Disclaimer: The world's longest zucchini measured 6 feet 4 inches and was picked in Niagara Falls, NY. I thank Lemonbomber and the Harry Potter Puppet Pals for the beginning idea. I don't own Harry Potter although I wish I did… I don't own the zucchini either.
Bothering Snivellous
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mouseboy27: cool it works
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m00nyr0x: Of course it works, Peter.
mouseboy27: how do u know my name?!
m00nyr0x: It's Remus, Peter.
mouseboy27: oooohhhh…
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evanslover: yo!
m00nyr0x: Hey, Prongs.
mouseboy27: hi.
evanslover: Moony, what's with your username?
m00nyr0x: What?
evanslover: m00nyr0x. Don't tell me you came up with that on your own.
m00nyr0x: Sirius made it for me. He chose the name. Speaking of which, where is Sirius?
mouseboy27: dunno.
evanslover: yeah, me neither.
m00nyr0x: suspicious…
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siriusisdabomb: what up, homies?
m00nyr0x: …
evanslover: …
mouseboy27: hi padft.
siriusisdabomb: HEY! You guys were talking about me!!!
m00nyr0x: What have you been up too?
siriusisdabomb: nothing 0:-)
evanslover: nice use of smileys.
siriusisdabomb: thanks, Prongs.
evanslover: where were you anyway?
siriusisdabomb: oh. nowhere and everywhere. 0:-)
mouseboy27: ur a bad liar.
siriusisdabomb: and you're bad at spelling, so?
mouseboy27: no! I use IM spelling.
m00nyr0x: If it isn't in a book, I don't care.
mouseboy27:-P
evanslover: ha ha ha. more smileys.
m00nyr0x: Sirius, where were you?
siriusisdabomb: Okay, fine. I'll tell you. I was hacking Snivellous' computer.
evanslover: Whoa. What did you do?
siriusisdabomb: Let's just say…
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sectumsempra: wait… WHAT??
siriusisdabomb: Welcome, Snivellous, to the worst IM experience of your life! Mua ha ha!!!
sectumsempra: BLACK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????
siriusisdabomb: he he he. nothing. 0:-)
evanslover: nice!! – virtual highfive –
m00nyr0x: Ha. I have to say, well done.
mouseboy27: LOL
sectumsempra: I hate you people.
siriusisdabomb: Aww… we hate you too Snivellous! – group hug–
sectumsempra: What the bloody hell???
evanslover: O-O
m00nyr0x: uh…
siriusisdabomb: I was joking!
evanslover: Okay?
sectumsempra: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
siriusisdabomb: never.
sectumsempra: Oh, you're lucky I can't jinx you right now, Black.
siriusisdabomb: Oh! You think you can take me, Snivellous? Hmm? Let's go!
m00nyr0x: are they going to start a virtual battle?
evanslover: most definitely.
mouseboy27: cool.
sectumsempra: YOU'RE ON, BLACK!!!
siriusisabomb: Let's take this outside. I challenge you to…. VIRTUAL WIZARDS' CHESS!!!!
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m00nyr0x: wow.
evanslover: give it a minute.
mouseboy27: hey, what did you put for question number 23 on the Potions homework?
m00nyr0x: Easy. What is the easiest way to cure a poison? A bezoar.
mouseboy27: oh… right.
evanslover: really? be right back.
mouseboy27: that's BRB!!!
evanslover: whatever.
m00nyr0x: Prongs, you really ought to pay more attention in Potions. it's your worst subject.
evanslover: erm…
m00nyr0x: Yeah, I know Lily sits in front of you, but that is no excuse.
evanslover: ...
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mouseboy27: so?
sectumsempra: uh.
siriusisdabomb: I beat the pants off of Snivellous.
evanslover: okay… bad mental image.
sectumsempra: you'll pay for that, Black.
siriusisdabomb: you say that for everything.
m00nyr0x: you have a point.
evanslover: I'm bored!
siriusisdabomb: – lightbulb –
m00nyr0x: uh oh.
sectumsempra: Should I be scared?
m00nyr0x: very.
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
sectumsempra: uh…
evanslover: – virtual bother –
m00nyr0x: may I suggest you run, far… fast…
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
evanslover: – virtual bother –
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
sectumsempra: AH! STOP!
evanslover: – virtual bother –
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
mousboy27: ROFTMAO
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
evanslover: – virtual bother –
sectumsempra: GOODBYE!
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siriusisdabomb: aw man! I was having fun!
evanslover: same here.
m00nyr0x: well, I'm off to bed
mouseboy27: same here.
evanslover: yeah, might as well.
siriusisdabomb: sure, fine.
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siriusisdabomb: you know, I think the readers feel a little left out.
siriusisdabomb: – virtual bother –
siriusisdabomb: hee hee hee.
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