Okay.. This is a crack pairing challenge from the forum, Tenipuri: Fanfic & Challenge Forum.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, the street courts. Not even the lollipop.
Oshitari Yuushi/Niou Masaharu: Lollipop
It was a hot hot hot hot hot… well, you get the idea. Day. Yagyuu was walking down the street to the street courts. He was alone, as everyone else was at tennis practice. You see, Akaya successfully pissed off their fuku-buchou, and Niou, being THE prankster, made him even angrier. As if Sanada wasn't angry enough, Murui had to bounce over and ask "Why is fuku-buchou's face all red?" Yanagi was in a corner scribbling away. Not helping. Jackal was.. where was he? Oh right. In the bathroom. And so Yagyuu decided to go out and cool off. He knew he would have to run probably a thousand or a million laps the next day, depending on Sanada's mood. But he didn't care. For once.
The whole of Hyoutei was at the street courts. At least the regulars were. Why aren't they at the nice and comfy, spacious school courts? Because Atobe-sama had to choose this hot hot day to go see how commoners play tennis. Gakuto was complaining, Shishido was arguing with Gakuto, Oshitari was off somewhere to buy sweets for Gakuto. To help shut him up. Ohtori was trying to stop them bickering in vain. Jirou was... sleeping, of course. Kabaji was holding an electrical fan for Atobe. Hiyoshi was having a debate with himself. About something. Who knows.
Everyone was enjoying (or not) themselves, when suddenly Oshitari bumped into Yagyuu. Or the other way round. Anyways, they didn't fall, due to their superb balance. But unfortunately, the lollipop Oshitari was holding flew out of his hand… and into their hair. Blue and purple hair with a lollipop in between. Yagyuu, always the gentleman, started apologizing.
"Yagyuu from... Rikkaidai, right?"
"Sor- Oh, yes. And you're... Oshitari from Hyoutei. Pleased to meet you."
"Likewise."
"Where were you going?" asked Yagyuu.
"Oh, the street courts. My whole team is there. I wonder if anyone has killed anyone yet."
Yagyuu laughed politely and said "I'm sure the police would have arrived at my school, considering how much ruckus my team made."
Oshitari smirked and said "Isn't it difficult for you?"
"To..?
"To pretend to be someone you aren't?"
"… Excuse me?"
"Drop the act, Niou."
"… Fine. How the fucking hell did you find out anyway. We did this so fucking many times and no one could tell. You don't even know me and you knew immediately. Damnit."
"I'm not called the tensai for nothing, you know."
"And I'm not called the prankster for nothing, genius."
Oshitari studied Niou/Yagyuu for a whole minute and commented "You know, I think I like the Niou that swears more than the Niou who apologizes."
Smirk. "I'll be going then."
"Yep"
And so Niou went the way to the street courts while Oshitari stood there watching him leave.
End.
Wait.. not yet.. what happened to the lollipop? So… on with the story.
But their hair was still stuck together, and so Niou took one step backwards away from Oshitari and to the courts… then crashed right into Oshitari. Thanks to the force of the stickiness of lollipop.
Their lips connected for a sec. Then Niou pulled away smirking. Oshitari just stood there observing.
"Oops, I'll just be going then" said Niou, smirking and walking away.
"Hey! Aren't the street courts this way?"
"…"
Please review, and tell me if there are any grammatical, spelling errors. I'm starting to like this pairing...
