A/N Here I go again, with the crappy stories, Anyway, not much to say but this is why you never remind Integral it's Halloween I don't own Hellsing, but I want too! Must. steal.. The deeds Gonzo .locked away.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Hellsing Halloween
Being a creature of the undead was, in Alucard's case anyway, boring when there wasn't any thing to kill. So our favorite Lord of the Undead was floating around the Hellsing manor. Again. Much to Integral's disliking. Not to mention she was already pissed off. First off, she was on back-order for her favorite cigars, and now she had to deal with a lazy vampire. Integral's day had just gone from bad to worst.

"Alucard, get out of that wall NOW!" Integral screamed. "But I'm bored, master," Alucard replied, "I mean, we haven't had anything to do since July, and now it's October 31st ." he said. At the mention of "October 31st" Integral screamed again. This time it grabbed the attention of Hellsing's other vampire, Seras Victoria. "What's going on." she asked. "Victoria, good you're here. I need you to go into town, and get as many bags of candy as you can possibly can carry, now!" Integral said in rapped fire. "W-Why?" Seras asked, getting a little scared of how fast Integral was speaking. "Because it's god dammed Halloween! Now go!" "Yes, Sir!" Seras said and ran off to find the sugary sweets.

"And you!" Integral yelled, turning her attention back to Alucard. "Get bowls, and lots of them!" All Alucard did was look at her and said "Why should I?" "Because," Integral started, on the verge of throwing random objects at him, "you wore the one who said 'I'm bored' if you remember correctly" Alucard only sighed. She was right. He was bored as hell. So, he started toured the kitchen. "Oh, and Alucard, you've got candy duty." Said Integral. "What's that?" Alucard asked. "You've got the pleasure of handing out the candy to the little bast- I-I mean children" Integral answered. "Oh. ok." Alucard responded, just a little creped out for the first time it his life

At the local CVS (Which I don't own ether).

Seras came to the cash register with piles of candy bags as herself. "How much?" Seras asked "accidentally" showing her fangs. Needless to say, the CVS employee was sacred Shitless. "IT"S FREE! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!" the poor CVS employee screamed. "Hey, thanks! Oh, does that include that the truck too?" Seras asked innocently. "YES, PELASE, DON'T HURT MEEEEE!!!" So Seras took the many, many bags of candy, took the keys for the truck from the cowering employee and left. It was a few minutes after Seras had left; the CVS employee remembered something... "Wait a minute. its Halloween..THE FANGS WORE FAKE! THEY HAD TO BE!" So the employee who we will now call Bob was chasing (sp?) after the truck Seras had "borrowed". "GET BACK HERE YOU THEF!!!" Bob shouted. Seras simply giggled evilly as she drove back to the Hellsing Manner; Bob right at her tails.

A/N- Well, it's a chapter of yet another crappy ass story. I hope it will get better.I hope. Please review. I know it's bad, but please? Preview- Alucard deals with the children, and gets a bruised shin. Integral goes crazy, Bob is still chasing Seras, and Seras is the only sane one here! And Finally, Walter and Father Anderson make an appearance! YAY! And we finally learn why you should never remind Integral that its Halloween. Bye nyo!