A/N: No I don't own Castlevania and CO. Yoai maybe Yuri. Oh, and get ready for a Castlevania free for all! ALL time periods! Castlevania Judgment inspired.

Chapter 1: Just Another Typical Day…NOT

Soma was laying on the couch, with one of the banes of his existence across his face; HISTORY!

"Oh god, why must I do this bullshit on a Saturday…?" He moaned. He looked up the book was lifted and a pair of calm honey gold eyes looked down on him.

"If you hadn't done so poorly on your last test, you wouldn't be in this mess." Arikado chided. Soma rolled his silver blue eyes and blew a bang out of his eyes. He couldn't argue with the man but thanks to Celia and the dark dorks, Soma bombed on his last test.

Now he was paying the piper.

"This is so not fair!" Soma whined. Arikado sighed and put the book back onto the boy's face. He hated when Soma whined but he knew that if he listened more, that he would relent and let the boy do as he wished. Out of everyone in the group, Soma stole his heart and Arikado was not asking for it in return.

"Wouldn't it be easier if history just dropped in your lap?" Soma muttered. As if on cue a flash of light appeared and a heavy weight landed onto the silverette.

"OUCH!" Soma cried, and causing Arikado to start. There, in his lap, was Richter Belmont!

"Wow, I shouldn't taken that route…." He said as he rubbed the back of his neck. When he felt a body shift under his he looked down and smiled. "Oh hello, I'm so sorry, here, I'll help you up." Richter got to his feet and helped a wide eyed and winded Soma then looked around.

"This is definitely not my time." He said. Then he looked at Arikado. "Al….Alucard, what did you do to your hair?"

"Alu…who…?" Soma asked as he straightened out his back. Arikado glared at Richter but it was too late, he was busted.

"Soma, this is Richter Belmont and I'm Alucard."

"And I need a drink!" Soma said. "Man, this day may turn out to be NOT boring after all!" With that he walked to the kitchen and poured himself some tea then two more glasses, one for each man. Richter nodded in thanks but was shocked.

"I thought women served the men."

"Not in this time Richter. Here and now, everyone serves themselves."

"What is that?" Richter asked as he pointed to the television in awe. "What sorcery is that?"

"That's a television." Soma said, biting back a laugh. "You watch different shows on it."

He turned it on and Richter went on attack mode. "Don't worry, it's safe."

"Sorcery…."

"Nope, it's technology."

"Richter how in God's name did you get here…?" Arikado asked, causing the brunette to shrug.

"Ican't remember…all I know is that I entered a chamber, white light and poof here I am."

"Oh my…..we have to be caref….."

"AHHHHHHH!" A wet and naked Yoko screamed as she ran down the stairs, holding onto a towel. "There are two guys in my shower and I didn't invite them!"

"My lady we are so sorry!" A white haired man dressed in red pleaded, with a handsome brunette man who had a scar over one eye close behind. Richter went bug eyed.

"Grandpa?" Richter cried. The white haired man looked at him and smiled.

"Richter!"

"Father?" The brunette asked as he looked at Arikado. "What happened to you?"

"Yea, I'm definitely going to need a stiff drink!" Soma said as he scratched his head. Soon they heard another scream and saw Mina running for dear life with a little demon on her tail and another white haired man running after the demon.

"Help!" She called. She was saved by a man in black and red, whip at the ready.

"Oh, this is hectic." He said as he held Mina. Before anyone could say anything, they heard a crash in the garden shed.

"My azaleas…" Yoko cried.

"My sakura blossoms!" Mina howled. The front door opened and in walked a flower covered blond.

"My apologizes," He lamented. "I'll help you fix them."

"Oi dios." Soma sighed. "Are there anymore Belmonts, ok good!"

"I'm back and…..holy shit what the fuck are my ancestors doing here?" All the older Belmont men glared at Julius and they were not happy.

"LANGUAGE!" They cried, causing Soma to drop on the floor laughing. The younger half breed didn't ask for this but damn he was going to enjoy it! It wasn't every day Julius got reprimanded. Unbeknownst to him, another body fell on him.

"OW!" Soma cried. This body was toned but definitely a woman's!

"MOTHER?"

"Sonya?"

"Trevor, Alucard…..what the…."

"That's it, if one more Belmont falls on me; I swear I will get wasted!" Soma growled. He didn't get too far when a powerful body tackled him to the ground and making him conk out.

"What in heaven and Earth is going on here?" A heavily accented voice asks from the ground. Everyone turned to face the powerfully built man in heavy red chest armor and a wicked looking gauntlet on his right hand.

Arikado turned to the gathering of Belmonts and knew something was up. He remembered that the librarian who helped him before died long ago but he had to find out what was going on and quickly!

Sorry for putting Soma through so much hell. And it gets worse, want to know how leave a review! Thanks! From the ones I didnt say their names, can you name em all?