Summary: "How am I? Well, for two months, I have to deal with seven guys. A pyromaniac, a sadist, a loner, two bitter twins, an idiot who thinks he's the best and the one who hurt me in the past. And not wanting him to know it's me, I've decided to cross-dress. Boy, I'm telling you; boxers aren't comfortable at all. So yeah, I'm doing fine. Just peachy," Kairi growled. "That time of the month?" Seconds later, he was seen rolling on the floor in pain, clutching his crotch."

Hi, my name is (now) Kaorei and I like warm hugs!

This story is loosely inspired by Ouran High School Host Club and Mulan. There are a few hints of other Disney movies like Frozen, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Tron, etc. It's meant to be humurous, romantic, a parody of shoujo manga/reverse harems maybe? LOL. Enjoy! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.


Lucky Number Seven

Chapter 01

Guilt Trip

"No."

"Excuse me?"

Kairi Sakashita pulled her lavender covers over her head, trying to ignore her sister's complaints and pleas. Namine barged into her room at freaking four in the morning and woke her up just to ask her one question.

"I'll say it again: Kairi, please, will you take my place at the Service Centre?" she begged for the umpteenth time.

"Couldn't you wait until breakfast or something? Geez... go back to sleep," the redhead groaned, ignoring her sister's question.

Namine jumped on top of her sister and said in a baby voice, "I can't! The sky's awake, so I'm awake, so we have to play!"

"Go play by yourself," Kairi retorted in a slurred voice and pushed her sister off of her. The blonde fell off the bed, but stood right back up to jump once more on top of her "Elsa".

"...Do you wanna build a snowman?" she asked, still following the script of an all-too-familiar movie.

"No."

"Wow. First of all, you were supposed to give me that look that meant 'Of course I wanna build a snowman!', then I'd drag you out into our play room, where you'd do your ice bending thing. You're a crappy Elsa. Second of all, this is important. Like, really important. So- here, let me say it again- Kairi, will you take my place at the Service Centre?"

"Namine, shut up. Go back to sleep, I'll tell you in the morning-"

"It is morning."

"It isn't morning until I get up."

"No, I am not waiting that long. I need your answer right now!" the blonde exclaimed, pissing Kairi off even more by shaking her and jumping on the bed. It went on for a good ten minutes before Kairi grew immensely annoyed at her childish antics. Namine did this almost every morning since they entered high school to get her to wake up in the morning, it was weird to think that the redhead still wasn't used to it... and also still needed it.

"Namine, STOP."

"I won't stop until you say yes, sweetheart," she took hold of her twin sister's precious stuffed toys and started hitting her with them.

Angrily, the auburn-haired girl took her pillow, emerged from the covers and slammed it into the blonde's face. Namine fell face-first on the cold, hard floor and just lay there without moving.

"...Sis?" Kairi looked down at her sibling. "You okay?" She waited for an answer, or even a loud battle cry. However, there was none. "...Oh well. Back to sleep, then." She pulled her blanket over her head again and closed her eyes, waiting for sleep to take over her.

Hearing this, Namine stood up and whacked the lump on the bed, "UM, HELLO? I could've been dead and you don't even care?!"

"I'd be lying if I said yes," came the muffled answer.

The sunshine-haired girl sighed, "Alright. No more hitting or whatever. Cause, geez, that really hurt," she fixed her hair, then brought a hand to her face, checking for any bumps or bruises. "But no signs of bruises whatsoever," she smiled.

"What a shame." Her smiled vanished. With a straight face on, she grabbed the ends of the purple sheets and pulled them off of Kairi, who growled as if she were some kind of beast.

"How about... some sunlight?!" Namine pulled the curtains open, allowing the sun's rays to enter the room. Kairi hissed at the bright light and dug her face into her pillow.

"CLOSE THE CURTAINS."

"Not until you-"

"CLOSE THE DAMN CURTAINS, BARBIE."

"Okay, fine. I'll close them, but I need you to sit up straight first," the blonde instructed. Her twin obeyed, and sighed in satisfaction as the light slowly left the room.

"Thank you," she replied, rubbing her eyes. "Alright, I'm awake. So, what did you want again?"

"I need you to take my place at my job," she smiled. "Only for a few weeks."

Kairi sighed, "Why?"

"Kai, I work at a Help Centre, six times a week. And as thanks for helping out and being one of the hardest workers, they gave me a paid vacation to Radiant Garden. I need a break too, you know. The problem is... well," she rubbed her arm. "I have seven patients who each come about three times a week. They require a lot more work than the rest and if I'm not there for two months, their cases could get much worse."

"So... you want me to-"

"Help them solve their problems while I'm gone."

Insert awkward silence here.

"Hey, um, Nami?... ARE YOU INSANE?!"

Deal with seven and solve each of their problems? Kairi never was the best at helping people with their troubles. Heck, she couldn't even give decent advice; not even girl advice. Whenever she did, the situation just worsened. Her sister knew this, in fact, Namine knew how bad the redhead was with people.

"Aren't there other workers?!"

