Heather: *Cowering in fear*

Alice: You re-watched it, didn't you?

Heather: *Nods*

Alice: …Yeah. If you haven't already guessed, this is based off Hetaoni, the Hetalia RPG. If you haven't watched that, for the love of God, DON'T. One, we don't want to spoil anything, and two, you'll have nightmares.

Heather: Despite the horrible graphics…

Alice: *Smacks Heather* DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER!

Tony: …*Blink*

Heather and Alice: O_O…RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! OH GOD, IT FOUND US AGAIN! RUN, RUN, RUN!

Vocaoni

Chapter 0: How it all began.

All was peaceful in Tokyo...that is...Except for the thundering sound of a blonde VOCALOID's footsteps.

"Eeeeeek! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! HEEEEEELLLP!" He wailed. The VOCALOID's name was Len Kagamine.

Far behind him was another girl with long blonde hair tied in a side ponytail. She was Neru Akita.

"Ack! You-don't run away! LEEEEEEENNN!" She yelled.

But it was no use; the younger blonde VOCALOID zoomed off to who knows where. Leaving city folk to be amused at the commotion happening _

"Hah...hah..." Len panted as he leaned on a wall for support.

After a quick break he sighed of relief and wiped the sweat off his forehead and stretched.

"Now that I've run this far, Neru won't come after me!" He said happily to himself after confirming that Neru wasn't anywhere near.

"Training for that soccer match before rehearsal...I thought I was going to die! Besides, the soccer match doesn't happen in 5 weeks!" He whined in his head, recalling he was chased around the neighborhood with a very pissed Neru at his heels.

Honestly, he didn't know why she took that soccer match seriously! They were only competing against Miku's team!

He soon forgot about Neru as he took a look at his surroundings. He was in a small part of Tokyo, only he didn't know where.

"Hmmmmm. I don't see anything familiar around here...am I lost?" He wondered walking around for a bit but his face lit up when he saw a specific building.

"Alright! Ice cream!" He cheered as he ordered himself a scoop of banana flavor and sat at a table.

"Ha! If Kaito was here he would order on of everything! I wouldn't blame him though, this ice cream is amazing!" He thought as he planned to take Kaito here sometime.

He was soon interrupted when he heard a loud, Italian accent exclamation,

"Ve~Really?"

"Hm?" He looked to his side to find a group of people sitting around another table provided by the ice cream parlor.

"It's just a rumor. You're not really going, are you, bruder?" Asked a tall man with blonde hair gelled (A/N: I doubt 'gelled' is a word...but oh well!) back.

He sounded like he had a German accent.

"There are ghosts, right? That sounds kind of scary c" Another man that had short black hair and brown emotionless eyes commented.

He sounded like a local according to his accent.

"Ghosts?" Len thought, excited as he secretly listened to their conversation while licking the frozen dairy treat.

"It's true! Lots of people went missing and got eaten by this huge not as awesome as me, monster!" One of them that had white hair and red eyes spread his arms as wide as he can to prove his point.

He also had somewhat of a German accent and reminded Len a little bit of Dell. Only by the looks though.

"Ve~let's check it out! Where is it?" A man exclaimed with the same Italian accent Len heard the first time.

He had light brown hair and his eyes were closed. How he could see, Len had absolutely no idea. The man also had a single gravity defying curl on the left side of his head, which Len found to be pretty tempting to tug.

"If the awesome me remembered correctly, I heard it was a really big awesome western-styled house north of here." The albino man said.

Len figured he liked describing himself as awesome and used that word a lot. Now that reminded him of Nero and Mikuo.

"A haunted house, huh? Even though we're going to have a soccer match I don't think it will be pretty fun with everyone being so competitive. I also don't seem to have any fun with them at other times too..." He sighed.

"I want to have more fun with everyone..." He thought longingly. His eyes suddenly lit up,

"I know!" He exclaimed in his head as he figured out how to achieve this,

"I'll tell Kaito about it! If HE tells the others about it maybe they'll get interested! Aha~ I'm so clever!" He thought while silently praising himself for thinking of this. He stood up with the partly melted ice cream cone in his hand,

"Alright! As soon as rehearsal is over I'll-" He mumbled but gotten unpleasantly interrupted by somebody he didn't want to see at the moment,

"LEEEEEEENNN!" Neru shouted at him while running at the speed of light.

Len froze at his spot,

"Argh, wh-why now?" He thought wondering how Neru found him so fast.

"So this is where you are hiding? Stop fooling around and get back to training! We need to crush Miku's team into a million pieces!" Neru growled at him as she stomped towards the blonde boy.

