Okay, people. Here's the next chapter in the Star Wars/Loud House saga. Once again featuring references from the Family Guy episodes (at least the family friendly ones). Loud House characters that weren't in the first one will be given roles in this. Here we go…

Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Star Wars or The Loud House.


(In the Loud House, they're all in the family room in front of the TV like before when the lights suddenly go down again.)

Everyone: (startled) Gaaah!

Lynn: Aw, man. Didn't this just happen recently?

Lola: What, are we in Iraq? This happens too often!

Lynn Sr: (looking out the window) The other houses are out too. Someone's got to get this town's electrical grid checked.

Lisa: If you'd just let me take a look at it, I'd make sure it never goes down again.

Rita: No, Lisa. We should leave it to the professionals.

Luna: Well, dudes, until it comes back on, we could tell stories like we did before.

Lori: Yeah, Lincoln told us the story of Star Wars last time. That was literally a blast!

Leni: (excited) Oh, yeah! Someone tell us another story!

Luan: I've got one! Once upon a time, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer made fun of any movie genre imaginable -

Lola: (irritated) I'm already bored and confused!

Lana: (to Lincoln) Hey Linc? Is there another story like Star Wars you could tell us?

(Everyone looks at him with anticipation.)

Lincoln: (smirking) There just might be, guys. There just might be a sequel that's even better than the original and also happens to be unexpectedly darker.

Lucy: Now you're talking my style.

Lincoln: It goes a little something like this...