Just a piece of nonsense that popped into my mind. Not sure what says about my mind though ...but hey it's the thought that counts.
Over the years Harry Pearce has received some very thoughtful Christmas presents…..
Helen Flynn: a box of single cup Earl Grey teabags
Jules Silviter: a CD Box set of Wagner's Ring Cycle.
Tessa Phillips: a picture of smoking gun.
Tom Quinn: a Saville Row tailored Kevlar vest.
Sam Buxton: a box of single cup Earl Grey teabags
Danny Hunter: a voucher for a parenting course.
Zoe Reynolds: a pair of maracas.
Fiona Carter: a 'Grinch that stole Christmas' tree ornament.
Adam Carter: a subscription to the Retired Greyhound Trust.
Colin Wells: a Darth Vader's ten tips for successful Management tea towel.
Oliver Mace: an ankle chain with attached concrete block accessory.
Juliet Shaw: a framed photograph of the Eiffel Tower (reverse reads 'ah memories')
Zafar Younis: Bombe Surprise Christmas Pudding for one.
Ros Myers: a fridge magnet bearing the motto 'Have a Haircut: Walk Tall'.
Lucas North: a bottle of prison brewed vodka.
Connie James: a DVD 'From Russia with Love'.
Jo Portman: a 'Keep Calm and Kill Mace' mug
Malcolm Wynn-Jones: "The Idiot's Guide to Computer Hacking" (illegal download as the book is unpublished and embargoed)
Dimitri Levendis: a plastic submarine bath toy.
Ben Kaplan: Top Trumps: Al-Qaida verision
Ruth Evershed: a Grand Tour map locating famous European graveyards.
Beth Bailey: a pot plant rooted in official Irish dirt.
Alec White: An invitation to his local AA 'don't bring a bottle' Christmas party.
Tariq Masood: a World Leaders 'Peace and Goodwill to all Men' mouse mat.
Callum Reed: 'The Christmas Cracker Joke Book.'
Erin Watts: a pair of designer gardening gloves.
Ilya Gavrik: a tortoise to brighten up the garden.
Jim Coaver: a Cold War Veteran's baseball shirt embellished a stars and stripes logo stating 'America won'.
Home Secretaries (plural): His P45 (always cancelled on Boxing Day as Harry knows all their personal secrets).
All the best for the season. Have a good and relaxing Christmas and New Year if possible - I know some folks will have to work.
