One day saya was walking around the beach when she ran into a couple on the beach with kids and shes like "hey who are you?" and like the kids were like "OMG! im renton and eureka! and these are our kids?" and saya was like "whoa! but youre like 15 and you already have 3 kids? someone gets busy everynight huh?" and totally winks and nudges at renton, and renton like blushes and eureka is all like "renton, what does she mean by getting busy?" and then renton gets all nervous and is like "nothing! nothing!"

so then renton and eureka told about how they got lost and stuff and saya was like "oh ok well let me get that piece of mancandy over there named hagi and we will help you!" and then like hagi came along cuz he does like whatever saya says and like hes so hot and stuff... yeah hot, and like even eureka was blushing and giggling around hagi cuz he's hot! GO HAWTNESS!!

so then they all walked around and like decided to leave the kids with david, but david being the child neglator that he is, just dropped them off wherever kai and the little brother are, and yeah. anyways, who cares. back to eureka and renton and saya and hagi adn ZOMG hawtness!!

ok so then they all went around walking and then renton&eureka were like "what about nirvash? he is like lonely and stuff and hurt!" and then like behind him was roger and norman and roger was like "oh its ok, w'll just have big o keep him company" and so roger called up big o and then like big o and nirvash all had a fun time, and as it turns out the nirvash is like a girl and big o is a boy so yeah they had a REAL good time ;) ;)

so anyways, roger and norman decied to join them cuz they can and it makes me fanfic taht more fun!

so then like eureka, renton, saya, hagi, roger, and norman were walking in a forest and heard some like rustling and like out jumped out someone and they were like:

WINDSCAR!!!!!

and then like norman took out this awesome big ass gun cuz he rocks and gunned him down, and then like inyuasha was like "HAHA YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME CU... oh shit! im bleeding! WTF?? ah stupid firecat robe this thing is only resistant to fire nothing about bullets!"and then like inyuasha dies cuz theres no guns in the futile error, actually there is but he's not in the futile era is he? nooooo because he took a wrong turn in the tunnel when he was going to chase after kagome and ended up in me fanfic! yay!

ok so then like kagome came out and she was like all sad but then koga showed up and offered her support and she went with him and it turns out that in a moment of weakness slept with him and married him and baried his half wolfy demon children which shippo ended up meeting later on and becoming shippo's rival. yay rivals!!

so like that was of no use, and so they kpet on walking and they were tired so then they heard something so they ran onto this desrt hill and like i dunno how they ended up going from aforest to a desert but whatever, and then like they saw two guys fighting and they were loud cuz they were like

"KKKKAAAAZZZZZUUUUMMMMAAAA!!"

"RRRRIIIIIIIIYYYYYUUUUUUOOOOOO!!!!"

andthen like they stopped to watch cuz it was funny and stuff and then like straight cougar showed up and he was like"

((by the way the following should be read as fast as you can without taking any breaths))

"helloiamstraightcougarandiseethatyouaresittingandlookingatthetwoguysfightingandmyphilosphyisthatifyourgonnabelostthenwhynotbelostinstylebecausethereisnosenseinenjoyinganythingifyoucannothavesomeculturinyourlifesopleaseallowmetotransportyoubacktowhereyoucamefromwithmyradicalgoodspeeeeeed"

and take a BIG breath phew

so then like straight cougar could only fit like 2 people in his car cuz he had like some stuff in the back but thats ok cuz he is so fast and he drove everyone back to where eureka&renton live and like in only 3 mins. cuz he rocks!

THE END.