Author's Note:

Disclaimer: I do not own "Naruto" or any of it's characters. Any event similar to this story is entirely coincedential! No copying this story! Be creative enough to write one for yourself. This goes to all the people who are simply reading to copy stories and say they are theirs! I know there's people like that out there...

Oh my Lord, I missed fanfiction so much! I've been through some tough times lately and deleted all my stories, but now I'm back and I changed my penname from naruto-is-mine to kibishii umi. Okay, I haven't written any stories for a while, so I hope you like this one. Remember that I appreciate every single one of you who read and like my stories. I'mjust going to write something that's been playing over and over in my mind. YA'LL ROCK!

-kibishii umi

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Sasuke's Secret

Sakura had been longing to go out with Sasuke and bulid a serious relationship with him for some time now. While he was training, she gazed at him with spacey eyes.

'Oh, Sasuke, you're so perfect for me. We're perfect for each other,' Sakura thought sadly to herself. If she didn't take the risk of asking him out, Ino could grasp the opportunity. There was no way on earth she could let that happen.

"Oh, what the heck! I've got nothing to lose! How could Sasuke not fall in love with a beautiful kunoichi like me? CHA!"

She walked up behind Sasuke and lightly tapped his right shoulder. He turned around and raised an eyebrow at the shy and blushing Sakura.

Silence. "What?"

"Umm..I was wondering..hehe..(gulp)"

"Yes, Sakura?"

"I was wondering if you wanted to go with me on a stroll in the park..."

"Why would I want to do that?" stated Sasuke with a cold tone in his voice.

After hearing Sasuke's reply, Naruto, who was eavesdropping on the whole conversation, jumped from a tree branch above the two and landed directly in front of Sakura.

"I'll go with you, my beloved Sakura!" he cried eagerly. She immediatly walloped Naruto on the head and turned red with anger.

"I wasn't talking to you, Naruto!" yelled Sakura. "Mind your own business!"

The now irritated Kakashi-sensei spoke with a calm, but loud voice and ordered the group to calm down.

"You are supposed to be ninjas. There's no time for arguments, big or small." The group apoligized in unison as he went back to reading his love stories under a shady tree.

Sakura continued. "As I was saying...wanna go take a stroll with me? You know you want to!'" she said in a sing-song voice. Naruto made a puppy-dog face as Sakura shoved him aside. Naruto landed on the green grass with a soft thump. Sasuke, obvioulsly not interested in Sakura's offer, simply shook his head in pity. "I don't want to go anywhere with you, Sakura! Just go away! You're annoying."

"You," Sakura asked, "don't want to hang out with me at all?"

"No, Sakura, I don't."

Naruto's curiosity crept in as he began to wonder why Sasuke never liked Sakura. She was pretty, kind(to Sasuke, at least), and she was talented, too. "Why not, you moron? Who wouldn't want to hang out Sakura?! I know I would love just to be near her! Why wouldn't you?" He exploded and a crimson color overcame his cheeks. There had better be a good reason why Sasuke despised Sakura.

Sasuke answered with an emotionless face. "Because I have a secret I want you to know."

The blond and pink-haired ninjas leaned in, getting closer and closer to catch the secret Sasuke was about to unravel.

"What is it, Sasuke?" Naruto and Sakura asked him.

Sasuke held his head up, took a quick breath, and whispered only two words:

"I'm gay."

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Okay, who saw that one coming? I have two things to tell my readers:

1) I am not against the gay society, so I'm very sorry if I offend. This is a story I'm merely writing to let it out of my mind and to make someone smile.

AND

2) I'm not stating that Sasuke is gay! He's hot! Maybe he's the shy type when it comes to being in relationships with women!

To all you Naruto-lovers out there, go to and search for "Naruto." There should be a little tab on top with a bunch of other tabs that read 'VIDEOS." There's this one particular video you have to look for(2nd page)titled-Ninja of the Night.' I assure you-IT IS HILARIOUS! WATCH THE VIDEO AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!Look for it if you have the time... I'll tell you one line of the song that Sasuke sings:

I used my shining star to pick the

locks and steal your car!

READ AND REVIEW!! -kibishii umi