"Yes, but... you see, these boys-"

Kairi threw her hands up in the air, "And they're all guys! What're their problems, can't get a girlfriend? Ugh..."

"No. They're a lot more complex than simple 'girl problems'," she air quoted. "Please, Kairi?" the blonde asked, holding her hands together.

The redhead sighed, "Nami, you know how terrible I am when dealing with these things," she crossed her arms over her chest. "Remember when you asked me how to get-" the sunshine-haired girl gave her a look that perfectly read, "Don't you dare say his name", making Kairi gulp. "-He-who-shall-not-be-named to notice you? You ended up scaring him away, all thanks to me. Seriously, you want me to solve seven problems? Maybe even more? I'll make them worse, as always."

Namine remained silent. Her sister was right. However, she wasn't going to give up that easily. Kairi had to do this, no matter what.

"Kai, it's seven guys. And their problems aren't that hard to fix, really," she said.

"Why can't you ask someone else?"

"I've been seeing these boys for almost a year now that they've all grown attached to me. I figured that since we're family and all, a bit of me can be found in you."

"How can that be? We're complete opposites."

That was very true. Kairi was known as the tomboy Sakashita for being tough and careless as well as having an interest in video games and sports. Although not the best at dealing with problems, she would still try her best to make everyone happy- even though her plans would usually end up in failure. Namine on the other hand, was the girly Sakashita. She was the definition of polite, dainty and charming and had a huge interest in fashion and makeup- the two things her sister couldn't care less about. She was known for being very good with people and could solve problems in no time, except the problems of her seven patients, of course. Despite this, they were very close and loved each other dearly.

"Yes, I know, but... we- uh, you see-"

"The truth, Namine. The truth." It was so easy to see through her lies.

The girly girl sighed, "Alright fine, nobody at the Centre wants to take my place because they all know how big their problems are... And they aren't exactly the friendly type..."

"Oh, yeah, that's nice, dump them all on me, would you?" she hopped out of bed and started walking away.

"Hey! Come back here!" Namine exclaimed. When she realized that Kairi wasn't going to listen to her, she ran towards her at full speed and jumped at her, causing the two to fall to the ground.

"Let go of me!" the redhead screamed as she tried to wiggle out of her twin's grasp.

"Not until you say yes!" she hugged her sister's legs tightly. Kairi hammer-fisted the floor furiously and tried to kick her way out of Namine's hold, but the latter just held on tighter. After about ten minutes, the redhead stopped her childish antics and turned around to glare at the blonde.

"Give up yet?" she grinned.

"I should be asking you that." She slammed her face on the floor.

"Oh, I'm never gonna let go... until you say yes." Kairi let out a cry of frustration. "They're seven boys, Kai. Seven; no more, no less."

"Seven is a big number."

"You know it's not."

"In my book, any number over one is a big number," she raised a finger. "One is one. Just one, almost nothing. Easy to get over. But then two, it's a party! Imagine having to eat two... hippos. That's a lot-"

"Kairi..." Namine sweatdropped. Her sister sometimes said the most outrageous things to prove her point.

"Look, sis, I'm sorry, but I really can't do it. Go ask someone else to do the job."

The sandy-haired girl frowned and slowly let go of Kairi's legs. She stood up and looked down at her feet with a somber expression on her face.

"You know... you can be really selfish at times. All I want is a little vacation; a break from all this hard work. But you're taking it away from me," a tear escaped her violet eye. "Forget I said anything. I'll return the plane tickets tomorrow."

"...Damn it, Namine." The guilt was killing Kairi.

Namine was born three years before the redhead, making her the oldest, and there was no doubt about the fact that she acted like one. She helped Kairi wake up every morning, she cooked for the two, she even took the time to prepare her younger sister's lunchbox every morning. She also did the typical house chores like sweeping the floors and washing the dishes. Kairi did the outside chores like raking the leaves and shovelling the snow, but her big sister obviously did more work, considering the auburn-haired girl's chores only depended on the weather. Namine worked hard every day of her life, it was only fair if she did something in return.

Once again, Kairi tried to fight the guilt slowly consuming her, but to no avail.

"Namine, wait," she sighed. "Okay, fine... I'll do it. I'll take your place." The blonde's frown turned into a smile in a heartbeat. The guilt-tripping plan worked! She cheered, then proceeded in pumping her fists in the air.

"Yes! Thank you, Kai! You're the best sister ever!" she hugged her tightly.

"Whatever," she said, not even wanting to hug back. "Hm, there is one slight problem though..." Namine froze. "What will I tell my boss?"

"Already taken care of."

"What?"

"I called him about two days ago and told him all about this. He was pretty chill about it."

"The truth, Namine."

"Okay, I might have lied. But who cares, he said yes, so it's all good."

"Yeah, yeah, okay," Kairi smiled. "Well... I guess dealing with your patients wouldn't be so bad. And besides, it's one person at a time. It's not like we're all gonna live under the same roof, right?" she laughed.

"...Right."

Silence.

"Hey, you got what you wanted. Now get out. I'm going back to sleep."


A/N: Hope you liked it!

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