Chapter 1

Mist swirled round dis goffick castle, the moon was all big and goffick bats flied around. Suddenly black shaows fell from da sky and turned into people, but dey weren't goffs, dey were the Death Dealers!11! Draco's dad, Snoop and Beltrix went into de castle, der was dis tomb thing and dey broke it open using there magic. A preppy man with no nose was lying dead in it, he was rapped in a blak cloak, it was…... Volxedmort!11! The Death Dealers unrapped deh cloak and Snap took his own robe off and pulled his you-know-what out, the dork mark was on it. The death dealers used magic around snope's you-know-what and Voldymort.

Draco's dad and snope made a vow dat snoop would now have da dork lurd in his you-know-what and would help him too get borned.

I crid out sexly as I woke up in my coffin, Darco was in my coffin with me, he lokked pure sexah, his eyeliner all down round his closed eyes. I shuk him til he woked. "You luk sexh," Drako misted, "Is der anthing wrong?" he asked, "I had a vison of volbemort!" I muttered wisely, "Enoby," he leered kindly, "it wus just a bad dream." "Oh Draco, your right." I smiled sensibly, I put my hed on his sex pack (geddit. Cos hes vera sexh) an I wen bak to sleep.