Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A red haired leader sat on the seat of his desk, reading the mission reports from his newly appointed group that had no name as of yet. He sighed heavily as he dropped the papers upon his desk. He exited the room, papers in hand. He stared at the members as they all stood around what seemed a waiting room. They held no coats or ring. The leader sighed again.
"Guys, if we're to be a fearsome evil organization to take over the world, we first need to know the simple rules of…grammar!"
They all stared in confusion. Sasori only pondered on what the hell was going on and Kisame could only think 'What's grammar?'
"Uh, leader, what's that word, gray-mer?!" the fish man asked. The leader put a fake smile.
"Well, first of all, it's GRAMMAR NOT GRAYMER! AND SECOND, you're a top S-Class ninja! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT IS GRAMMAR?!"
Kisame thought back to his past he was only a short three feet tall fish kid.
"Kisame, you're stupid!" the teacher yelled at him.
Shaking his head back to reality, he only stared at the red haired ninja before him.
"I'm stupid!"
"Kisame, I already know that! By your mission report, I have concluded that you are ALL STUPID!!! HOW CAN WE BE A FEARED ORGANIZATION IF WE CANNOT EVEN SPELL OUR NAMES?!"
The leader thought back to Deidara's mission report as he read the name: DAY-DAR-DA. Kakuzo laughed at his group.
"I wouldn't laugh if I were you mister CAY-KA-SO!"
Everyone laughed at him especially as Hidan stood up tall.
"I didn't make that mistake!"
"No…on your mission report you just happen to put: 'I'm immoral!'
"I meant immortal!!!"
"BUT YOU SPELT IMMORAL! YOU STUPID BLONDE HAIRED twit!"
He stared sadly at the group.
"Why can't you guys just pay attention?!" he asked as he approached a chalk board. "Sentences consist of verbs and nouns! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT?!"
"Come on, what are we? The grammar club!"
Everyone stared at Sasori as they thought about the name. They really liked it for awhile before the leader interrupted the though.
"I know, we do not have a name. BUT WE WILL NOT NOT NOT NOT CALL OURSELVES SOMETHING we cannot do correctly! Imagine, people point at us in the Bingo Book and say 'Look, it's Cay-ca-so!'"
Everyone nodded in agreement. Grammar club was not a good idea.
"NOW, let's start with you, Kisame! Putting I Fish man IS NOT a complete sentence nor idea nor anything close to being intelligent. You should put the verb!"
Kisame raised his hands.
"Kisame, one it's only one hand you put up and two, we're grown up people!"
"But but, I wanted to ask, what is a verb?!"
"It shows action! Let me give you an example! 'Kisame is stupid!' 'is' is the verb of the sentence. YOU ARE STUPID! Understand?!"
"More than somewhat!"
The leader sighed.
"Okay, Deidara, this is a mission report! NOT A DRAWING CONTEST!!!"
He said as he held up Deidara's paper that had a drawing of a fat Deidara about to explode with a smile on his/her face. Everyone burst into laughter.
"How are we to become…" he stopped as Itachi entered the room. He stood lean and serious as he approached the leader. He handed him his mission report as the leader quickly scanned over it. "NOW THIS IS A MISSION REPORT! HE EVEN INDENTED THE BEGINNING OF EACH PARAGRAPH!!!!"
Everyone muttering insults like: Suck up and Teacher's pet. Itachi ignored them as he still stood.
"Itachi, you can take a break!"
The Uchiha left quietly as the group continued muttering insults.
"Okay, BACK to class! Now, as I was saying, the alphabet is an important resource that you all should've memorize!"
Everyone began whining as he began:
"A…B…C…"
"Shouldn't we be hunting jinchuurikis and taking over the world instead of learning grammar?!"
"NOT before we learn the basics of a simple little sentence…EVEN genin know what grammar is. No wonder you guys were banned from your villages…"
Itachi walked away from the small little building that read: "HERE WE ARE! YOUR MOST EVIL VILGIANS!!!"
He muttered under his breathe: "It's villains…"
