Welcome one and all to my version of know your stars zatch bell! Now remember people no flames please. Here's the first victim!!
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Know your stars know your stars.
"Whoa who's there!?" said zatch.
That doesn't matter right now!
Any who. Zatch bell he likes to watch Dora the explorer in his underwear every day.
"I do not I hate that show"! Yelled zatch
Zatch bell. He likes to play tea party with kanchome and kido.
"I don't play tea party that games for girls"! Said zatch
Zatch bell. He's going out with zofis just to get Tia jealous.
"Im not going out with zofis! He creeps me out man! And im not even trying to get Tia jealous besides she scares me but if I told you that she'd beat the crap outa me." Said zatch
"That's it"! Yelled Tia out of nowhere
She came out of nowhere with a steel bat and began to hit zatch with it.
"Ah! help somebody you out in the audience help"! Yelled zatch
This is better than cable man
Two hours later
"My god someone call and ambulance". Said zatch crying
Zatch bell. he got his ass kicked by a girl.
"Yeah well you know what? she hurts me awful hard man!" yelled zatch
Zatch bell he's a wimp.
"Am not"! Yelled zatch
Are too
Are not
Are too
Are not!
Are too
Arte not
Are too
Are not
Are not
Are too… dammit!
Zatch bell he's a black rapper named 50 cent
"What the hell are you talking about"? Said zatch
Now you know zatch bell a rapper who watches Dora the explorer in his underwear.
"Hey im not any of those things can you hear me oh come on"! Yelled zatch.
