-1Naruto Characters interview:

Me: Ok, here's the deal. I ask the questions, you answer them. Ok?

Naruto: Why do we have to listen to you?

Sakura: Be polite Naruto!

Me: OK! Onwards with the interview. takes notepad and pencil out to look like a real reporter

Me: First question is for Orochimaru. Why did you join the 'Akatsuki'?

Orochimaru: They claimed to have muffins there…I got a coupon that read " JOIN THE AKATSUKI NOW! WE ARE OFFERING FRESH MUFFINS AND DONUTS EVERYDAY".

Me: oO Then why did you leave?

Orochimaru: Itachi dropped my muffin on the ground.

Me: O.O OK! Next person.

credits to Morgan my friend on this one

Me: Ok, next question is for Sasuke. Sasuke, why is your hair that way?

Sasuke: Because it just is…

Me: Is it because Itachi scared the beep out of you when you were a kid, and then suddenly it spiked up to look like a chicken's behind?

Sasuke: Where did you get that idea?

Me: I have my resources.

Neji: Yea, Uchiha, tell us the secret to that hairstyle.

Sasuke: Shut up Hyuga.

Neji: What did you tell me?

Sasuke: I'm not the one with the hair like a girl.

Neji: At least I don't look like a chicken's behind.

Sasuke attacks Neji

Neji: GET THE HLL OFF OF ME YOU CHICKEN BUTT!

Sasuke: TAKE THAT BACK YOU GIRLY BOY!

---The rest is not suitable for those of young ages---

Me: Now that those two are in there time out places, the interview will be now continued. Oh yeah, before I forget, I put a camera in the "time-out" rooms. Here take a look.

In the time-out room

Sasuke: I hate you

Neji: right back at ya duck butt

Sasuke: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Neji: A…DUCK…BUTT

Sasuke: GO SCREW YOURSELF

Neji: My, My don't we have anger management problems?

Sasuke: I DON'T HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS! DON'T SCREW WITH ME HYUGA!

Neji: Do you kiss Sakura with that mouth?

Sasuke: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!

Neji: How are you going to do that? Slap me to death?

Sasuke: AHHHH! -BEEP-

Neji: What's with the beep?

Sasuke: WHAT? -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP-

Neji: I'm so afraid…you "beeped"

Sasuke: SHUT THE -BEEP- UP

Neji: Really…tell me, is there anything else I need to know about the infamous Uchiha Sasuke? Hmm..? Chicken Butt?

Sasuke: DO YOU EVER CUT THAT HAIR OF YOURS? I SWORE THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DMN GIRL! SHOOT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HINATA'S SISTER!

Neji: WHAT DID YOU SAY, UCHIHA?

Sasuke: I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A…GIRL

Neji: THAT'S IT I'M GONNA GET YOU UCHIHA

Sasuke: JUST YOU TRY…WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

got into a fight

Me: OK…Let's check up on them later… OO

TBC…