It's Just a Ribbon!
This CrackFic takes place during A Short Temper, chapter two of my story The Vessel. For complete amusement of this story I recommend that you take a few minutes to read said chapter, or even the whole story….
It was mine and I wanted it back, now. My fists curled, ready to fight for the object in question if I had to. "Why do you want it so badly?" Cloud toned. "I mean, it's just a necklace." As he began to close his mouth, he realized that he had just made a deadly mistake.
I slowly stood from the stool, keeping my breaths even and steady. I moved over to Cloud, smiling at Tifa. I leaned over his legs, placing my hand on his forearm. Sliding my hand up his arm, I found my target. The slim red ribbon tied in a bow soon found itself untied and being swung in the air.
I leapt away, crying, "It's just a ribbon!"
Cloud, swearing loudly, jumped up after me and ran at me, grabbing the core blade from the counter where it lay. Still yelling, he chopped at my head with wild strokes.
The Cloud who now followed me was a chibi, and a chibi Tifa ran after him, trying to calm us both down. "Give it back you little-"
His last word was lost in my taunts.
Suddenly, we heard the cries of an ape echo through the building, and before we could question what the fuck that was, all three of us found ourselves flat on our asses; the banana peels disappeared as we watched in shock.
Cloud reclaimed the poor ribbon before I could recover, determined not to question the strangeness of the banana peels, seeing as he had seen stranger…
A/N:
K so this piece was soooo hard for me to write, cause I mean my specialty is dramatic and tragic stories, not crackfics. But I hope that my random humor came across, though when I planned it out in my head it was much more amusing…but I tried!
