The man thought it over. Was it really that bad? He would be able to provide for his (future) family and leave them with millions instead of a huge debt. What was an eternity of hellfire compared to getting the woman of his dreams, marrying her and raising a family together? There was no downside from his view point. He had been lusting over her for what seemed like an eternity as it was and to know that it was a done deal gave him the confidence to walk over and ask her - the woman of his dreams - out on a date.

And so he had. He sat smugly across from her at the fancy restaurant he had chosen for their first date. They sipped wine and as they talked a realization crept over him. This woman was as vapid as vapid could be. Any thing she had to add to the conversation was a mirror of what he had JUST said. And to make it worse her nasally voice was grating and that laugh - was someone starting a car? And how many times can a person start a sentence with the phrase "OH MY GOD!"

Chandler was really beginning to wonder whether Janice was THE one.