To All You Zutarian Haters!
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Dear Zutara Haters,
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It has come to my attention that I, an avid Zutara lover, am sometimes mocked for my love of such a couple. Some say that it could have never happened, Zuko is too old for her, they are complete opposites, etc. etc. Well you Kataang, Jetara, or Yuri lovers let me tell you something; our opinions are our own. Now enough mushy talk, let's get to the facts.
Zutara could have never happened, eh? Well well well you must not be aware of the original script. When asked the beloved creators of Avatar the Last Airbender admitted that Zuko was supposed to be with Katara. Yes, shocking I know. Katara and Zuko were actually meant to be together. I mean really, look at Under Ba Sing Se or the Southern Raiders episodes. The two of them clicked, as they were supposed too. Sadly Bryke changed the coupling at, literally, the last second. If you do not believe me, look it up yourself.
Moving on, I want you to think of all the guys Katara had a 'thing' with. These would be Jet, Zuko, and Aang. Pardon my French but their personalities are as such: psycho badass, completely hot true badass, and fluff. Yes people, Aang is fluff. F-L-U-F-F...fluff. The definition being, in terms of characters, a soft person. I'm speaking to you personally here; imagine Aang shirtless. Now Zuko. I guarantee Zuko's image was ten-times hotter than Aang's. But wait, I'm getting off topic. In case you haven't picked it up, Katara likes the 'bad' boys. The ones with muscle and aren't afraid to take charge. Guys who can carry their weight and don't need to be babied.
"Oh Zuko is just too old for Katara!" *shakes head in shame* To the people that are apparently unaware; Zuko is 16, Katara is 14, and Aang is 12...sorry 112. Yea...Zuko is too old. -.- Think about it this way...who is the same age as Aang...wait for it...BUMI! So, to those people who want Kataang, just imagine Katara and Bumi together and you basically have Kataang...
When a mommy Katara and a daddy Zuko love each other very much it often results in kids. Water and fire mixing; however, does not result in just a child...they are Steam Babies! What do you Kataangers (or Maikoers) have...f...l...u...f...f... I rest my case.
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~I must end my letter, though it is not over. So until the rest is written, Goodbye!
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- Darkangel0103
P.S.~ This is purely a crack letter and is not meant to offend anyone. If you are offended then you must be Aang...JK! But please don't take this seriously...okay! ;P
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Okay this is strictly a crack letter, I wrote it around 4am on January 2nd...don't hate me. Read, review, comment, but DO NOT FLAME! you may express your feelings or rebuttal but it should be done respectfully...thats all I ask XP
Oh and please note, if anyone saw this same thing on please don't worry. I have two accounts, darkangel0103 (which is FF) and darkangel-103 (which is DA)
