People say they hate AU so I decided to make an entire series on it but set in cannon time line. I will be taking request so don't be afraid to ask But it has to be rated T because I'm a coward.

disclaimer: I don't own. There.

warning... Just language.


"Okay pretty boy, lemme ask again, why we here in your sewer home again?" A thuggish looking blond questions scratching the back of his neck. Three groans to the right of the couch they where sitting on follow his repetitiveness. An exasperated ginger shouts at him for his poor listening skills, reaching up to the collar of his Wild Boar and shakes him violently.

"Dammit Beat! Joshua explained it to you three times already! Get it through your thick skull!"

"Hey, don't make fun a' my hat Phones."

Once again the trio groan, the blue eye teen pounding his head on the glass coffee table repeatedly. A brunette female, holding a black stuff animal, reaches over the self destructive boy to pat her intelligently challenge friend. "Beat, just pay attention this time."

Taking the hand off him the skater crosses his arms and grumbles, "I wouldn't have to if he'd just stopped freakin' me out with them big word of his."

"Well I apologize that I'm not trying my best to veil my brobdingnagian vocabulary so that my mere diction alone wouldn't have your brain oscillating in your head Daisukenojo." A lean ashen blond, who should really button up the rest of that shirt by the way, sighs playing with a lock of his curly hair, adorning the trade mark smirk.

"See! Now he doin' it on purpose Shiki."

"Josh *BAM* stop *BAM* being *BAM* an *BAM* ASSHOLE!" Neku scolds continuing his head banging, scaring the hell out of the fish in the floor.

"You know Neku, if you keep hitting your head in that table like that you'll bleed on my floor."

"Fuck off and re-explain it to him before I got crazy!"

"Fine." Joshua grumbles pouting and crossing his arms. "I've brought you here to witness alternate universe, similar to our own, and enjoy the pretty pictures in the magic box that is other variation of us in different situations with the oh-so magic god powers I have. Simple enough for you."

"Okay I get it. It's like BioShock Infinite but we ain't there and there no Columbia!" Beat cheers with a silly grin on his face.

"Yes Daisukenojo, just like that BioShock." The amethyst eye Composer shakes his head, massaging the bridge of his nose, and turns on the tv. "Now that we've settled that matter who wants to go first?"

With lighting speed Shiki raises her delicate hand in the air, probably hitting the red head friend in the face, and squeals, "Oh, me! Mememememe! Let me go first Kiryu-kun!"

"Let me see...anyone else?" He draws out pointing over the three teens next to him slowly.

"God damn it Josh let her pick!" The headphone wearing teen cries ready to slap him senseless.

"What crawled into your pants?" The flaxen blond remarks holding his chin. "You have been awfully on edge since we got here."

"Look I still have bad flashbacks about this place; Let's just get this started." The scrawny teen elaborates hugging his trembling frame.

"Fine grouchy. Misaki-chan, what do you want to see?"

"Due to the unwritten fangirl law we have to see a gender bent universe!" She proclaims standing as if she was declaring a great speech.

"Okay then." With that said Joshua rapidly taps buttons on the black remote, like he would on his phone, and turns on the tv. The large screen starts to go fuzzy as an image becomes for tangible on the screen. Soon the sounds of Shibuya sinks into the speakers as the first words are finally spoken.

"Due to the unwritten fanboy law we have to see a gender bent universe!"

On the other side of the screen the four witness four other teens similar to them. On the far right there was a petite ashen blond female wearing a lovely one piece with long curly locks that touched her hips with stunning purple eyes. Next to her was a boy with a hairstyle exactly like Mr. H and wearing Harry Potter glasses, the one who said the words, with a black dog in his arms, with a green hoodie on and black jeans. To his left was a red head with a pixie hair cut wearing the exact same J of M wear as Neku with earbuds instead of enlarged headphones. At the very end of the couch was a girl that looked like Rhyme but her hair was so long it touched the floor, her eyes were hidden by a large skull hat, and she was wearing an old fashion male school uniform.

