Adventures of The Akatsuki

Chapter 1- Meeting The Akatsuki

Pain: Okay fellow Akatsuki it's time for the first mission.

Itachi: Are we going to fight Sasuka!

Pain: No Itachi and we never well remember he's on our side now.

Itachi: Yeah what ever.

Kisame: Are we going to sea world!

Pain: No Kisame!

Zetsu: Are selling the stuff today.

Pain: What stuff?

Zetsu: You know the stuff on my head.

Pain: No one ever told me that was smoke able.

Zetsu: Oh… well it is.

Pain: Give me some of that and no we aren't.

Deidara: Are we going to take Gaara and kill him?

Pain: No… wait yes we are.

Deidara: YEAH! Who's the loser getting that job?

Pain: You and mister Puppet Master.

Puppet Master Guy: Why do I have to go with Deidara his hands freak me out and he eats sand balls.

Pain: Just do it!

Puppet Master: Okay.

Deidara: So are we going now or later because I need to prepare and get sand balls ready.

Pain: Fine get ready you guys leave tomorrow.

Deidara: Okay I need this ball of sand for a bird I'll take a few spider bombs for an epic fight scene against Gaara and then I'll bring my running shoes incase I meet that Naruto kid.

Puppet Master: I'll bring this puppet and this one and this one especially.

Deidara: Where do you keep your puppets anyways?

Puppet Master: In my cloak of course!

Deidara: But you can't fit 3 puppets in that thing.

Puppet Master: Yes you can.

Deidara: Fine, let's get some sleep for the mission.

Meanwhile in His room…

Pain: We need some new members so… ZETSU COME HERE!

Zetsu: WHAT!

Pain: Go look for a new member.

Zetsu: Should I look for anyone specifically?

Pain: Yeah look for some evil.

Zetsu: Okay I'll go tomorrow then.

Pain: Okay then.

The Next Day

Deidara: And were off.

Puppet Master: Hold up these puppets are heavy!

Deidara: Fine.

Pain: See ya Zetsu.

Zetsu: See ya!

Pain: Now let's see who do we have left? We got Itachi, Kisame, Konan Orochimaru, and Sasuka.

Itachi: Sasuka!

Kisame: Itachi his on our side now SHUT UP ABOUT HIM!

Orochimaru: I say me and Sasuka do something fun at my place.

Pain: And what the heck does that mean.

Orochimaru: Nothing.

Pain: …. Okay then Orochimaru you're going to go you're base with Sasuka.

Sasuka: OH PLEASE ON NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO!

Orochimaru: Come along Sasuka we got to make it before it gets dark.

Sasuka: OH MY GOSH! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!

Pain: Good bye! So now it's just Itachi, Kisame and Konan. ITACHI! KISAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Itachi: Playing the Wii.

Kisame: Watching Harry Potter 6.

Pain: DOES IT HAVE THE 7th TRAILER!

Kisame: No.

Pain: Good bye.

Meanwhile somewhere in the Land of Sand

Deidara: It's a good thing I brought my iPad along or else we would have nothing to do along the way here.

Puppet Master: Yeah anyways I think you can handle this one on your own.

Deidara: YOU MEAN IT!

Puppet Master: Totally!

Deidara: OH GOODY!

Meanwhile somewhere in a forest

Zetsu: Oh where am I going to find someone that's evil!

Back in the Desert

Deidara: Okay time to steal Gaara. Okay GAARA! COME OUT HERE!

Gaara: WHAT!

Deidara: Were going to have an epic fight!

Gaara: Okay!

Random Guy: Blah, blah, blah, CHASE!

Gaara: SAND COFFIN!

Deidara: What oh… WHAT THE ****! THAT WAS MY HAND!

Gaara: So!

Deidara: GO SPIDER BOMBS!

Gaara: HA! Sand Ball

Deidara: HA! YOU FAIL! 1, 2, 3 BOMB!

Gaara: DOH CRAP!

Meanwhile back in the forest

Zetsu: Hello who are you?

_: I am Obito but now I go by the name Tobi.

Zetsu: What happened to the other half of you're body?

Tobi: It got cut off by a rock…

Zetsu: Okay then you want to join the Akatsuki?

Tobi: YES!

Zetsu: Okay come back to the Hideout with me then.

Back in the Desert

Deidara: Oh holding a dead body is so fun! Riding on a bird also way to fun!

Puppet Master: I see the plan went well.

Deidara: Oh yes… VERY WELL. I got something from him, he got something from me.

Puppet Master: Hmm… It seems you're in need of a hand…

Deidara: Shut the heck up.

Back at the Hideout

Pain: Okay let's see how your mission went… okay so Hidan it says here all you did was pray… Go pray that next time you'll actually kill someone!

Hidan: I'll pray harder next time.

Pain: No just don't even pray at all.

Hidan: ... During missions right! I HAVE TO DO IT SOME TIME!

Pain: Fine just not during missions. Now Kakuzu it says here you got 50 bucks and you defeated Naruto Uzumaki!

Kakuzu: Well… I might have made that part up…

Pain: DID YOU MAKE IT UP!

Kakuzu: YYyyyess!

Pain: Ugh, just give me half of the money and I'll let you go.

Kakuzu: Okay here's 24 dollars.

Pain: It's supposed to be 25!

Kakuzu: WELL TO BAD!

Pain: Fine take the stupid money.

Meanwhile back in the Forest

Zetsu: So Tobi what evil have you done?

Tobi: Umm let's see what Tobi did… AH! Tobi unleashed a Ninetails Fox upon the Hidden Leaf Village, Tobi killed the Uchiha clan, and Tobi through a rock at Naruto.

Zetsu: HAHA! Tobi you're so funny!

Tobi: Is Tobi a Guud Boy!

Zetsu: Yes Tobi is a good boy.

Tobi: YA!

Zetsu: Pain well be happy once we get out of this forest and into our hideout

Back at the Hideout

Pain: Okay let's see how your mission went… okay so Hidan it says here all you did was pray… Go pray that next time you'll actually kill someone!

Hidan: I'll pray harder next time.

Pain: No just don't even pray at all.

Hidan: ... During missions right! I HAVE TO DO IT SOME TIME!

Pain: Fine just not during missions. Now Kakuzu it says here you got 50 bucks and you defeated Naruto Uzumaki!

Kakuzu: Well… I might have made that part up…

Pain: DID YOU MAKE IT UP!

Kakuzu: YYyyyess!

Pain: Ugh, just give me half of the money and I'll let you go.

Kakuzu: Okay here's 24 dollars.

Pain: It's supposed to be 25!

Kakuzu: WELL TO BAD!

Pain: Fine take the stupid money.

Meanwhile back in the Forest

Zetsu: So Tobi what evil have you done?

Tobi: Umm let's see what Tobi did… AH! Tobi unleashed a Ninetails Fox upon the Hidden Leaf Village, Tobi killed the Uchiha clan, and Tobi through a rock at Naruto.

Zetsu: HAHA! Tobi you're so funny!

Tobi: Is Tobi a Guud Boy!

Zetsu: Yes Tobi is a good boy.

Tobi: YA!

Zetsu: Pain well be happy once we get out of this forest and into our hideout