Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Twilight characters...I just stole--borrowed them! They belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Chapter 1: That's my body!
"Ugh!" I said. "My head hurts...why am I on the...?" Her eyes widened in shock. I saw the rest of the children of the Cullen family sleeping on the ground. Sleeping?! I ran over to Edward and shook him.
"Edward! Wake up!" I shouted. "Rise and shine?" He didn't budge. Ooooh! Super-sensitive vampire hearing! I thought. I took a deep breath and shouted, "Wake up!!" Everybody sprang up. I think it was louder than I had expected. Edward looked at me.
"What do you want?" he asked rudely. Edward never used that tone with me. "You guys were sleeping! Vampires don't sleep!" They were all shocked. Alice raised an eyebrow.
"He actually said something smart." What? Alice is usually hyper and loud. Hey! that was mean! Wait a second...HE?!
Edward groaned. "Well, if we were sleeping, then you shouldn't have woke me up from my beauty sleep!" I started laughing and my laughter was really loud. Edward started to glare at me.
"Edward...beauty sleep?!" Everybody started to laugh except Alice and Edward. Edward suddenly looked confused.
"I'm not Edward..." He said. "I'm Alice." Everybody stopped laughing. Alice started to speak up.
"I'm Edward, Emmett." Alice stated. What?! Has the world gone crazy?! Wha...EMMETT?!
I shouted, "Whoa, whoa, whoa...I am not Emmett!" Jasper went to me and hugged me.
"It's okay sweetie...everybody has gone mad..." Jasper said softly. I looked shocked Jasper would never do that to me! Sweetie?!
"Jasper what are you doing?" Jasper pulled away and looked at me in the eye.
"What are you--?" He was cut of by Edward.
"JASPER CULLEEEEEN!! DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOU'RE GAAAAAY!! HOW DARE YOU?! WE ARE MARRIED!!"Edward screamed. M-married?!
"Edward...are you gay? M-married?" I stuttered.
"I am not gay!" Alice screamed. "And I'm Edward, Emmett!" There's Emmett again...
"I am not Jasper!" Jasper screeched. "I'm Rosalie!" R-Rosalie?! Oh right! Jasper would never do that...only to Alice. I saw Rosalie. She looked very shocked. Alice started to look around.
"Where's Bella?" she asked. Huh?!
"I'm right here!" I shouted. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy. Edward handed me a mirror. I looked at my reflection and gasped. I screamed really loud.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Everybody covered their ears. "I.AM.EMMETT?!"
"Wait...so, you're Bella?" Alice asked. I nodded furiously. "Okay...then where's you body?"
"I don't know..." Edward started to jump up down clapping. It was really weird.
"I found her! Right behind that couch!" he pointed. So, he really was Alice. I went around the couch and saw my body sleeping. So, that's how I look like, when I sleep. I was drooling. Or my body was drooling.
I started to shout, "Wake up!!" My body quickly jumped up.
"Wha...? Why do I feel tired?" My body asked. I'm guessing this was Emmett.
"You're in my body and I'm in your body, Emmett." I explained. He stared at me for a moment, until his eyes widened.
"Huh?! What?! My?! What?! How?! When?! Where?! Why?! Wh-?!" he started rambling so, I covered his...my...whatever! Mouth. Emmett was panicking, but he stopped when he started to smile.
"So, I'm in Bella's body eh?" he had a mischievous look. What was he doing?
"Don't even think about it!" Alice or Edward screamed. "I don't need my powers to figure out that!" What? Then, i figured it out. Pervert...
"Okay, okay I won't do that!" he shouted. "So...everybody is in different bodies?" I nodded. He gasped.
"Rosalie?!" he called. Jasper went to him.
"Yes, B--Emmett?" Emmett grimaced.
"Are you gay, Jasper?" he asked. Ja--Rosalie became furious.
"I.AM.ROSALIE!" she spat. Emmett blinked a few times.
"Oh! Switch and the body and the yeah..." I sighed.
"I guess you have my powers, Alice..." Edward said." And I have yours. Man! I can't touch Bella!" he pouted.
"Here!" Emmett lent out my body's arm. Edward glared at him. We were quiet for awhile. Then, as always Emmett broke the silence.
"I'M HUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!" he screamed.
Yay! Emmett's human in Bella's body!! Don't worry I'll post the next chappie soon!!
Monica-san
