Adventures of The Akatsuki
Chapter 1- Meeting The Akatsuki
Pain: Okay fellow Akatsuki it's time for the first mission.
Itachi: Are we going to fight Sasuka!
Pain: No Itachi and we never well remember he's on our side now.
Itachi: Yeah what ever.
Kisame: Are we going to sea world!
Pain: No Kisame!
Zetsu: Are selling the stuff today.
Pain: What stuff?
Zetsu: You know the stuff on my head.
Pain: No one ever told me that was smoke able.
Zetsu: Oh… well it is.
Pain: Give me some of that and no we aren't.
Deidara: Are we going to take Gaara and kill him?
Pain: No… wait yes we are.
Deidara: YEAH! Who's the loser getting that job?
Pain: You and mister Puppet Master.
Puppet Master Guy: Why do I have to go with Deidara his hands freak me out and he eats sand balls.
Pain: Just do it!
Puppet Master: Okay.
Deidara: So are we going now or later because I need to prepare and get sand balls ready.
Pain: Fine get ready you guys leave tomorrow.
Deidara: Okay I need this ball of sand for a bird I'll take a few spider bombs for an epic fight scene against Gaara and then I'll bring my running shoes incase I meet that Naruto kid.
Puppet Master: I'll bring this puppet and this one and this one especially.
Deidara: Where do you keep your puppets anyways?
Puppet Master: In my cloak of course!
Deidara: But you can't fit 3 puppets in that thing.
Puppet Master: Yes you can.
Deidara: Fine, let's get some sleep for the mission.
Meanwhile in His room…
Pain: We need some new members so… ZETSU COME HERE!
Zetsu: WHAT!
Pain: Go look for a new member.
Zetsu: Should I look for anyone specifically?
Pain: Yeah look for some evil.
Zetsu: Okay I'll go tomorrow then.
Pain: Okay then.
The Next Day
Deidara: And were off.
Puppet Master: Hold up these puppets are heavy!
Deidara: Fine.
Pain: See ya Zetsu.
Zetsu: See ya!
Pain: Now let's see who do we have left? We got Itachi, Kisame, Konan Orochimaru, and Sasuka.
Itachi: Sasuka!
Kisame: Itachi his on our side now SHUT UP ABOUT HIM!
Orochimaru: I say me and Sasuka do something fun at my place.
Pain: And what the heck does that mean.
Orochimaru: Nothing.
Pain: …. Okay then Orochimaru you're going to go you're base with Sasuka.
Sasuka: OH PLEASE ON NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO!
Orochimaru: Come along Sasuka we got to make it before it gets dark.
Sasuka: OH MY GOSH! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!
Pain: Good bye! So now it's just Itachi, Kisame and Konan. ITACHI! KISAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Itachi: Playing the Wii.
Kisame: Watching Harry Potter 6.
Pain: DOES IT HAVE THE 7th TRAILER!
Kisame: No.
Pain: Good bye.
Meanwhile somewhere in the Land of Sand
Deidara: It's a good thing I brought my iPad along or else we would have nothing to do along the way here.
Puppet Master: Yeah anyways I think you can handle this one on your own.
Deidara: YOU MEAN IT!
Puppet Master: Totally!
Deidara: OH GOODY!
Meanwhile somewhere in a forest
Zetsu: Oh where am I going to find someone that's evil!
Back in the Desert
Deidara: Okay time to steal Gaara. Okay GAARA! COME OUT HERE!
Gaara: WHAT!
Deidara: Were going to have an epic fight!
Gaara: Okay!
Random Guy: Blah, blah, blah, CHASE!
Gaara: SAND COFFIN!
Deidara: What oh… WHAT THE ****! THAT WAS MY HAND!
Gaara: So!
Deidara: GO SPIDER BOMBS!
Gaara: HA! Sand Ball
Deidara: HA! YOU FAIL! 1, 2, 3 BOMB!
Gaara: DOH CRAP!
Meanwhile back in the forest
Zetsu: Hello who are you?
_: I am Obito but now I go by the name Tobi.
Zetsu: What happened to the other half of you're body?
Tobi: It got cut off by a rock…
Zetsu: Okay then you want to join the Akatsuki?
Tobi: YES!
Zetsu: Okay come back to the Hideout with me then.
Back in the Desert
Deidara: Oh holding a dead body is so fun! Riding on a bird also way to fun!
Puppet Master: I see the plan went well.
Deidara: Oh yes… VERY WELL. I got something from him, he got something from me.
Puppet Master: Hmm… It seems you're in need of a hand…
Deidara: Shut the heck up.
Back at the Hideout
Pain: Okay let's see how your mission went… okay so Hidan it says here all you did was pray… Go pray that next time you'll actually kill someone!
Hidan: I'll pray harder next time.
Pain: No just don't even pray at all.
Hidan: ... During missions right! I HAVE TO DO IT SOME TIME!
Pain: Fine just not during missions. Now Kakuzu it says here you got 50 bucks and you defeated Naruto Uzumaki!
Kakuzu: Well… I might have made that part up…
Pain: DID YOU MAKE IT UP!
Kakuzu: YYyyyess!
Pain: Ugh, just give me half of the money and I'll let you go.
Kakuzu: Okay here's 24 dollars.
Pain: It's supposed to be 25!
Kakuzu: WELL TO BAD!
Pain: Fine take the stupid money.
Meanwhile back in the Forest
Zetsu: So Tobi what evil have you done?
Tobi: Umm let's see what Tobi did… AH! Tobi unleashed a Ninetails Fox upon the Hidden Leaf Village, Tobi killed the Uchiha clan, and Tobi through a rock at Naruto.
Zetsu: HAHA! Tobi you're so funny!
Tobi: Is Tobi a Guud Boy!
Zetsu: Yes Tobi is a good boy.
Tobi: YA!
Zetsu: Pain well be happy once we get out of this forest and into our hideout
Back at the Hideout
Pain: Okay let's see how your mission went… okay so Hidan it says here all you did was pray… Go pray that next time you'll actually kill someone!
Hidan: I'll pray harder next time.
Pain: No just don't even pray at all.
Hidan: ... During missions right! I HAVE TO DO IT SOME TIME!
Pain: Fine just not during missions. Now Kakuzu it says here you got 50 bucks and you defeated Naruto Uzumaki!
Kakuzu: Well… I might have made that part up…
Pain: DID YOU MAKE IT UP!
Kakuzu: YYyyyess!
Pain: Ugh, just give me half of the money and I'll let you go.
Kakuzu: Okay here's 24 dollars.
Pain: It's supposed to be 25!
Kakuzu: WELL TO BAD!
Pain: Fine take the stupid money.
Meanwhile back in the Forest
Zetsu: So Tobi what evil have you done?
Tobi: Umm let's see what Tobi did… AH! Tobi unleashed a Ninetails Fox upon the Hidden Leaf Village, Tobi killed the Uchiha clan, and Tobi through a rock at Naruto.
Zetsu: HAHA! Tobi you're so funny!
Tobi: Is Tobi a Guud Boy!
Zetsu: Yes Tobi is a good boy.
Tobi: YA!
Zetsu: Pain well be happy once we get out of this forest and into our hideout
