Yuuma's Kappa

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid, but I purchased the Vocaloid 4 engine and v4 flower, so maybe it counts? Also I do not own Nintendo and Adventure Time (if you got the little scene)

My first Vocaloid fanfic! I don't see a lot of VY1xVY2 fanfics here, but they're my favorite pair and their voices blend together smoothly too, next to MikuxKaito, RinxLen, LukaxGakupo, IAxYOHIOloid, TetoxRuko, etc...

So here it is!

Yuuma glared at the small, plump and green kappa before him. It gave him a heated vibe, and as they stared at each other, it seemed as if they were having a conversation with their minds.

"Your hair is pink, its so girly." the kappa seemed to say.

This made Yuuma angry. Next to Meiko, Yuuma never kept a good temper, that's why everybody feared him, well, except for a couple of peeps.

"Oh yeah? Well you... uh... " Yuuma stuttered. "W-WELL-GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!"

Out of nowhere, Gumi popped out, crunching on a carrot with her ruby red goggles on her eyes. "What did you say?"

"GET. THE. HELL. OUT. GUMI."

"Okay, bro, whatever."

Yuuma turned back to the kappa. It continued to mock him.

"You and Mizki will never get together. Nobody ships you."

That was the last straw.

With one swift move, Yuuma lifted the helpless kappa with brute force, and sent it flying out the window, disappearing.

Meanwhile Mizki was at the park playing with her Nintendo when all of a sudden-

SQUEAK!

She jumped when something soft and squeaky bounced off her head. When she looked down, all she saw was a kappa.

A very familiar kappa.

"Huh? Are you... Yuuma-kun's kappa?"

The kappa just blinked innocently.

Sighing, Mizki fished out her phone dialed Yuuma. His phone answered after four rings.

"WHAT?! WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?!" He roared.

"Umm... Yuuma-kun?"

Yuuma froze when he heard Mizki's small, frightened voice. Quickly he pitched up his voice. "Herro! Wrong number hahaha bye!" he quickly pressed the end button.

Mizki blinked and redialed. She waited until he answered.

"Oh, hey Mi-chan, what's up?"

"Yuuma-kun! Hey! How are you?"

"Great. You?"

"Never better. Listen, I found this kappa and I was wondering if its yours."

Yuuma flinched at the word 'kappa'. Rapidly he answered, "NoIdon'tknowanykappaIdon'thaveakappaneverseenonebeforeinmylifewhat'sakappabye!" Again he pressed reject.

A knock on the door startled him, and he opened it a bit, light revealing only his mouth.

"Umm... o-ohayo... minna-san..."

Mizki tilted her head. He had been watching too much Adventure Time. "Are you speaking in Japanese?"

"Uh... ah-huh."

"Will you let me in?"

"Um... y-yeah." He opened the door completely. He scratched his hair, looking embarrased.

"What's up Mizki?"

"I have a gift. Here." she placed a blue box on his hands. Before he could say anything else, she leaned forward and kissed him lightly on the lips.

She smiled at his reaction, and waved. "See you later."

When he regaines his senses, Yuuma took a deep breath before opening the box.

He screamed.

From a corner, Gumi watched as the pink haired man screamed at the box on his hands. "Wow. What an idiot."

End

Author's Note:

Okay so if you didn't get why Yuuma screamed, its because his kappa has returned and ready for revenge. And no, no sequel. The part where Yuuma speaks in Japanese is that one part in Adventure Time where Lady's parents visit Jake. He spoke in Korean, originally.

Imma go out and watch Camp Sawi all night with my popcorn.

Please Read and Review minna!