A Season Finale Advert
Rated K+ for some mild language
Disclaimer: I don't own MLP: FiM it is owned by Hasbro and The Hub.
A/N: Inspired by the Black Ops 2 DLC Revolution Trailer. This thing was a rather spur of the moment type of thing.
Just Imagine…
In the outskirts of Los Angeles the only thing that was heard was the loud screeching of the tires and the loud music that accompanied it. It seemed to sound like the song "Love is In Bloom". Out of the blue appeared a Dodge Charger which was adorned in a light shade of yellow and having pink ascents. Then it made a 180 degree turn as it stopped at a curve overlooking the LA skyline. Peter Stormare stepped out of the car he was decked in a standard black suit and white shirt with a black tie yet he wore a pin that had a picture of Twilight Sparkle with the caption "Twilightlicious" written on it.
"It's been brought to my attention that you have a certain fondness for My Little Pony." He began as he began buttoning up his suit.
"Well you better listen up, the My Little Pony Season 3 finale is here! You are getting a marathon to get yourself rollin'. We're talking new song numbers and Twilight will be a friggin Alicorn…if that's the type of business you like getting into." He smirked.
"Now it's just a matter of time before the responsibilities of life, jobs, lady friends and what not will interfere with the responsibilities of making kickass fanart and fanfiction and even music. That's a problem. I solve problems. I am what they call a Replacer, a person who is specializes in being your replacement-You."
At The Office
He sits in your cubicle as he plays Bejeweled 3 on your PC. Your boss strolls to your cubicle with a stern look as he knows he is fooling around.
"Do you have this week's earnings report?
"Unfortunately Bob, No. I do not."
"Why are you so lazy?"
"The thing is Bob, it's not that I am lazy, it's that I just don't care."
At the /mlp/ board
"What the hell is this 4chan mess."
"Well OP you are about to find out."
Few Posts Later…
"Mother of God."
Movie Night with the Blind Date
He looks unimpressed as your blind date watches Breaking Dawn Part 2 at her house with him. He mumbles but she doesn't even pay attention.
"I just love the Twilight Series don't you?"
"Yeah, who wouldn't love a series that has a ton of Razzies."
Assembling a Crib
"Why is it even in every crib there has to be a piece missing? Seriously this is some bull****."
Now he is back in the curve that overlooks Los Angeles with his car behind him.
"So go ahead and watch the season finale and get all the My Little Pony time you deserve. I'll take it from here." He turns and heads back to his Charger.
He gets inside the car and "Love Is in Bloom" is played in full blast as he screeches away. He gets a phone call from the people at Activision saying that Black Ops 2 DLC Revolution is coming and they'll need a replacer for their customers. He goes in his glove compartment and puts on the Black Ops 2 logo pin next to his Twilightlicious pin.
"Bring It."
A/N: One should know that quote from The Office segment.
