Since the dawn of time, humans have been causing horrible atrocities to all things Pokémon. They capture us, force us to fight, display us like dolls, and force us to perform unspeakable acts in daycare centers. For these reasons, I, Arceus have deemed that humankind shall no longer prosper; this will be a Pokémon world only. Each human will be transformed into a Pokémon. We will start with a few, Kadabras, Yamasks, and Ghost-types. Next, every single human guilty of enslaving Pokémon shall become one of us. Once that is completed, I personally see to it that every remaining human becomes a Pokémon.
"So… no more criminal gangs that keep trying to destroy the world?" Celebi asked.
"Yes," Arceus replied.
"No more getting trees chopped down by random kids?" Celebi was getting more and more excited.
"When all humans have been converted, your forest will grow to hundreds of acres."
Celebi's smile grew bigger as she asked the question that she had been thinking about her entire life.
"And… will I finally be able to marry?"
Arceus turned around to face Celebi with a confused look on his face. Pokémon was usually satisfied to mate once, leave their partner and then expect an egg later. Long-term relationships were quite unheard of.
"I suppose… though why do you choose to ask that of all questions?"
Celebi blushed. "Well…" she decided to change the subject "What's that?" she pointed to the large structure in the middle of the room. It was a golden tower made of girders of solid imperial gold. On the top was a pink pearl."
Arceus smiled. "That is our first major step. A beam of concentrated energy will be shot into the base, which will energize the pear and release a psychic blast that will remove the mental block that prevents humans from understanding Pokémon. Once that is done, we can easily gain followers that will assist in our cause."
"When will you do it?"
"In 6 hours. This is why I called you here; I need your power to fuel the machine. You should be enough to destroy the mental block."
"I am truly honored," Celebi said. In her head, she was ecstatic. Soon, she would finally be able to marry the Pokémon of her dreams!
As the hours passed, Arceus invited the other legendaries to witness "The first step into a brand-new Pokémon world". Celebi's head was in the clouds, thinking about what a Pokémon-only world would be like. No more battles, no more breeding, just existing for no reason. Suddenly, someone covered her eyes from behind
"Guess who?" a familiar voice said. Celebi giggled.
"Let me think... Mewtwo?"
"No."
"Arceus?"
"No."
"My future husband?"
"No… wait, what?" said Mew. Celebi turned around to face him, a smile was pulling at the edge of her face.
"Arceus just told me about his plan to convert humanity," she said, gleefully.
"So he told you?" replied Mew. "Man, if that's the case then he must be getting pretty serious about actually doing it. He was kinda reluctant to tell some of us. Can't imagine why he would." He paused a moment, looking at her expression. "Why do I get the feeling he told you something that he didn't tell me?"
"He... didn't tell you about the "first step" thing?" Celebi said, puzzled.
"No. Hang on, lemme see what he told you." Mew placed his hand on Celebi's head and reached in with his mind. He had read Celebi's mind multiple times before, and she had become quite fond of the feeling of Mew feeling his way through all of her thoughts and memories. Sometimes, Mew would do this just to make her feel nice. Mew soon found the memory and listened to the familiar voice of Arceus from his and Celebi's mind meld. Celebi watched Mew listen, waiting for his reaction.
In the mind meld...
Arceus: When all humans have been converted, your forest will grow to hundreds of acres.
Celebi: And... will I finally be able to marry?
Arceus: I suppose… though why do you choose to ask that of all questions?
Mew's eyes grew large. He pulled his hand away from Celebi's head.
"He said... Yes?" he said, his voice a mix of shock and excitement.
"Mew... we can finally get married," Celebi replied.
Mew didn't waste a single moment. He pulled out a small velvet box that he had been saving for this moment. He got down on one knee.
"Well, I don't see any point in waiting, we've been doing that for millennia." He said
Celebi cheeks turned a bright red; she could hardly contain her excitement. She had waited for this moment, quite literally, for an eternity, and now it was really happening!
"Celebi, we're taught that every Legendary has a purpose. And mine is to love and protect you till my days be over. So will you do me the honor of cementing this new Pokemon age in stone, with our marriage?" he said. He was honestly quite surprised that he had come up with such a good speech on the spot. He opened the box, revealing a beautiful silver ring, with a hint of pink, and a stunning emerald gem. Celebi could feel tears forming in her eyes (which was a bit odd, considering the fact that she was technically a plant) and she embraced Mew into a hug.
"Yes! I will marry you!"
Celebi kissed Mew, and the two legendaries cried tears of joy. Mew put the emerald ring onto Celebi's finger. For the two of them, it seemed that nothing could ever wrong in the world, especially a human-free one.
