Alex: I totally own both fandoms!

Sarah: … No, you don't… *deadpans*

Alex: Who knows. I may be a Blizzard employee or Gosho in disguise~!

Sarah: O_o; Oi. Seriously, I'm probably one of the few people who can actually PUT UP WITH YOU.

Alex: … *sweatdrops* Nice introduction for my Co-writer who will probably be sharing my account.

Sarah: Hi! ^_^

Alex: *sweatdrops at her sudden change of mood* Uh… -awkward-

Sarah: What? I am kinda THE owner of this account. _

Alex: Ok then, Enjoy this little…. Crack fanfic? Done by Alex W. Elvian and Sarah Yue.

Sarah: What's with the "W"?

Alex: It make me sound more sophisticated.

Sarah: … *promptly puts her head on desk and bashes it a few times*

Alex: Ignore her for now! On with the fic! :D

The Ultimate Win

It was a peaceful day in Azeroth - Or for Azertothian standards.

"KYAAAAAA!" Saphiremoon screams, smacking a orc square on the forehead with her pointy *too pointy* staff, causing the said orc to fall into a peaceful *forceful * slumber. "You. Just. Got. Owned!"

Conan, totally innocent, stands to the side, sweatdropping, staring at the "peaceful" scene.

Then, you can hear a very loud shot of victory come from the Alliance side.

"WE WON!" – Maybe a few "about times" and "Finally!"

At the end of the battle, Saphiremoon was busy with her friends chatting. Conan – unfortunately for him – Came in the midst of chatter, and heard "Thanks to the little shinigami, we won!" coming from Saphire, totally unknowing.

"Shinigami?"

Saphire then abruptly turns to Conan, looking upward, totally missing him.

"Down here."

Saphire then looks down, then giggles. "Ah, sorry kid. Not used to your size. Youre about the size of a gnome. I try to avoid the temptation to punt them, so I stay away…"

Conan looks at her, giving her a glare that could kill anyone BUT Saphire.

"Just kidding. Don't really like Gnomes, but I can put up with them 'cause they are at least cute."

Conan's stare then grows darker, causing her Hunter friends to "feign death". You could hear thumps of hunter falling, anime style.

"So, what was the reason I was dragged to a Battlefield, of all places?" he states, clearly annoyed with the antics of this mischievous night elf.

She pauses, then gives him a Kuroba worthy cheeky grin. "We're you watching the Horde side?"

Conan's eyes then went elsewhere, clearly thinking. "Ah, yes.." suddenly, his eyes narrow, while Saph's friends dialate. "A significant amount promptly dropped dead, or were –"

"Killed by their own, yes. Assassinated."

It was Conan's turn for his eyes to dialate. "Eh? Why?"

"All because of you, ya chibi shinigami!"

Conan then promptly sat down, and headdesked.

Saph, all the while, was laughing at his expressions.

~End~

No flames, or they will be promptly snuffed to death, or punted… *How can you punt flames?*

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