Authors Note- Okay, so I have always loved humorous stories, especially one where Emmett pulls pranks. So I thought, What the Heck? Why not write one? So here is my lame attempt at a humorous 5-shot (?)
DISCLAIMER- I won the Twilight series in a bet. No seriously, my friend lost a bet and I got her copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. You don't believe me? Ya, well, neither do I because it's not true.
Bella's POV
"Come on, Emmett! You have to tell me what you're going to do to Edward! I promise I won't tell and he can't read my mind so he can't figure it out!"
"Bella, I see your point, but come on squirt. He could just "dazzle" you!"
"But I'm a vampire! I can just dazzle him right back!" I looked at him with puppy dog eyes, hoping that I could get him to change his mind.
"Ugh, fine. I'll tell you." I smiled with triumph. "Okay, so I'm gonna…"
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It was two days after our little chat, and Emmett and I were getting things ready for the big prank. After Emmett had gone through the four phases of his plan, we took a trip to Wal-Mart to get supplies.
We had loaded up on spray paint, shaving cream, sharpies, syrup, feathers, glitter, glue, pink paper, and any other random thing that Emmett just happen to set his eyes on.
We were now preparing phase one. Emmett and I were in the garage, setting things up in their appropriate places.
The plan was as follows:
PHASE 1- Edward and Alice would get into the Volvo to go "shopping." (Alice, Rosalie, and Jasper were in on it too.) Alice would blast the radio, and shout at Edward in her head so he couldn't hear Emmett. Then, Emmett and I would emerge from our hiding places, staying low to the ground, and use the hot pink spray paint, glues, feathers and glitter that we had bought to write random things on Edwards car like, "the love mobile," or "I have an undying devotion to Mike Newton."
PHASE 2- Edward would get to the mall, hopefully without seeing the "decorations", and would get out and be furious. Meanwhile, Emmett and I will have ran to the mall as fast as we could with our sharpies, pink paper, and shaving cream, and wait for Alice to force Edward inside without letting him wash his car. Then, Emmett and I would get into his car, Spray shaving cream everywhere, and write little love notes to him from Jessica and Lauren, and to her from Mike. (She was supposed to pretend to be in on it.)
PHASE 3- They would come out of the mall, and get in the car, and be even more furious. Edward would drive home and have plans to kill us all, save for me of course, and bring us back so he could kill us again. He loved his car almost as much as he loved me. Before they would get home though, we will have been there for hours, giving us time to dye our hair random colors, make the house all weird, and put on crazy outfits. The plan was to make him think that he was going crazy. He would then get so weirded out, that he would grab Alice, who was going to have to be an excellent actress to pull this off, and insist that they go hunting.
PHASE 4- While they were gone, we would have to clean up everything at vampire speed, clean up is car, and make it look like nothing had happened. When they got back, we would pretend nothing happened and hope that he would convince himself that he had gone nutzo on us.
This was going to be sweet.
A/N- Okay, so i hope you didnt hate it, and i'll probly update soon. but only if i get at least 3 reviews. that is, if anyone reads this. if not, then i feal stupid for talking to no one. please review. pppppllllleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!!