"Eeep! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! At least wait until I'm done eating my ice cream!" He cried, but Neru showed no sympathy,

"Who are you, Kaito? You shouldn't be eating before training!" She scolded, irritated. "And I'm taking you back even if I have to drag you kicking and screaming!" She added grabbing the collar of Len's shirt,

"Gack!" Len gagged, dropping his ice cream as the blonde girl began dragging the poor boy by the collar against his will.

The group who was talking about the rumor stopped to look at the scene which they found pretty ironic.

"Weird, that happened with Feliciano and me an hour ago..." The blonde man commented.

The Italian man looked up from his ice cream,

"Ve?"

"Wow, a haunted house?" Kaito exclaimed.

Len eagerly nodded.

"Sounds interesting! Let's go! I'll ask the others if they want to come along!"

"Uh-huh! I'll do the same!" Len agreed.

Kaito was deep in thought,

"I don't think Teto will want to, though c." He mumbled.

Even though Teto was a chimera, she didn't believe in ghosts or which everyone found to be very strange.

"Anyway, there are many others we can ask!" He added a bit louder.

"If she doesn't come, I'll try asking her!" Len suggested.

He wanted one of his best friends to come no matter what. He then went into a thinking position,

"Er c There is a city nearby, you see, and from there, you have to go cer cer c" Len smiled as he snapped his fingers,

"East! You go east, and you'll know it right away!"

"OK! East, right?" Kaito asked, making sure.

"It probably can't be in a very good condition..." The bluenette added imagining what the house would look like.

He got a shiver down his spine. He did not get a pretty picture.

"At least, we'll have fun together!" He exclaimed hiding the fact he was kind of scared to go.

Len smiled,

"Yeah~!" He agreed and looked at the door that led to the stage they were rehearsing on,

"I think they're still on the stage. Let's go back quickly!" He said and dashed towards it.

Kaito blinked, surprised that he ran so fast but then ran himself to catch up with the blonde boy. There was no way he was losing to a 14 year old shota!

"Oh c A haunted house, is it?" Teto asked, you have to be an idiot to not notice the boredom in her voice.

Kaito, who actually was oblivious to the lack of interest in the chimera's voice, nodded; apparently he was one of those idiots.

"Don't you think it's interesting? Rehearsal is finally over and we have nothing better to do, so I thought we could all go together!" Kaito exclaimed, trying to convince her.

A few minutes ago, everyone who was going to be performing in the concert was talking to each other on the stage until the two goofballs busted through the doors. They stared at them for a moment but went back to what they were doing. Kaito then went to his friends (who were also his and Len's team members for that soccer match) to talk about the haunted house with Len interrupting him at some points. Everyone wanted to refuse at first, but they knew when it came to Kaito and Len working together in persuasion, they had no chance in escaping it. Even though some were actually interested but decided to hide it.

"What are you going to do, Teto?" Len asked, waiting for his best friend's answer with sparkling eyes that made Teto mentally blush (wait, is that possible? XD)

"Well..." She started hesitantly, she absolutely did not want to come since it sounded so boring, but on the other hand she did not want to say no to the boy she has a crush on, especially with those eyes.

"I'll see what I can-" She said but was rudely interrupted,

"Aww, c'mon, let's have fun! I'm telling you, everyone is coming!" Kaito yelled in excitement.

Meanwhile Neru was thinking about the plans about going to the haunted house since her last and only phone got broken by a certain blue idiot.

"If so many people drop by there, it won't be a test of courage. Why don't you go first to take a look?" She then suggested.

"Yeah, I'll send you a message when I get there! Then if you like, you can come over." Ruko happily chimed in.

She had also secretly wanted Teto to come.

"All right. I'll be waiting here." Teto answered sighing in defeat.

They then all decided that the first group would be Meiko, Ruko, Teiru, Kaito, Kaiko, and Gakupo.

"Well then. Those in the first group, let's go?" Meiko said with a 'let's get this over with' face as she started to walk towards the door.

She just wanted to get this done by nighttime so she could go to the bar with Haku. Everyone else frantically went to catch up with her but apparently forgot about the stairs and landed in a tangled heap at the bottom. It was then Teto noticed Len staring longingly at the door.

"Len-kun," Teto started.

"Hm?" Len asked as he turned to Teto.

"You keep looking at the door. Do you want to talk to Rin-chan?" She asked.

Len shook his head.

"Oh sorry. It's...nothing..." He mumbled.

Nero turned to them,

"Do you want to talk to Mikuo?" He asked from behind.

Apparently he heard their little conversation. "Why don't you just go there?" He added.

Again Len shook his head,

"No, it's fine. If I met them, I think I'd waver in my resolution. I'll go see them when I come back." He said with a slight smile.

They looked at each other and shrugged.

"Oh, I just remembered one thing. Kaito and er cRuko. And also, well cGakupo." The group who had finished untangling themselves and started walking towards the door all stopped and looked questioningly at the boy.

