The Real Reason Why Goku Was Sent To Earth

It was morning on the planet of Vegeta, and Bardock had just woken up to the usual sounds of destructions. Kakorrot (Goku) was destroying the house as usual. He got up and lazily walked out of his room and looked in Raditz's bedroom. Somehow, he was still asleep. Bardock then calmly walked in the living room to see Kakorrot killing a chair. He picked him up and Kakorrot began to thrash. He dropped him and Kakorrot began to run around the room wildly with his father chasing after him.

"Get back here!" Bardock yelled.

"No!"

Bardock chased him around the room until he barely grabbed him. Kakorrot's stomach grumbled.

"Food."

"Alright, said Bardock, setting him in his chair. So what do you want for breakfast?"

"Pizza."

"NO! You ate like 10 last night!"

"PIZZA!"

"How about a bowl of cereal or toast?"

"PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!"

"ALRIGHT! Now do you want it heated or cold? Kakorot? Kakorot?"

"DAD! HELP! AAAHHHH, screamed Raditz.

Bardock whizzed around and saw Kakorrot chasing Raditz with a can of hair growing spray. (The hair on a saiyan's head doesn't grow.) Bardock blasted Kakorrot with a ki blast and ran to help Raditz.

"RADITZ! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? IT'S….oh crap."

Raditz once short hair was now very long. Bardock picked up the can. Empty. He quickly grabbed some scissors to try and cut the hair but it was no good. His hair was too tough.

"GRRRRRR…KAKORROT! WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT STUFF COSTS?!!?"

In rage, Bardock grabbed Kakorrot by his shirt.

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING TO ANOTHER PLANET FOR A WHILE!!"

And thus, Goku ended up on earth. THE END