Don't insult the engines!

Scotty and McCoy are sitting in the briefing room.

McCoy: You know something Scotty…the Enterprise's engines are worthless hunks of junk.

Scotty: You take that back!

Scotty stands up and towers over McCoy.

McCoy: No.

Scotty: Die in in hell you bloody bastard!

Scotty picks up his chair and hits McCoy over the head. McCoy falls to the floor and clutches his head.

McCoy: I was only teasing you, Scotty! I didn't mean it! I didn't know you loved those damn engines so much!

McCoy covered his head and curled up in to a little ball on the floor just encase Scotty decided to strike again.


Note from author: Stupid I know, but I promise I'll come up with better ones. =D