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In a suburb house in San Francisco, Annabeth was studying for DSTOMP, and cursing Apollo for writing the music and poetry section of it, when Hera suddenly appeared.

"Hera," Annabeth growled. "What are you doing here?"

"My peacock appears to be missing." Hera replied.

"What does that have to do with me?" Annabeth said. "Can't you see that I am studying?" Annabeth pointed to the mess of papers on her desk.

"Well you see, I need a demigod to accomplish this task of finding my peacock for me," Hera said.

"Why me? I know that you hate me."

"You appear to be the only demigod around here."

"You are sending me on a quest?"

"Precisely child."

Annabeth groaned, "Fine, I can't say no anyways, might as well get it over with."

Hera smiled approvingly "Thanks child."

Annabeth's eyes widened, Hera had said "thanks"! Annabeth quickly went back to daughter of Athena mode and filed the information for later.

"When was the last time you saw your peacock?"

"30 minutes ago," Hera recalled. "I was talking to Hecate about controlling her farting weasel. It had gotten into my palace and let loose one of the nastiest farts ever."

"It's a polecat," Annabeth corrected. "So the last time you saw it was when you were talking to Hecate?"

Suddenly, at the mention of Hecate's name, a loud piercing bark rang through Annabeth's room. Annabeth quickly grabs her dagger and enters a fighting stance.

"Oh yes, this stupid chihuahua has been following me everywhere," Hera said. "When I first saw it, it was trying to walk on its hind legs, the idiotic dog."

"Wow,"

"Well, I haven't got all day, why don't you go find my peacock already?" Hera snapped. "And take the dog away, while you're at it"

Annabeth sighed and reached for the chihuahua. It whacked Annabeth's hand like it was trying to peck it. Annabeth reached for a ball that she was saving for Cerberus. She stop mid reach. Pecked? The dog was trying to peck her? As she thought about all the information she got, the puzzles came together.

"Hera?" Annabeth called.

"What!" she snapped impatiently," get on with it already you imbecile!"

"Did you insult Hecate?" Annabeth questioned.

"What, me? Insult Hecate?" she scoffed "I merely told her to learn to control her beasts!"

Annabeth groaned inwardly, and had to stop from face-palming herself. Annabeth reached into her desk drawer and took out some spare Moly from a quest she was on.

"What the Hades do you think you are doing?" Hera scowled,"Just get going before I blast you to pieces!"

Annabeth ignored her and stuffed the Moly into the chihuahua's mouth. The chihuahua started to shake uncontrollably.

"What have you done?" Hera questioned, curious. "Will that make it disappear? Please make it disappear."

Suddenly, the little chihuahua exploded into a feathery mass. The magnificent peacock that replaced the dog then proceeded to poop on Annabeth's carpet.

"My beautiful peacock! Come to mama," Hera cooed. "Come Coco, come."

"You're welcome." Annabeth said.

"Oh, thank goodness my peacock came back to me," Hera sighed, and flashed away.

Annabeth relaxed, glad that Hera finally left. She then looked around her room and groaned.

"What am I supposed to do about this colossal piece of shit?"


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