The Four Little Kittens Part 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! No matter how much I beg, plead, or cry, I shall never own it!
One day in the office for the Hokage of the hidden leaf…
"Boys! I've got a mission for all of you!" shouted The Hokage to the five young men in front of her. "Duh! What other reason would we be here for granny?" stated the blond idiot of konaha. "By the way, why is it just us?" stated the boy formerly known as the "Avenger". "It's because. One, Sasuke just got back from konaha and needs fresh start with a mission! Two, I need the blonde baka to keep guard of duck ass on the mission." Hearing that, Naruto stuck his tongue at the Uchiha. "Three, White eyes over here has great vision! And can easily spot the enemy, or Sasuke trying to get away." "Wow, this woman really doesn't trust Uchiha." Neji thought to himself. "Four, Pineapple head over here is pretty smart so he'll be petty useful! And lastly, dog brea-""ENOUGH WITH THE NAMES!" The five shinobi said at the same time. "Okay, okay! Sheesh! Give me a break!" Said the fifth while rolling her eyes. "Kiba is gonnabe useful because of his tracking talent! Happy now?" "Whatever grandma!" Said the Blond Baka. "What did you just call me!" Said the hokage with a pissed expression plastered on her face. "N-nothing h-hokage-sama!" replied the now trembling idiot. "So what is the mission about, hokage-sama?" said the Hyuga prodigy. "You see boys; there are reports about somebody illegally purchasing cats." Said the hokage. "Cats! Why cats?"Said the Uchiha. "Nobody knows, it's probably his addiction." Said the hokage. "Hey! Kinda like Orochimaru to you! Ne, Sasuke-teme?" said Naruto, Sasuke twitched a brow to what his friend just said. "Exactly, now go along boys! Oh yeah! Go to the end of village and enter the old abandoned warehouse! And maybe buy some sake for me on the way!" Said Tsunade as the boys left her office.
-As the boys went on… other stuff happens…
END OF PART 1
