Devil May Chara?!?

Disclaimer: I do not own Devil May Cry NOR Shugo Chara.

Author note: Hey ya'll. Well, I'm in for another round, and if ya'll haven't figured it out- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU POSTED I'M DOING THIS FANFIC ANYWAYS!!!!! Sorry, though I haven't picked out whom the main characters chara's will be….

Chapter 1:. Transfer Student

"Oh, my. Is that her?"

"Must be, look how graceful she is."

"I heard she's got top marks on all her exams."

"I heard she's rich."

"Yeah, but look how humble she is."

"Think she'd be my friend?"

Whispers like that seemed to drift behind her everywhere she went. The students in her new transfer school were so accepting of her. Nobody found it weird that she wore an eye-patch, that she knew just about everything, and that she had silver hair. And much to her enjoyment, nobody seemed to care that she was an orphan. Though the fact that she was being treated more like one of the seven wonders of the world as to a fellow student did irk her a bit.

"Do you mind if I sit here?" she asked pleasantly to a boy who seemed to sleep.

"Go right ahead." He groggled lazily and turned his blue-black haired head to the opposite direction.

She sat down three seats opposite of him and began to eat her lunch in silence. Her hopes of a peaceful lunch, though, was shattered when two girls approached her.

"Evalen, right?" the taller one asked, though she clearly knew the answer.

"Yes." Evalen Sparda answered slightly depressed as the girls sat to either side of her.

"Since you're new, we'll give you the lay down." The shorter girl with a bad perm said sternly.

Evalen guessed that these two girls (Emi the taller one and Yumi the shorter one." Were the main attraction of the school- until Evalen arrived, that is.

"Don't let the other student's praises inflate your head. In a week, maybe two, they'll be bored with you and shun you." Emi acted as if her bullying was actually helping Evalen out.

"You're just as average as anyone else here. So don't step out of line." Yumi threatened.

"And if I do?" Evalen asked innocently

"Then bad things would happen." Yumi answered matter-of-factly

"Things like THIS-" Emi smiled and tipped Evalen's lunch box onto her lap.

The two girls laughed and stalked off. Evalen sighed and began to clean herself off.

"Don't let them get to you." The sleeping boy spoke up.

"Never do." Evalen sighed again, memories of past schools and past bullies filled her mind. When something moving on the boy caught her attention.

Inconspicuously she looked closer. On the boy's head was a small cat-man snoring away. Evalen blinked in surprise and the boy turned to look at her.

"What?"

"Nothing." She shook her head, Japan was supposed to be protected by ancient seals so that no demons or demonic powers could enter or be used. Even her right eye didn't work.

The final bell of the day released the students from the Hell known as school. Evalen tried not to notice the stares as she walked past people, or that a few students even began to tail her. Evalen supposed they wanted to see where she lived, but she wasn't headed home. Evalen was headed to meet her employer at the local elementary school.

It didn't take her long to find her way to the large school. She began to wander the grounds; Evalen was told that her employer would be at the old planetarium. Again, with her heightened sense of direction it didn't take long until she was opening a set of old metal doors.

"Evalen, correct?" A young man with sandy hair drinking tea asked as he sat in an audience chair.

"Caretaker?" Evalen responded, as that is what she was told to call him.

The Caretaker smiled in response, "I'm so glad you found your way here. Are you adapting well to Japan?"

"Look, I hate to be curt, but why did you hire a demon hunter? There are no more demons on this island."

"You're here."

"I'm only half." She pointed out.

The Caretaker sighed, "Yes, well I need someone who could believe in extra-ordinary things."

"Like what?" she asked suspiciously

"Like this." Caretaker tossed her a children's book titled "A Heart's Egg".

Instantly she thought back to the cat-man and nodded. Evalen didn't even need to read the book to understand.

"So, what? You want me to kill them or something?"

"NO! By all means No!" the Caretaker almost shouted, "No, there is a group of children I want you to protect. There is a corporation named Easter, and I do fear that they are close to becoming quite violent."

"Even against children?"

"Especially against kids." Caretaker nodded gloomily

"So, how am I supposed to protect them?"

"I've consulted with your principle, and she's agreed to let you teach part-time at this school. Of course you'd get credits-"

"School credits don't concern me. My pay however-" Evalen cut off

"Yes, yes. You will be paid for both jobs."

"Which course will I be teaching?" Evalen asked with a raised eyebrow

The Caretaker smiled, "How about History?"

Evalen let out a dry laugh, "Nothing like first-hand experience, right?"

The Caretaker only smiled sheepishly.