To tell you the truth,I was bored. So I typed this. NONSENSE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!


Dian Wei,age 3

"MUM! I'm going out to play with Xu Zhu!!!" Dian Wei yelled through the house.

"Alright,come back before 6 pm...." his mother's voice came out of the kitchen.

Dragging the flail he received on his birthday,Dian Wei gave a toothy grin and yelled back," I'll remember,without flail!"


Zhang He,age 3

"What's this? I thought I said I wanted barbie dolls!" Zhang He looked at his Autobot figurine in distaste.

"What's this again?! I said I wanted a hair slide!" Zhang He whined at the sight of his present,a Bob The Builder helmet.

"Well,son," said Mr Zhang uncomfortably. "We couldn't find them at the boy's section..."

Zhang He sighed. He picked his last unopened present,given by Sima Yi,his neighbour's son.

"Ah?? What's this?"

He scrutinised the squarish thin box.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! PARIS HILTON'S CD!"


Sima Yi,aged 3

"Hi Sima Yi. Whatchoo doin'?" a chirpy voice came behind Sima Yi.

"Chunhua?!" Sima Yi turned in fright.

"Hi there." Chunhua dazzled Zhongda with a smile.

"Uh-oh."

"GIRLS,HE'S OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chunhua turned back and yelled. Then all of a sudden 4 girls were chasing one boy.


Zhuge Liang,age 3

"100 x 100 equals to ten thousand," Zhuge Liang recited out loud.

"E equals MC square..............."

Zhuge Jin and Zhuge Jun looked at their brother worriedly.

"Are you sure he's normal?" Jin was worried.

"Nope,"replied Jun.


That's all.... I hope I can come up with more! So stay tuned if you like it. If not,click on the browser's back button.

- 天月