Oldseph: Are you shitting me? How old are you?

Joseph: Uhh.. 19.

Oldseph: Pffft. When I was your age, I was 20.

Joseph: Oh gimme a break, old fart. You're me!

Jonathan: Guys! May I please have your attention?

All the Joestars sans Giorno and Speedwagon turned to Jonathan.

Jonathan: Today is my son's birthday!

Speedwagon: George?

Johnny: Robert. We don't talk about that guy.

Jolyne: Oh cool! So it's Gio's birthday?

Dio: Yes. And for the record, OUR son, JoJo.

Jonathan: When did you-

Jotaro: Piss off, Dio.

Dio: Shut up, atleast I know my offspring's birthday.

Jotaro: What's that supposed to mean? I don't even have one.

Jolyne: ...

Jonathan: Okay, Dio. Our son. You happy now?

Dio: Yes.

Josuke: GAYYYYY.

Strohein: WAIT IS THAT DIO A COMMUNIST? HE SAID "OUR"! DIE COMMIE SCUM!

Both Josephs: OH MY GOD, Calm down, Strohei- oh wait, I hate Dio. Go get em, Stroheim!

Dio: WRYYYYYYYYY!!!

Johnny: Ugh. What a mess.

Jonathan: Guys, please stop-

Stroheim: DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA, SEKAI ICHI!

Dio: UREEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!

Speedwagon sighed and took it upon himself to drag Jonathan, Josuke, Josuke again, Jotaro, Johnny and Jolyne to the other room.

Jotaro: Yare yare... Morons.

Jonathan: So... Any ideas guys?

Jolyne and Josuke: OOOH! A surprise party!

Johnny: Meh.

Jo2uke: *is fascinated by Speedwagon's hat*

Speedwagon: Go away!

Jolyne: Trust me, I'm pretty good at planning parties, I got good because SOMEONE'S BEEN AWAY MY ENTIRE LIFE.

The remaining JoJos glanced at Jotaro.

Jotaro: Who?

Josuke: Okay, so. I think I'm going to be the one in charge for the food stuff, since Tonio and all. Come on, Josuke, let's go!

Jo2uke: Okay, Josuke. Whatever you say.

2 Josukes: Wow, that sounds so weird.

Jonathan: I'm going to distract Giorno for the mean time! Let's go, Johnny!

Johnny: Woah! Don't touch me, big guy!

Jonathan: Aww. Why not?

Johnny: D4C rules, duh.

Jonathan: But the Josukes were rough housing yesterday and they didn't die.

Jolyne: So that leaves me and DAD in charge for the decoration. Weren't you even going to say something to your daughter?!

Jotaro: Yakamashi.

Jolyne: Ugh. You're the worst! Even Dio is a better dad than you!

Jotaro: Stop berating me for something I haven't done yet, I'm 17, goddamnit.

Speedwagon: Speedwagon withdraws coolly.