A/N This isn't the story I said I was going to write at the end of my last story but, I am working that one out still. This one is funny though.

Disclaimer: If I owned it I would not have the same name as the guy who tried to kill Tony.

"Oh come on Zee-Vah! You expect me to believe you've never had an Icee?" Tony asked dumbfounded. "No and I don't understand the attraction of ice I mean why not just drink water?" Ziva explained. "It's not ice well it is it's just flavored" Tony explained "are you sure you didn't have them when you were younger?" "No they sound to childish for my fathers liking I didn't even have a soda til my second year at NCIS." Ziva said. "Well that changes today! I'm going to burger king and getting you a mixed one! Cherry and cola it's amazing!" Tony cried grabbing his keys "Going for lunch boss!"

Twenty minutes later Tony returned with his burger and Ziva's icee. "Here try it." Tony demanded. "No...I" Ziva stammered. "Come on one sip and I won't make fun of your driving for ine week." Tony pleaded "McWitness put that on record". "Recorded" McGee said. "Well I guess we have a deal then" Ziva said taking the drink from Tony. She took a sip and her eyes lit up it was the second cutest thing Tony ever saw the first being seeing a ninja be taken aback by a brain freeze.