Etna while polishing her Elder Spear.

"HHHEEEEELLLLPPPPP DDDDDOOOOOOODDDDD!"

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