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be-smash.17 year old Sakura gave her alarm clock an evil glare as she smashed it."Another school.Great."she said to herself.'this is getting out of hand'(key-"bob"speak,'bob'thought,bob'i.s.,'bob'flashback)'speak for you self.and while your at it check out the sexy new neighbor'.Sakrua looked out her window to see across the road and saw and old guy wearing a wrobe getting the newspaper.'next door genius.NOT across the road.'She looked next door to see a boy around her age with raven black hair.'has your brain been damaged?''no has yours.''the last time i checked i killed you.''you can't kill me i'm you.''yea and Santa's my uncle.''OMG SANTA CLAUSE IS YOUR UNCLE!''o...m...g i never knew how..'
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beep'how is that even possible.Sakura threw her alarm clock at a wall and started smashing it with a hammer she got out of nowhere.
'hey where did that hammer come from?''i have no clue but i'm having fun.stay there.''why?''heh your next.''uhhh... theres my ride g2g!runs away'Sakura chuckles and gets ready for the day(A/N:I'll just put this in the order i get ready in)Sakura went downstairs and got breakfast-eggs,bacon,toast,and coffee.then she went and got her clothes and got a quick shower and brushed her pink 2 inch above the sholder hair.
at Sasuke's
Sasuke woke to hearing someone smashing thier alarm clock.He went over to his window only to find a girl with pink hair and a hammer.'why does she have pink hair?''pink hair?my question is and i'm gonna say this in fear...WHY DOES SHE HAVE A HAMMER?!''who the hell are you?''i'm you''no seriously(sp?)who the hell are you?''i'm a ghost'I KNEW IT THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR...''dude shut up.i really am you..OMG.that girl is is...NAKED!''wha...OMG.my inner is a pervert.O.o'Then Sasuke got ready for the day.(A/N same way as me and Sakura.)He walked out the door the same time as Sakrua."Hey."he shouted to Sakura."Yea?"she answered.
"You going to Konoha High?"
"yea why do you ask?"
"Want me to give you a ride?"
"sure"Sakrua walked/ran to Sasuke's house."hey I'm Sakura.I'm new here."Sakura said."Any last name?"he asked. She laughed at this."It's Haruno."she said."Hey I'm Sasuke.I'm old here."Sasuke said."Any last name?"she copied. "heh cute."he said."Sasuke cute?middle?""is."
"Sasuke is cute.."
"Why thank you.I know I am."
"ugh...you suck."
"wow.you've only known me for 25 minutes and you're already insulting me.I'm hurt."said Sasuke smirking. Sakura saw the smirk and she playfully punched him."oww.that hurt."said Sasuke still smirking.Then Sasuke's mom came out of their house."Why hello.Who do we have here."she asked."Okaa-san this is Sakura.She's our new neighbor."Sasuke said.'do you think she can be more than a neighbor...mabey even more than a friend.i'm going to visit her inner and try to get her into bed...i mean into a good friendship.''your perverted''no responce''great he already left.'meanwhile with Sakura and her inner.'ladies'who the hell are you''i'm sasuke's inner.i need to speak with your inner Sakura-chan.''ok what with this "-chan" shit.''leave me with your inner and i'll explain to her and she can tell you.''o.k.'Sakura looked at Sasuke who was talking to his mom."Well Sakura welcome to our sweet little town of Konoha."Minoko said.(that's how you spell Sasuke's mom's name right?)"thank you Uchiha-san."Sakura said."oh please drop that.just call me Okaa-san.Uchiha-san makes me feel old."Minoko said.Just then Sakura's mom came out.
"Hi sweety.Who are these people.Our new neighbors?"asked her mom."yea mom this is Sasuke uchiha and his mother Minoko."Sakura said.(I don't know Sakura's mom's name so i'll just make one up)"why hello.My name is Sinora.Sinora Haruno."Sinora said."hello Sinora.Why don't you come in and visit while our kids are at school."Minoto asked.'Finally'they both thought.Before their mom's could say anymore Sasuke sped of to school.
At school."hey look it.Teme's here and he's got a girl in the car with him!"Naruto yelled."Shut it dobe.Ok everyone this is Sakura Haruno.She's new here and she's my next door neighbor.Sakura this is Naruto,Shikamaru,Neji,Sai,Tenten, Ino,Hinata,and Temari."Sasuke pointed to each one as he introduced them to Sakura."So where are you from?"asked Neji. "Suna."said Sakura."Cool thats where I'm from.Do you know 2 boys by the names Gaara and Kankuro?"asked Temari. "Yea Their like my brothers.why do you ask?"asked Sakura."They are my brothers."said Temari. "Too cool. Even though they never said they had a sister. They said I'm their only one. Even their parents said I'm their only "daughter"."said Sakura."So that's the thanks I get for being a good sister."said Temari with a clenched fist."One of your cousins called me by your name and I asked him whose Temari and he said nobody important."said Sakura.'' eh Sakura how about we show you around the school."said Ino.'was she in anger-management?''i have no clue'."So whose your homeroom teacher?"asked TenTen."Kakashi-sensei"answered Sakura."Troublesome.another girl in my homeroom."said Shikamaru with a yawn."T-thats n-not nice Shikamaru."said Hinata."Why are all girls Troublesome?" asked Shikamaru."Why are you troublesome?"asked Sakura."troublewomen""troublemen"Shikamaru and Sakura started giving glares.
glare
evil glare
mad glare
death glare that ruled the world.Shikamaru stepped back.Sakura kept the death glare locked on him.He ran away.
