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Joe Gargery: The Simple Life
She is tough and mean, she's bad to the bone;
Her name's Mrs. Joe, she lives in my home.
People may say she's horrid, and not very pretty;
But I say she's lovely, and really quite witty.
My brother Pip to his sister, is a big trouble maker;
Pip dislikes his sister, butI won't ever let him hate her.
Mrs. Joe gives us tar-water, and uses the tickler;
She enforces the rules, and she is really a stickler.
I am J-O Joe, yes that is my name,
A blacksmith is is my trade, my claim to fame.
I try to do my best, and try very hard;
To please my dear mother, who's in the graveyard.
My dad hit us, and beat us, and acted real tough;
But I know he was good, it just never showed up.
My life might seem bad, but i'm glad that it's mine;
It has served me well, and it suits me just fine.
The End!!!!!!!!!!!!
