Don't insult the engines!
Scotty and McCoy are sitting in the briefing room.
McCoy: You know something Scotty…the Enterprise's engines are worthless hunks of junk.
Scotty: You take that back!
Scotty stands up and towers over McCoy.
McCoy: No.
Scotty: Die in in hell you bloody bastard!
Scotty picks up his chair and hits McCoy over the head. McCoy falls to the floor and clutches his head.
McCoy: I was only teasing you, Scotty! I didn't mean it! I didn't know you loved those damn engines so much!
McCoy covered his head and curled up in to a little ball on the floor just encase Scotty decided to strike again.
Note from author: Stupid I know, but I promise I'll come up with better ones. =D
