Disclaimer: MidnightMoonOasis does not own Twilight, Legend of Zelda or Pokémon mystery dungeon 2 explorers of time who belong to Stephanie Meyer and Nintendo.
Chapter 1
Cullens: WHAT!!!
Alice: You heard me we're all going for a trip to Hyrule! =)
Edward: But Alice, Hyrule doesn't exist
Alice: That's where you're wrong Eddy; I happened to bump into someone who can transport us there, looks a little shifty but apparently has great powers and abilities
Rosalie (hated by the author with a passion); so you're telling me that he can somehow create some sort of portal that can transport us to a fictional world that doesn't even exist!? Really Alice I expected this sort of thing from Bella but not from you.
Alice: Look Rosalie I've seen him do it he's amazing and I went on an adventure to the Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of time world and it was awesome! It was basically the same plot from the game too only I didn't lose my memory and I knew Dusknoir was going to try and kill me and my partner and I also knew Grovyle was good so the plot changed a bit but it was just like I was playing the game and..
Emmett: Whoa Alice! Did you find the crack?
Alice: NO! And look it really happened, trust me just let me take you to him and see for yourself.
Carlisle: Well I guess she's not going to calm down unless we see this man so let's just...
Alice: Great then its decided! =)
Bella: Hey why haven't I had any lines?!
Emmett: Because Bella the author much rather prefers Jacob than Edward so she wanted you to sneak off to his house for some downtime (bow chicka wow wow much?) and relationship building even though you're married to Edward and have a child together who Jacob actually imprinted on which isn't pervy at all in any since but all her friends think it's kind of sick and none of them really like Jacob that much as they are all pretty much BellaxEdward shippers or are just head over heels for Jasper and..
Bella: OK I GET IT THE AUTHOR WANTS JACOB AND I TO MAKE OUT JUST SHUT UP!
Emmett: You're the one who asked
Alice: Alright everyone back to the attention on me please, we didn't come here to discuss the author's Jacob fetish.
Edward: I did
Alice: Shut up
Jasper: Well you know this could actually be pretty fun!
Alice: That's the attitude Jazz, so without further ado on to Hyrule!
Meanwhile in Ordon Village....at night
Link: For the last time Bo, I'm not marrying your daughter!
Bo: Oh come on Link, Ilia's pretty hot ain't she?
Link: Dude that's your daughter you're talking about there you know
Bo: Well I'm getting desperate here, you're the only guy around here even remotely close to Ilia's age and we all know she digs you so why not do I a favour and keep all the LinkxIlia shippers happy?
Link; Well yeah but what would happen to all the other shippers out there huh Bo? What would they think if I got married? You never know how people would take it especially one as smexy and pretty as me and besides I can do a hell of a lot better than Ilia I could probably even get Ganondorf if I wanted to!
Bo; well who else is there to pair her up with?
Ralis; Hi everybody!
Bo: Oh **** no
Link: Well problem solved, IM off to bed! (Or is he?)
(Link leaves only to eavesdrop outside, pathetic much?)
Bo: (sigh) poor Ilia she really loves that boy
Ralis: Dude, EVERYONE wants a piece of Link, even I want some
Bo: ..................
Link: ..................
Rooster: ..................................
Link; I don't feel safe around here anymore.
Back to Forks.......at 6 o'clock
??? : Ah Alice welcome back, I see you've brought your family, but what's with the dog?
Alice: He's here so if we ever come across Wolf Link or any other animal we can understand what they say!
Jacob: woof (She said there would be cake)
??? : Um ok well whatever, if you're ready please step inside the portal
Edward: Wait a minute how are we going to get back?
??? : Oh don't worry I'll make another portal at Ordon spring, so you have nothing to worry about.
Carlisle: You know I have a suspicion that this is a trap
Esme: Oh Carlisle what are the odds of that happening?
??? : THINK FAST!!
(Everyone except ??? gets pushed into the portal)
Esme: Damn you irony!
??? : HA HA PWNAGE!
