Monster Hairball
By Mickey
Status: Completed 11/16/2008
Archive Permission: Ask first. I'll probably say yes.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
Word Count: 100
"This mission went down the crapper quicker than usual." Jack grumbled.
"It's your fault, Jack."
"How do you figure that?"
"If you hadn't called Quantalo's pet a monster, we wouldn't be going home after just thirty minutes." Daniel glared at his friend. "And we wouldn't have been deprived of the opportunity to see those ruins."
"The little hairball bit me, Daniel!" Jack held up his injured hand to emphasize his point, blood already soaking through the bandage.
"It's a good thing you're ambidextrous, you can still write your report." Grinning evilly, Daniel added, "You'll probably need a tetanus shot."
"Damn!"
THE END