"Well well well. Seems like gender bender us were doing the exact same thing." Our ashen blond says, his devious smirk growing in size.

The suppose female version of Joshua stares directly at the screen, with her hand against her cheek, and sneers. "Well ain't this a darn shame. It seems like y'all been thinking the same thang." She sarcastically complains in a thick southern American accent.

"Holy shit! Tempo's hot as a guy!" The girl Neku squeals flabbergasted at the screen.

In the original universe they all stare at the male Neku who seems disturbed by the statement. "What the hell, that can't seriously be me!" He shouts holding his head together. "Did I just call Beat hot."

"Dude, that's wroooong Neko." The female Beat, named Tempo, states staring at her.

The only male in the alternate room sits down comfortably and talks a deep breaths before introducing everyone with a surprisingly deep voice. "Sorry about my friends here. I'm Shikio, the foreign gal is Johanna Kiryu, the red head is Neko-chan and the shorty is Tempo."

On the real side they turn their heads to Shiki, seeing it fit she should introduce them, and the dark brunette spastically sits down pointing to her friends. "I-I'm Shiki, the blond is Joshua, the screamer is Neku, and the skater here is Beat."

"Aww man yo, I shudda snuck Rhyme outta night classes, she'd love this." Beat sighs dejectedly lowering his head.

"Dude I know right, Stereo would kill fo' this. Hey princesse, you got a camera or somethin'?" The short girl asks from the other side.

Johanna crosses her legs and pouts. "Well I little missy I think that'd be against them violations of the HG."

Joshua on the other hand immediately started taking picture a mile a minute with his cellphone like nobody's business. "The higher ups can go screw themselves on a sharp stick. This is going to be my new wall paper."

"I like the way this guy thinks!" The blond exclaims doing the something with her red phone.

"Tempo, that's Johanna. He's probably doing this for blackmail Neku." The flat chested earbud girl deadpans shaking her head.

"You've done enough to blackmail me." The spiky red head growls glaring at...him-her self.

"Well excuse me for liking what I see."

"Yo man, your freaking me out Phones." The tough teen gasp staring wide eye at Neku.

The ginger immediately retracts, leaning into Shiki, and pushes Beat away disgusted. "Ew no. I'm not the one saying it."

Shikio claps her hands together I front of him and bows slightly. "Sorry about Neko-chan here. She's kind of...boy crazy."

"I'm kind disappointed me. I'd expect you to be more girl crazy." Pixie haired scarlet girl slouches on the couch frowning.

Joshua, who is now recording all of this leans over Shiki and stokes Neku's hair playfully as looking at the screen. "Aww maybe it never came to you that he's guy crazy too."

"Wait your gay Neko!"

"Wow Buds I shudda seen it coming!"

"Well ain't that just adorable Nekky!

"Stop that I'm not, he is!"

Neku immediately pushes a laughing Joshua out of the way and screeches, "Fuck no! Josh is being an ass!"

Johanna, who is still giggling, reaches over Shikio and puts her pedicured hand on Neko. "It's mighty fine that I'm still on good terms with my darlin' underling here."

"Jo-Jo, stop being weird."

"Yo Shiki, why you ain't talking?" Beat questions raising his brow at her.

She shakes her head slightly without changing he blank expression and points at the screen to a small frame above the bar. The trio look at the object, then behind them to see what she was talking about. Inside the golden frame was a black butterfly knife. On their side in the frame was a gun, not any gun mind you but the revolve that killed Neku. Then it hit them.

"You stabbed me!" "You shot me!" The two proxies cry at the same time to their Composers.

"Well I think that's a good time as any to cut the transmissions don't you Johanna dear?" Joshua quickly asks with the remote in hand. On the other side the fluffy hair girl nods her hand frantically in the same pose. "That's a fantastic idea Joshua darling. It's been fancy to meet y'all we have to go."

"Oh no you don't bi-"

... Well that could have gone better.

After a minute of silence the lean flaxen blond turns to the trio and smiles a creepy smile as if nothing ever happened. "So what would you like too see next?"


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