Welcome to Zelda madness paluza! This series will be very long and I will take requests by other people! This series will feature the rather loud midna as a main character!
It happened on the Monday before spring break. At midnight, I could hear the theme of Midna ringing in my ears. I went downstairs into my living room and saw her- Midna was standing there, with an orb in her hand. She looked like she was talking to link. She said "Shh! He'll hear you, wolf boy! " Then, I saw Malon opening up my back door. She said "Let's just get this over with." When I took my second step down the stairs, I magically got a remote explosive detonator. Nobody (not even myself) moved. I asked, "what the heck are you doing in my house? And WHY are you holding my Zelda games?" Malon answered "we're breaking them so we can move on and live in real life. Now, where is the place called wall mart? I need to buy some lotion!" I answered "How are you not freezing? It's the middle of the winter! And by the way it's along deerfoot trail. Midna said in a loud voice "SHUT UP ALREADY! WE NEED A PLACE TO STAY UNTIL THE NEXT ZELDA GAME COMES OUT! AND WE'RE TAKING OVER NOW! All of a sudden almost all of the main Zelda characters came and midna screamed into my now bleeding ear "PARTY TIME!" I said "oh boy."
