Oneshut , non yaoi
Only an idea that i was thinking about and when i spoke with my friend about that , she helped me to mkae it alot funnier .
Thank you pancake :) this is for ya !
The voodoo alchemist
"Al look what I found " the blond twelve-years old said and grinned . He held a thick book about alchemy in his left , and a piece of chalk in his right. " A book about alchemy ? " the eleven-years old asked in wonder . " Not just any book about alchemy " the blond's grin just got wider .
"Here have a look" the youth handed the green book to the younger sibling to see , then folded his arms in expectation . "A book about voodoo alchemy ? " Al said in disbelif " I didn't know that creating a voodoo doll by alchemy is possible !" .
"Neither did I ... shell we try it !? " the short said in intolerance . Al gazed into the orbs that were full in a lit fire" I don't know..." he hesitated . " Let's try it Al ! it can't hurt anybody " . "Of course it can !" if Al could work any other expression , he'd probably give him some look .
" I swear I won't do anything bad " he smiled a wide smile , the kind of a smile that you can't really trust on , but also the smile that you can't avoide it unless you say yes .
"Uhhh... okay , but be carful " . The blond nodded and then took off a black hair from his coat . " You see the man over there? " he asked and pointed to a black haired man over his shoulder . The man was reading a newspaper , it was the perfect chance to test this ' voodoo alchemy ' thing .
"Yes " Al said .
"Well when I was searching for a book this man accidentally bumped into me , so , I'd to check this on him . And I won't do anything that would hurt him . When we finish we can destroy it with alchemy " Ed said , then turned aroud and walked to the nearest desk .
" So.. what matirial should we use to make the doll ?" Al asked and glanced around . " It says here that we need to use only paper " the blond answerd . " We have enough of that in here , I think that three , maybe four pieces of paper will be enough for the doll . We need to use five pieces , so we can draw the array on one of them" .
"Okay " Al nodded , then quickly stood up and walked to the counter direstion . He came back with a few papers , a pen , and a pin . " A pin ? " the blond asked in curiosity .
" Insted of kicking the doll , or shaking it till the man gets sick , we should only give it a little stab in its hand " . " That sounds right " Ed nodded and glanced at the man .
The blond quickly drew the array on the paper , then they both put their palms on it . The transformation was'nt too loud . It was pefect , since they were at the library .
The doll had a look of a lame old puppet , but it didn't really make any different . " On three .." he whispered , a grin appeard on his face as they counted slowly and quietly " One...Two .. three" ..
Ed gently stabbed the dolls back . " It didn't work ...? " he whispered in disappointment .
Ed stood up and walked to the counter " I'll be back right away " he smirked " I'll ask for a staple gun "
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" Ouch ! .." Roy slowly rubbed his back with a frown on his face . " What is it sir ?" Hawkeye raised her head from the forms she was reading .
" It feels like something keeps on stabbing me in my back " .
" Maybe it's only the pressure from work sir "
" I guess you're right " Roy sighed and sat back in his place .
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" Well , so lets try something else " the blond roughly shook the doll , yet the man didn't make any sound nor movement , he didn't even looked surprise or hurt .
" Al I think we faild " he said , then stood up " Let's go back to Tucker's house.. maybe Nina would like to have this doll "
" Yeah " Al said , then followed Ed out .
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" I .. feel sick.. " Roy slightly rubbed his tummy and leaned his head on the desk " Gah.. damnit"
" You should drink some water.. " Hawkeye suggested , then looked back on the papers .
" Yes .. I will" Roy slowly stood up , and walked in an unsteady way towards the door.
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" We're here " Ed walked into the yard and scowled when he saw a piece of feces on the lawn . It was'nt his house , yet he didn't want to leave it that way " Alexander ! " he shouted angrily .
The big light brown dog appeard in less than a second next to Ed's spot " Sit ! " . Alexander quickly sat down on his butt and gaily panted . Ed pointed on the piece of feces on the lawn , then back to the dog and shouted " Bad dog ! " .
The dog's glance turned into the doll in Ed's hand . He swiftly bit it and tried to take it out of the blond's hand . " No ! bad dog " the twelve-years old tried to fight back , but it didn't help , the dog was really strong " Brother you should just let go " Al suggest but Ed paid it no mind " No , we could give it to Nina "
After a long time of fighting against the dog he let go , and so did the dog . The doll flew in the air , right into the piece of .. " poop!" .
Ed's mouth widely opened in disbelif " Damnit " he growled . " That's okay brother , we can always make Nina a new doll " Al said in efford to calm his older sibling .
Ed slightly nodded " I guess you're right".
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Roy's nose twitched a bit .He quickly cocked his head , his eyes widned as he looked around . "What is it sir ? " Hakeyes sighed and put the forms back on the desk " You're acting strangly today " . Yeah , what happened to you today ? " Havoc asked . Roy wore an expression of digust on his face as he's standing up and knitting his eyebrown .
" Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Gah xD I hope you like it guys .. this idea came into my mind two days ago and I wanted to write it already .
Thank you so much for reading !