"O...M...G..."they all said."and I thought that Nara was never afraid!"said Neji laughing. Sasuke smiled at Sakura."way to go Sakura!"said Hinata."Watch Shikamaru will be back in 5..4..3..2.."said Naruto."OMG is the world coming to an end!Shikamaru ran away,neji laughed,Sasuke smiled,Hinata didn't stutter,and naruto was...sob...SMART!the apocolytise is starting.I think hell just froze over!"screamed a boy with brown hair and a dog sticking out of his jacket. "hey Kiba.I want you to meet someone.Kiba this is my new neighbor,Sakura.Sakura this is Kiba(a.k.a the player of our school)."said Sasuke."Hey there cutie.''said Kiba with a grin."uh don't call me cutie."Sakura said."can i call you Sakura-chan?"he asked."Uhhh...Ummm...sure."she said."Come on Sakura. We said that we would give you a tour of our school.Oh,what classes do you have?"asked Ino.
1.english-Kakashi
2.wepons-Anko
3.chemistry-Orochimaru
4.social studies-Asuma
lunch
5.math-Kabuto
6.music-Kurina
7.gym-gai
8.study hall-Ibiki
9.free period-Tsunade&Shizune
10.sex ed-Jyriha
"cool all of us have the same classes and the same periods!"said Hinata."What's your locker number?"asked Ino. "Umm..275"said Sakura."Thats right next to mine."said Sasuke."and mine."said Shikamaru,neji,and naruto."Cool."said Sakura."Come on lets get to class before Kakashi's finally earily!"said Tenten.They got to 1st hour to find the teacher not there yet.
Then they started talking."Hey kiddies.Sorry i'm late."said Kakashi."LI...wait you didn't say an excuse?"said Naruto. "Like I said...THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END!!"screamed Kiba."What's going on in here.I heard screaming and something about the world coming to an end."said a random teacher."No Tsunade.Oh and I heard we have a new student.will you please stand up,Sakura."said Kakashi.Sakura stood up and didn't say anything."Arn't you going to introduce yourself?"asked Kakashi."Why should i when you already did?"asked Sakura back."Tell us your likes dislikes hobbies and your plans for the future."said Kakashi."uhhh.they're all the same.none of your buisness."said Sakura sitting down."ok well you can do anything just don't bother me and if a teacher comes in act like angels and hopefully this class will win an award for being the best class."said Kakashi.English and wepons were really good.Chemistry was very scary because Orochimaru was flirting with Sasuke.Social Studies was a bore.Lunch Time.Sakura walked into the lunchroom with Sasuke and fangirls/boys started giving evil glares.'why are these girls glaring at me...why is Sasuke staring at me''fangirls-they hate you,sasuke-he's undressing you with his eyes''shiver'Sasuke saw Sakura sivering.'why is she shivering.why am i staring at her?''dood you need to learn.you love her.and don't say you don't because i'm you and i should know when your undressing her with your eyes''shiver'After lunch was math.Sasuke got jealous because Kabuto was flirting with Sakura.Music class."Alright class we are going to have Sakrua sing 'My,My,My(Mary's song)by Taylor Swift.and you may begin."
She said I was seven and you were nine and I look at you like the stars are shining
the pretty lights
and our daddies use to joke about the two of us
growing up and falling in love
and our mama's smiled and rolled their eyes
and said oh my my my
take me back to the house and the backyard tree
you said you'd beat me up you were bigger than me
you never did you never did
take me back when the world was one block wide
dared you to kiss me and ran when you tried
just two kids you and i
oh my my my my
and i was sixteen when suddenly
i wasn't that little girl you use to see
but you eyes still shined
like pretty lights
and our daddies use to joke about the two of us
they'd never believe we would really fall in love
but our mama's smiled and rolled their eyes
and said on my my my
take me back to the creek as we turned up
two a.m. ridin in your truck
and all i need is you next to me
take me back to the time we had our very first fight
slammin our doors instead of kissin good night
you staid outside till the mornin lights
oh my my my my
a few years have gone and come aroud
we were sittin at our favorite spot in town
when you looked at me
got down on one knee
take me back to the time we walked down the asile
our whole town came and our mama's cried
you said i do and i did too
take me home to were we meet so many years before
we would rock our babies on the very front porch
after all this time you and i
and i'll be eighty-seven and you'll be eighty-nine
i'll still look at you like the stars are shining in the sky
oh my my my
when Sakura finished every one was quiet.Then Naruto began to clap.Within seconds the whole room was in appluse.
after they got out of music Ino gave Sakura a little bit of caution."The gym outfits are tiny and our teacher is a freak. Oh and he has a little "pet".His name is Rock Lee and they look alike."said ino.Sakura went to her locker in the girls locker room."WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!"she screamed."our gym outfit."said TenTen and Temari.They all got changed and went out."Good Afternoon my Youthfull Students.For a Youthfull excerise We will run 30 Youthfull laps around the youthfull track."said the Teacher.He looked like 2 cattipllers on steroides died on his face."Yes gai-sensei. The power of youth shall flow threw our youthfull bodies!"said his little pet."I swear if I hear them say youthfull one more fucking time I'm gonna take a youthfull gun with a youthfull bullet and put it threw their youthfull heads."Sakura whispered to Sasuke.Sasuke bit down on his lower lip to try to contain himself from laughing.After gym they (sorely)walked to study hall were they met Ibiki,the worst teacher ever.If they even tried to open their mouth they were dead.After that they went to free peroid where they just talked."I'd have to say this is my favorite class by far."said Sakura.Tsunade looked at her and she got an idea.She noticed that Sasuke was staring at Sakura."Hey Ino can you come here,please."said Tsunade."Yea sure. Whats up?"said Ino."I need your help."
"With what?"
"Bringing two people together in a relationship"
"Who?"
"Sasuke and Sakura"
