This was written for a writing prompt on deviantart. The prompt was revenge, and the fanfic had to be less than 1,000 words. So I came up with this. It's supposed to be a funny situation, serious revenge is not up my alley. Besides, I think it turned out well.

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Silver had a problem.

More specifically, he had a problem with Green.

It was rather odd, really. The gloomy redhead normally didn't have problems with his adopted older sister. Green was always looking out for him, always remembering important events like his birthday and the day they escaped from the Mask of Ice's lair, and was always trying to make sure he didn't get in over his head whenever they were off saving the world from crazy people with deep pockets and serious moral issues.

Yes, Green was a good person. But, she was also a thief. She really couldn't help it - that was how she had managed to keep them alive right after their escape. It had been several years since those times, but Green had yet to give up on her thieving ways. Usually the items she pilfered were shiny or expensive, but she also would steal food.

And, much to Silver's chagrin, his cookies happened to be on the list of items that Green would steal. It didn't matter what kind - chocolate chip, oatmeal butterscotch, snickerdoodle, or gingerbread - there was an insane amount of flavors that stealthily escaped the cookie jar in Silver's apartment on a regular basis. And, coincidentally enough, these cookie liberations usually coincided with one of Green's many visits.

Silver was getting sick of it. He had tried asking Green to stop, hid the cookie jar in a locked box (Green picked the lock when he wasn't looking), and even booby trapped the lid. Nothing seemed to work. But had anyone asked the teen who could help him, he wouldn't have pegged his annoying rival to be the one to solve his problem.

"Tell me exactly how you know about this?" Silver inquired as Gold busily began unpacking a giant bag he had carried into the house.

"Oh, it's simple, really." Gold replied with a grin. "You mentioned it to Yellow on the phone when she called during her trip to Hoenn to ask how you were doing. Yellow told Emerald about it, and he informed Ruby and Sapphire. They were in Sinnoh at the time, so they ended up mentioning it to Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. They in turn told Lack-Two and Whi-Two when they stopped by to ask about catching some of the remnants of Team Plasma. They in turn passed that information on to Black and White when they went back to Unova, who then called up X and Y, who were also hanging out with Sun and Moon. They ended up running into Blue, who was in Kalos working on mastering Mega Evolution, and Blue thought that was funny so he told Red the next time they battled, and then Red told me when I went to go train with him some more."

Silver just kind of looked at Gold in annoyance, the expression morphing into one of confusion as he looked at what Gold was setting up. Flour, eggs, sugar, and chocolate chips, among other things, were lined up on the cutting board along with…

"Why exactly do you have some habanero peppers and a bottle of hot sauce?" Silver inquired. Gold grinned.

"Well, I figured that you oughta get some revenge on Green for constantly stealing your food." He replied with a shrug before throwing a frilly silver apron at the boy. "And what better way than to bake her some cookies with a few...ah, secret ingredients in there. All you have to do is put them in the cookie jar once they're done, and wait for Blue to come over. I guarantee that she'll take them all, and then that'll be the last time you'll have a cookie thief in your house."

Silver stuffed the apron in the closet, resolving to burn it once Gold had left, before contemplating Gold's offer. On one hand, he didn't like to see his older sister get harmed. Last time Silver checked, biting into a cookie loaded with habaneros and hot sauce counted as "getting harmed."

On the other hand, he really didn't want Green to keep on stealing his cookies.

His mind grappled with the choice, cookies or family. Predictable, cookies won out.

"Alright then." He said with a rather evil smirk that sent shivers down Gold's spine. "What do we do first?"


And done! So, do you all like it? I hope it made all of you laugh! Please review this so I know how I did!