Oldseph: Are you shitting me? How old are you?
Joseph: Uhh.. 19.
Oldseph: Pffft. When I was your age, I was 20.
Joseph: Oh gimme a break, old fart. You're me!
Jonathan: Guys! May I please have your attention?
All the Joestars sans Giorno and Speedwagon turned to Jonathan.
Jonathan: Today is my son's birthday!
Speedwagon: George?
Johnny: Robert. We don't talk about that guy.
Jolyne: Oh cool! So it's Gio's birthday?
Dio: Yes. And for the record, OUR son, JoJo.
Jonathan: When did you-
Jotaro: Piss off, Dio.
Dio: Shut up, atleast I know my offspring's birthday.
Jotaro: What's that supposed to mean? I don't even have one.
Jolyne: ...
Jonathan: Okay, Dio. Our son. You happy now?
Dio: Yes.
Josuke: GAYYYYY.
Strohein: WAIT IS THAT DIO A COMMUNIST? HE SAID "OUR"! DIE COMMIE SCUM!
Both Josephs: OH MY GOD, Calm down, Strohei- oh wait, I hate Dio. Go get em, Stroheim!
Dio: WRYYYYYYYYY!!!
Johnny: Ugh. What a mess.
Jonathan: Guys, please stop-
Stroheim: DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA, SEKAI ICHI!
Dio: UREEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!
Speedwagon sighed and took it upon himself to drag Jonathan, Josuke, Josuke again, Jotaro, Johnny and Jolyne to the other room.
Jotaro: Yare yare... Morons.
Jonathan: So... Any ideas guys?
Jolyne and Josuke: OOOH! A surprise party!
Johnny: Meh.
Jo2uke: *is fascinated by Speedwagon's hat*
Speedwagon: Go away!
Jolyne: Trust me, I'm pretty good at planning parties, I got good because SOMEONE'S BEEN AWAY MY ENTIRE LIFE.
The remaining JoJos glanced at Jotaro.
Jotaro: Who?
Josuke: Okay, so. I think I'm going to be the one in charge for the food stuff, since Tonio and all. Come on, Josuke, let's go!
Jo2uke: Okay, Josuke. Whatever you say.
2 Josukes: Wow, that sounds so weird.
Jonathan: I'm going to distract Giorno for the mean time! Let's go, Johnny!
Johnny: Woah! Don't touch me, big guy!
Jonathan: Aww. Why not?
Johnny: D4C rules, duh.
Jonathan: But the Josukes were rough housing yesterday and they didn't die.
Jolyne: So that leaves me and DAD in charge for the decoration. Weren't you even going to say something to your daughter?!
Jotaro: Yakamashi.
Jolyne: Ugh. You're the worst! Even Dio is a better dad than you!
Jotaro: Stop berating me for something I haven't done yet, I'm 17, goddamnit.
Speedwagon: Speedwagon withdraws coolly.
