Hey everyone, Nimloth checking in. Yes, I know unusual, Andu`nie usually writes but nope not this one. This one is done by me. The great Nimloth

Sadly I'm not quite as good at English as And`uine but I try and it doesn't come out all bad

So here is the third installment of the Mary Sue Hunters



Mary Sue Hunters: Freelance Phoenix

Name: Karmah

Position: Freelancer

Eye Color: Hazel green

Hair Color: Waist length blonde hair with red streaks

Hunter since: unknown

Number caught (on record):

Weapons of choice: scythe (staff) and 'alternates'

And so we begin



The sun was warm on her skin and she could hear the waterfall upstream trickling into the tiny swimming hole. Rainforest birds were twittering and she heard some sort of fluffy animal scurry out to the waters edge to drink. For once in her life, Karmah was almost totally relaxed.

This week was a rare vacation in her hectic life of Mary Sue hunting and running her freelance organization. She'd chosen this place specifically for its isolation. Far away from any form of civilization, the tiny rainforest cabin was perfect for the freelancer to take a break 'No one can reach me, I'm all alone and-'

RIIIIIIING



Karmah winced at the sound. 'Ok people can reach me' she grunted and groped around the rock she was lying on, catching her mobile phone before it vibrated off the ledge into the water below. Flipping the phone open, Karmah refused to open her eyes for fear of her tranquil paradise being a dream.

"What?" she mumbled into the phone, wondering why on Earth she'd left it on, cursing silently at whoever had decided to call her.

"Where are your manners Miss Karmah?" Angels voice quipped on the other end. Karmah grunted something unprintable, and sighed

"I'm on vacation, Angel, there had better be some multi-universal disaster for this call." She was not pleased to hear from the second-in-command of the official Mary Sue hunters.

"Well we not exactly sure what's going on. We have a bunch of reviewers stationed at Hogwarts but none of them have reported to us in a while."

Karmah frowned. "Why do you need me? It doesn't sound serious. Send a newbie or a junior in."

"Afraid we can't. The Sue sent fangirls into Middle Earth and we've got every available Hunter, Flamer and rouge character we have taking care of that. Its only me and our senior officer, Gil, holding down the fort here." Angel explained.

"And your stupid regulations stop you or Gil from going 'cause you need at least two Hunters in headquarters at all times."

"Right." Angel sounded almost desperate.

"I'm doubling my fees for this. You own me." Karmah hit the call end button furiously. Back to *BEEP*ing work.



Karmah arrived at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry right on sunset. At first glance, nothing seemed wrong, but the blonde freelancer could feel in her bones that something was awry. As if on cue, the front doors burst open and a junior hunter ran, bawling, from the castle. He barely glanced at Karmah as he fled, running for all he was worth. Karmah quirked and eyebrow and pulled out her mobile.

"Angel, here"

"Ok spill it, What's really going on here?"

"Hello Karmah," Angel was amused. "Are you at

Hogwarts?"

"Don't give me that." Karmah fairly growled, "I just saw one of your juniors running for his life." She shifted her staff from hand to hand feeling angry.

"I don't really know whats going on. That was a new recruit who I send in to do a small investigation a few days ago. We lost contact with him the same day I called."

"Well you got your multi-universal disaster. The castle is fairly oozing with bad vibes. I'll need my specialist equipment for this."

"Shall I send for the bobby pins and crayons?" Angel always seemed to find Karmah's weaponry amusing and she rarely missed an opportunity to mock her.

"Yes, the bobby pins, but the crayons must be top quality. No of those cheap no-name ones, got it?"

Angel chuckled and hung up

Karmah glared at the phone and headed for the castle. Whatever was causing the problem was going to be sorry it ever interrupted her vacation. Oh yes. This time anyone who got in her way was going down.

Karmah flicked up the collar of the leather jacket and strode into the entrance.



Ok peoples, that's it for now. But never fear the next chap is almost done. Should be up by the end of the week

Laters Nimloth *~*The white blossom*~*