-1Naruto Characters interview:
Me: Ok, here's the deal. I ask the questions, you answer them. Ok?
Naruto: Why do we have to listen to you?
Sakura: Be polite Naruto!
Me: OK! Onwards with the interview. takes notepad and pencil out to look like a real reporter
Me: First question is for Orochimaru. Why did you join the 'Akatsuki'?
Orochimaru: They claimed to have muffins there…I got a coupon that read " JOIN THE AKATSUKI NOW! WE ARE OFFERING FRESH MUFFINS AND DONUTS EVERYDAY".
Me: oO Then why did you leave?
Orochimaru: Itachi dropped my muffin on the ground.
Me: O.O OK! Next person.
credits to Morgan my friend on this one
Me: Ok, next question is for Sasuke. Sasuke, why is your hair that way?
Sasuke: Because it just is…
Me: Is it because Itachi scared the beep out of you when you were a kid, and then suddenly it spiked up to look like a chicken's behind?
Sasuke: Where did you get that idea?
Me: I have my resources.
Neji: Yea, Uchiha, tell us the secret to that hairstyle.
Sasuke: Shut up Hyuga.
Neji: What did you tell me?
Sasuke: I'm not the one with the hair like a girl.
Neji: At least I don't look like a chicken's behind.
Sasuke attacks Neji
Neji: GET THE HLL OFF OF ME YOU CHICKEN BUTT!
Sasuke: TAKE THAT BACK YOU GIRLY BOY!
---The rest is not suitable for those of young ages---
Me: Now that those two are in there time out places, the interview will be now continued. Oh yeah, before I forget, I put a camera in the "time-out" rooms. Here take a look.
In the time-out room
Sasuke: I hate you
Neji: right back at ya duck butt
Sasuke: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Neji: A…DUCK…BUTT
Sasuke: GO SCREW YOURSELF
Neji: My, My don't we have anger management problems?
Sasuke: I DON'T HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS! DON'T SCREW WITH ME HYUGA!
Neji: Do you kiss Sakura with that mouth?
Sasuke: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!
Neji: How are you going to do that? Slap me to death?
Sasuke: AHHHH! -BEEP-
Neji: What's with the beep?
Sasuke: WHAT? -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP-
Neji: I'm so afraid…you "beeped"
Sasuke: SHUT THE -BEEP- UP
Neji: Really…tell me, is there anything else I need to know about the infamous Uchiha Sasuke? Hmm..? Chicken Butt?
Sasuke: DO YOU EVER CUT THAT HAIR OF YOURS? I SWORE THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DMN GIRL! SHOOT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HINATA'S SISTER!
Neji: WHAT DID YOU SAY, UCHIHA?
Sasuke: I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A…GIRL
Neji: THAT'S IT I'M GONNA GET YOU UCHIHA
Sasuke: JUST YOU TRY…WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
got into a fight
Me: OK…Let's check up on them later… OO
TBC…