"Can you do me a little favor?" He asked, his voice was filled with hesitation and worry rather than his usual cheeriness.

Gakupo couldn't resist interrupting,

"Oh? Is it about the secret to my good looks? You can ask me anything~" He said flipping his hair in what he called a sexy way.

Len gave him a weird look,

"No, it's just that...well...maybe you should bring weapons. I know it sounds stupid and childish of me but well...I already brought them so..." He said gesturing to the bag full of weapons he had.

Most people gave him weird looks while others just had a 'how did we miss that' look. But then they all took some, except Meiko, Ruko, and Teiru (who had his trusty butcher knife). Then Kaiko, who was almost invisible to the others asked,

"Well, let's go then?" The blue haired girl gestured her group who were now armed to the door.

Everyone else except Kaito who was waiting for his sister left but then she turned and looked at Len,

"Just to make sure, we'll go east and then find a western-styled house right?" She asked, expecting an answer from him,

"What?" He seemed to have been distracted. "Oh cyeah. Be careful," He said happily.

As the rest of them watched the two Shions leave, Teto noticed worry shone in Len's eyes. But she decided not to talk about it. Nero started to stretch.

"Well, I guess that we should go home now. I want to watch some T.V." He said.

Neru looked at him,

"Sorry bro, I just told the people who are picking us up that we have other plans with your phone." She said.

Nero's eyes widened as he checked his pocket only to find that his phone was missing.

"Whaaaat? Can I at least have my phone back?" He whined.

Neru smirked,

"Nope!"

"Well that's just great!"

Three hours later...

The group that included Neru, Nero, Teto, and Len were waiting for the others to send the message. Len was sitting on the edge of the stage playing a video game while Teto was just lying on the ground staring at the ceiling (...or is she...) on one side of the room. Neru was doing something on Nero's phone that she still never gave back while Nero was pacing back and forth out of boredom on the other side. He then walked up to Neru,

"Hey, sis! What are you doing?" He asked resting his arms on her head while trying to look at what was on the screen.

"Get off! Besides what does it look like? I'm texting!" She growled in irritation.

What Nero had expected her to say that since Kaito broke her phone.

"Wait, what? Don't just go texting on my phone!" He said.

"I'm just gathering information on the location of the house. It's amazing how one of them knew where it was and took picture of it." She replied to him.

The boy textaholic looked at the phone's screen.

"Wow, it's pretty big! I can't believe the person kept it!" He said in amazement, Neru nodded in agreement,

"I know, but the person also said that it would approximately take 3 hours to get there if we are walking." She confirmed.

Nero's eyes widened,

"That's too far!" He whined.

He hated walking. Again, Neru nodded at her brother's comment,

"That's why I say that we actually leave right now, if we want to make it back together by late evening." Neru said.

For once, Nero agreed,

"Let's tell Teto and Len-chan~!" He exclaimed.

Meanwhile on the other side of the room...

Teto looked at the ceiling drowning out the noise while Len kept playing his game. Suddenly Nero came up to them,

"Hey guys, sis has something to say." Nero said.

Neru cleared her throat before beginning,

"According to my this text a person sent me it will take at least 3 hours to get to the house." Teto and Len groaned at this but Neru ignored them.

"So I suggest that we leave now if we want to return with the first group by evening." She said.

"B-But we have yet to hear from them!" Teto stammered.

"You do have a point there..." Neru said.

Len looked at them with puppy dog eyes,

"But guys, if we leave right now then we don't have to worry about getting there before nightfall! Besides, it's much safer to travel in daylight anyways! Right, Teto?" Teto looked at him with confusion in her eyes,

"Huh? Y-Yeah!" She said sweat dropping.

"I didn't exactly agree to go either..." She added in her thoughts.

Len looked at her and as if he read her mind, tugged at her arm.

"Aww Teto, C'mon~~ everyone is hoping you would come along too~!" He said with bigger puppy dog eyes.

Teto really didn't want to go, but she can't stand those eyes. She sighed in defeat again,

"Hai..." She mumbled. Len's eyes lit up,

"Yay!" He exclaimed jumping up and down with joy at his victory.

"Well, the first group is already ahead of us by now so I'll doubt we will beat them to the house anyways." Nero pointed out.

"Well, if that's the case and since I'm practically outnumbered, let's go!" Neru called from the door.

Everyone went and caught up to her.

Don't worry; I'll save all of you.

I won't fail this time, just wait,

You'll all be able to get out of this house with your lives!

I'll make sure of that...

Even if I have to give up my own.

XXxThe never ending nightmare begins once againxXx

If you haven't already guessed, those people talking about the rumor were Italy, Prussia, Germany, and Japan. I WILL NOT SPOIL ANYTHING ABOUT HETAONI.

Reviews are appreciated.