What's Making Love?
"Hey, Nami!" Luffy bounded over.
"What is it, Luffy? I'm a bit busy here." Nami sighed.
"What does it mean to make love?" He asked.
Nami almost choked on the margarita she'd been drinking, which of course had been provided by Sanji.
"What makes you ask that?" She asked.
"Zoro and Usopp putting their lips together and making weird sounds while making their way to the storage room. And I told Robin what I saw and asked her what they were doing and she said they were going to go make love in the storage room. And then I asked her what making love is and she just smiled and told me to ask you." Luffy explained in one breath.
Nami had to pound on her chest to try to revive herself, she had to find a camera and fast! She had to get a picture of them and post it on the YaoiLove fan site!
She got up and went to the girls' cabin and started to look for her camera, "Camera… Camera…" She muttered.
"Uh, Nami?"
"What is it Luffy?" She asked annoyed, where was the damn camera!
"You still haven't told me what making love is."
She sighed and turned around, "It's when you sex, but you call it making love because it means something to you. And it usually starts with kissing which leads up to the more heated stuff."
Luffy gave her a weird look, "Really, it was just emotional sex? Me and Sanji do that all the time. Which reminds me, I wanna go have some more. But I guess we can try making it emotional, but I just prefer the rough stuff over the sappy soft stuff."
Nami almost fainted from blood loss, Zoro and Usopp was hot, but Sanji and Luffy was god-like.
"G-Godly… all of the…" Nami started whispering gleefully. If there was one thing she loved more than money, tangerines, and nakama, it was hot yaoi.
"Whatever, I'm gonna go have make love with Sanji!" Luffy said leaving.
As Nami scrambled to find her camera even faster she heard Sanji's shout from the boys' cabin, "Oi, Luffy, what are you doing!"
"Nami said that when you make love that you usually start with kissing." She heard Luffy say.
"But don't we always make love? And you know that sometimes I just stick my dick in you and we just climax and that's it, and that still counts." Nami's brain was going in overdrive imagining this and she was gonna die of blood loss soon.
"I know. I just like it when you do me rough." She heard Luffy say.
"Your wish is my command, Captain." She heard Sanji say huskily.
Where was that damn camera!
