Title: The teeny weeny problem.

Characters: Hank Hall (Hawk), Don Hall (Dove), and several other JLU characters.

Summary: Hank has a teeny weeny problem with his brother.

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Hank Hall stared in horror at his the object in his hands. He quickly placed it in his oversized coat and headed towards the door. Before he grabbed the handle to pull the door open, he muttered the word 'Hawk' and changed into his costume. After all, he was in the Justice League Watchtower and secret identities were a must. Batman would kill him otherwise. Hawk ignored the bulge the object left in his costume and headed out of the room.

He could not belief what his brother had done, he was in so much shock he hadn't punched anything. Of course, that would probably change soon, since he was walking up to the team of Blue and Gold. The Gold one was bound to piss him off. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold; the two men Don swore were a couple; Don and his teenager thoughts.

"Oi, have you two seen Dove?" Hawk asked.

"Nuh," Booster Gold said.

"Yes, we did," Blue Beetle said, rolling his eyes. "We just saw him; he's down in the cafeteria. Why?"

"Oh, just looking for him," Hawk said, his eye twitching, his anger building. "I'll see you blokes later."

"Right," Beetle said.

"Hey Ted, you wanna know the ending of Ha-"

"Shut. Up." Hawk heard Blue Beetle growls as he headed towards the elevator, were Fire, Flash, Hawkgirl and Batman stood waiting. Hawk sighed, he hated going down the elevator with the Flash. He joined the group.

"Hey, Hawkie," Flash grinned, "How's it going?"

"Yeah, so-so," Hawk said.

"Do you ever say that you're well?" Flash asked, turning to Batman. "Sometimes, I think maybe he's your long lost son or something. You should make him your next Dick."

"What?!" Hawk cried, outraged, as Batman seethed out two words.

"No! NAMES!"

"Calm down, Bru- Batman," Flash smirked, as Fire and Hawkgirl smothered a laugh. The elevator finally opened revealing Superman, Creeper, Black Canary, Question, Shining Knight, Vigilante, a few staff members, a green dog, and finally behind every one with a smirk on his face was Dove.

"YOU!" Hawk growled. His anger exploded as he stomped to his brother, pushing everyone out of the way, he stepped on the dog's tail before he grabbed his brother by the collar and lifted him two feet into the air. "Where is it!? You egg-headed piece of crap!"

"Hawk," Superman said, sharply. Dove smirked at his older brother his legs swinging as though he was sitting on a high chair. "Put your brother down."

"So help me God," Hawk growled, both his eyes twitching madly. "Where did you put them!?"

"You know, it's been a month and a half since it came out," Dove smirked, "You just noticed them missing."

"DON! GIVE ME THEM! DON'T MAKE ME CALL DAD!" Hawk roared.

"Okay, okay," Dove grinned. "You only just got up to the final three chapters of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

"Wait, you pulled out the last three chapters of the last Harry Potter book," Flash asked in shock, as Hawk dropped Dove. The smaller hero slowly backed away from his brother.

"I'm more stunned that Hawk reads Harry Potter," Batman drawled.

"Let alone reads," Wonderwoman murmured, softly to Hawkgirl.

"Hey, you wanna know what happens, Hawkie," Don said, before blurting out the entire ending. He grinned smugly, only to notice he wasn't receiving a death stare from Hawk, but Hawkgirl, Black Canary, Shining Knight, the dog, and finally Batman. "I'll er, take that as my cue to run, Seeya!"

With that Don spun around and ran as fast as he could, the other heroes running after him in fury.

"Arrff! Arrff!"

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The dog by the way was Beast Boy.

That was fun, a good break from writing Knocked Up.

Peace and Chicken Grease.

Afro